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What the fuck did she do?
November 12, 2025 at 3:33 AM
What the fuck did she do?
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I’m just asking questions!
November 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I’m just asking questions!
Home Depot - Lower Than Lowe’s
“.. As the raids have continued, consumers have started to question whether the company’s silence makes it an accomplice to the sweeps rather than merely the backdrop. .. A backlash is coming for the company.”
@bloomberg.com $HD
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@bloomberg.com $HD
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November 10, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Home Depot - Lower Than Lowe’s
They can call it The President Emeritus Dome to placate him while everyone else calls it The Pedome.
The White House said Saturday it would be “beautiful” to name the new stadium for Washington’s NFL team after President Donald Trump. INFO: https://www.kwtx.com/2025/11/09/white-house-says-naming-new-washington-commanders-stadium-after-trump-would-be-beautiful/
November 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
They can call it The President Emeritus Dome to placate him while everyone else calls it The Pedome.
They give you a deal on the jacket because they know you’ll really need the pants in an hour.
November 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
They give you a deal on the jacket because they know you’ll really need the pants in an hour.
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no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
White House staff has embarked on a massive search ahead of the traditional Thanksgiving event because the president will only pardon a pedophile turkey.
November 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
White House staff has embarked on a massive search ahead of the traditional Thanksgiving event because the president will only pardon a pedophile turkey.
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 8, 2025 at 7:30 AM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
Please, please, please, will the world come back around to the small phone option before my iPhone 13 mini is unusable?
Tyler Hayes Suggests Trying a Flip-Style Foldable If You Want a Smaller Phone
Link to: https://creators.yahoo.com/lifestyle/story/do-you-think-phones-are-too-big-and-want-a-smaller-one-i-have-the-perfect-solution-234401104.html
daringfireball.net
November 8, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Please, please, please, will the world come back around to the small phone option before my iPhone 13 mini is unusable?
“Does anyone have any advice about how to change a lightbulb? NO INFLUENCERS!”
I don’t mean to imply that if you’re an influencer I don’t respect you I mean to state plainly that I don’t.
All influencers are the worst but food and diet influencers may be the actual worst.
November 8, 2025 at 4:47 AM
“Does anyone have any advice about how to change a lightbulb? NO INFLUENCERS!”
TEAM SNOWPLOW
Hollywood Star Jeremy Renner, 54, Accused of Vile ‘ICE’ Threat Against Female Moviemaker, 34
https://www.reddit.com/r/popculturechat/comments/1oqkysh/hollywood_star_jeremy_renner_54_accused_of_vile/
https://www.reddit.com/r/popculturechat/comments/1oqkysh/hollywood_star_jeremy_renner_54_accused_of_vile/
Hollywood Star Jeremy Renner, 54, Accused of Vile ‘ICE’ Threat Against Female Moviemaker, 34
r/popculturechat
www.reddit.com
November 8, 2025 at 4:33 AM
TEAM SNOWPLOW
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The kids today, you tell them about @MISSY_BOO and they think you’re lying
November 8, 2025 at 4:15 AM
The kids today, you tell them about @MISSY_BOO and they think you’re lying
I’m reminded that I shot this nine years ago today at the juice plant where I worked. I only took the picture because it was unusual for those doors to be open. I wish I had gone in and captured some artistic shots of the pipes on the right.
November 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I’m reminded that I shot this nine years ago today at the juice plant where I worked. I only took the picture because it was unusual for those doors to be open. I wish I had gone in and captured some artistic shots of the pipes on the right.
Network News: Bluesky is an echo chamber!
Bluesky:
Bluesky:
November 8, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Network News: Bluesky is an echo chamber!
Bluesky:
Bluesky:
ice mod when wolfenstein 3d?
November 8, 2025 at 2:31 AM
ice mod when wolfenstein 3d?
Did Elon crash? 🤞🏼
November 8, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Did Elon crash? 🤞🏼
Finally tried out Travelers (pretty good!) and Netflix kept a bunch of interesting info in the corner.
The bitrate stayed consistent within each episode, but was different for each one. The lowest was 0.95 Mbps. I didn’t notice less detail in that one, but the colors weren’t as rich.
The bitrate stayed consistent within each episode, but was different for each one. The lowest was 0.95 Mbps. I didn’t notice less detail in that one, but the colors weren’t as rich.
![White text technical information in the top left corner of an LCD TV showing the opening credits of Travelers. The info:
00:01:55/00:46:09
Video: 2.10 Mbps/ 1080 / Codec HEVC Main10
Audio: English [Original] / stereo (PRIMARY)
Timed Text: English (ASSISTIVE)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ir3zqyyteciy4glswlql5sb3/bafkreieopjux62mywedzkfgg4owqa6ukzo5xf3qmnfdnxmjc4j5sxk6hza@jpeg)
November 8, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Finally tried out Travelers (pretty good!) and Netflix kept a bunch of interesting info in the corner.
The bitrate stayed consistent within each episode, but was different for each one. The lowest was 0.95 Mbps. I didn’t notice less detail in that one, but the colors weren’t as rich.
The bitrate stayed consistent within each episode, but was different for each one. The lowest was 0.95 Mbps. I didn’t notice less detail in that one, but the colors weren’t as rich.
If I were really rich, I would not complain about mayors refusing to meet with me; I would just blow the money hiring Van Halen to play my birthday party.
November 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
If I were really rich, I would not complain about mayors refusing to meet with me; I would just blow the money hiring Van Halen to play my birthday party.
Milton Bradley is releasing a special MAGA Battleship set where it’s the US Navy versus disabled fishing boats.
November 7, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Milton Bradley is releasing a special MAGA Battleship set where it’s the US Navy versus disabled fishing boats.
Guess who won the Four Seasons Total Landscaping Peace Prize
November 7, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Guess who won the Four Seasons Total Landscaping Peace Prize
This motherfucking shitbag can fuck all the way off into the sea. The incident shouldn’t have had to go viral for them to dump that vile cocksucker. ¡Viva México!
ew.com/miss-univers...
ew.com/miss-univers...
November 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
This motherfucking shitbag can fuck all the way off into the sea. The incident shouldn’t have had to go viral for them to dump that vile cocksucker. ¡Viva México!
ew.com/miss-univers...
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They should set up a club with GT-R 240ZX Musk at Elon's breeding compound.
Apparently one of Mark Zuckerberg's daughters is named Maxima, so that's multiple acts of naming your kid after a Nissan in the wild
sorry for the twitter screenshots but I just learned that Bethany Mandel has a child named Altima and I needed to share this knowledge with everyone
November 7, 2025 at 3:28 AM
They should set up a club with GT-R 240ZX Musk at Elon's breeding compound.
King Charles announced that his disgraced brother “shall no longer be entitled to hold and enjoy the style, title or attribute of the name ‘Andrew’”
November 7, 2025 at 12:06 AM
King Charles announced that his disgraced brother “shall no longer be entitled to hold and enjoy the style, title or attribute of the name ‘Andrew’”
Overheard in Chicago: I need that with extra pepper, please. For irony.
November 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Overheard in Chicago: I need that with extra pepper, please. For irony.