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@slwkrt.com

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SLWKRT - “Slow Kart” Grumpy democratic-socialist disabled vet millennial who has no idea why they are even here. I post photos of cars, cats, and booze (and occasionally rant). Ok maybe more than occasionally.

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John @slwkrt.com · Feb 19

As the military bans trans members from service, I want you to watch this video. I remember this attack vividly. It’s etched in my brain FOREVER. I survived it.

At NO point during this 30 minute attack did I think, “I hope everyone in this bunker is CIS.”

#LetThemServe

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Rang IDF Monday 18FEB08

YouTube video by Ruben Cordoba

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John @slwkrt.com · 3h

Thank you George Soros!

John @slwkrt.com · 1d

Because there’s always money to invade sovereign nations unprovoked (i.e. Iraq). Welcome to the next “they have weapons of mass destruction” ruse.

Sheryl Weikal and the colorful Parrotlegals @leftistlawyer.com · 2d

HOW CAN WE AFFORD TO INVADE VENEZUELA IF THERE'S NO MONEY FOR SNAP???

John @slwkrt.com · 1d

Ahh yes, because negotiating with them worked out so well last time didn’t it @slotkin.senate.gov?

John @slwkrt.com · 1d

Hey Matt Goodwin, John Goodwin here. Fuck off cunt, and I pray we’re not distantly related you utter fucking twat.

Colonize the world. Take all their riches for your own. Crow about the superiority of Britain. Then demonize their descendants show up peacefully and make your country better?!

Farrukh @implausibleblog.bsky.social · 2d

Faiza Shaheen, "I'm so proud to be in this room at to hear so many people fight back against this hateful energy from Reform UK's Matt Goodwin - what's wrong with you"

Matt Goodwin, "Do you think this audience reflects Britain?"

#BBCQT

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Law of Attraction @chessnotcheckers.bsky.social · 2d

Everybody relies on SNAP - from farmers, corporate food producers, truckers, grocery stores, corner markets, fast food chains - all the way down to individuals who receive SNAP benefits.

Further, apply similar principles to ACA.

👉 Everybody benefits from ACA.

America is fighting itself.

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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 3d

Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.

Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.

They are not the same.

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John @slwkrt.com · 3d

DPD…never change.

John @slwkrt.com · 3d

Thank you. Love this. Art can be appreciated in many ways.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 3d

“The human body is able to do some incredible things if you consume enough lead,” said the secretary of health and human services

Gray-Lipped RFK Jr. Touts Body’s Natural Ability To Transmute Lead Into Gold

WASHINGTON—Praising the process as yet another miracle of biology that modern medicine chooses to ignore, a gray-lipped Robert F. Kennedy Jr. spoke at a press conference Wednesday during which he tout...

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John @slwkrt.com · 5d

Please. Talk down to me more daddy.

Things my auto insurance coverage covers:

Personal injury protection, limited property damage, property protection.

This is restitution you are unlikely to get in criminal court but can get in civil court or with insurance. So be less of a cunt maybe?

John @slwkrt.com · 5d

What is yours?

Your car and a bullet are vastly different things. One can be controlled at all times, one can’t after a certain point. Sure we could get into hypotheticals on how your car ended up as a projectile leaving your property, but you’d better be insured to deal with that aftermath.

John @slwkrt.com · 5d

Can your vehicle fire a projectile capable of leaving your property?

John @slwkrt.com · 6d

This is the barn of a soy bean farmer. It is my great grandmother’s barn. You can see it if you drive from Lansing to Grand Rapids on 96. Why can you see it? Because MDOT built a highway right up against it years ago.

Glad she’s not here to get fucked over by a big orange douche canoe.

John @slwkrt.com · 6d

Jerry Jones is a gift to the NFL, truly. The ego of that man has sunk them to a new level of laughable.

John @slwkrt.com · 7d

My great grandparents were soy bean farmers. Can confirm. This is the uniform.

John @slwkrt.com · 7d

That’s our AG! Looking forward to this.

John @slwkrt.com · 7d

I’m not saying it’s a perfect solution, but it’s an attempt to hold people accountable and reinforce good behavior.

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John @slwkrt.com · 7d

But but but, Glorious Leader said he was going to make them pay. Why would Celtic FC lie to me and tell me I’m going to have to pay?!

John @slwkrt.com · 7d

Hooah!

Let’s go further. I have to be insured to drive a car. I should have to be insured to own a gun too.

Let’s also really dig into that “well regulated” part of “well regulated militia”. If proper firearms storage and usage is good enough for the military, it’s good enough for Jim Bob’s AR.

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John @slwkrt.com · 8d

“Lest I offend anyone within earshot.” Are they listening to an audiobook out loud in public? That’s like carrying on a conversation with speakerphone on in terms of annoyance.

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John @slwkrt.com · 9d

If I were Mamdani, I’d say thanks but no thanks to Jeffries and Schumer. @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social has a spine and integrity. He doesn’t need mainstream ineffectual Democrats like these two clowns. They need him.

Politico @politico.com · 9d

EXCLUSIVE: Jeffries will endorse Mamdani for NYC mayor, after nine months of pressure and just before early voting begins Saturday.

That leaves Schumer as the last key person in the state's Dem leadership to withhold support.

After a lengthy wait, Jeffries to endorse Mamdani

The powerful Brooklyn Democrat plans to endorse the democratic socialist Friday afternoon.

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John @slwkrt.com · 9d

This story sponsored by your friends at ESPN Bet. ESPN Bet, your kids weren’t going to college anyways, were they?

The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 9d

Does the NBA have a gambling problem? Place your bets on FanDuel!

John @slwkrt.com · 10d

Shocker

John @slwkrt.com · 10d

Yeah but have you seen our new concrete patio and ballroom?!

John @slwkrt.com · 10d

I just get the sense she’d be hand in hand skipping along kicking down homeless encampments with Gavin Newsom with glee.

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