I've never successfully done a pushup; guess I missed my calling as a fascist.

Being criminally stupid never having any consequences ass country

Why the fuck aren't I marked as RUDE? Stupid fucks

I can't remember if this chud blocked me over politics or because he's a huge streaming booster but I think it was the latter and anyway #NeverStream

doug emhoff's law firm cut a deal with trump to provide him 100 million in pro bono law services and eliminate all dei initiatives. seven partners resigned, doug emhoff did not 💙

Reminded me of the guy with a setup like that outside the storage unit he lived in (a few units down from my dad's, which my dad did not live in) and then I saw "NCSU" and realized it could be the same guy.

Who’s solving the Louvre robbery?

Right answers only

It's been nagging at me since day 1, so I'm embarrassed to admit that it just dawned on me that the people on here insisting that Bluesky doesn't suck remind me of the people who insisted that Clinton, Biden, Harris didn't suck. And, of course, it's a lot of the same people.

this rocks. when indiana edu killed the student newspaper, Purdue stepped up, printed the forbidden issue, drove it to Bloomington and stocked the boxes.

People who don't own televisions are never watching movies on physical media, so if anything it's a positive indicator of suckage. #NeverStream

I'm so old that my reaction to IMDb ratings was always to tune them out as meaningless (and my reaction to Letterboxd is still "this is a thing?"). I've glanced at the ratings for some old TV shows I watched recently & the most formulaic episodes do tend to be rated higher than those with a pulse.

heartwarmingly horny remembrance of a friend here lol

ICE just arrested a singing giraffe in Portland.

Kevin Tighe seems cool. Really glad someone (Scott Tobias) did this. thereveal.film/interview-ke...

I remember a few people on here saying the reports were exaggerated

Technically about an hour away, but I thought it was appropriate that the big local haunting was ... just an empty field without a really good story behind it. chathammagazinenc.com/devils-tramp...

Promoting the editor-in-chief's personal side project. Zero named sources in a story that promotes the editor-in-chief's personal political position. Misspelling the subject's name. It took one day for CBS News to become a conservative blog.

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In 2004, Parisian police were conducting a training exercise in the french catacombs and found, after moving past a desk and a tape playing audio of snarling dogs, a fully functional movie theater and bar. When they returned 3 days later, the equipment was gone, with a note: “Do not try to find us.”

The list of elected Democrats who later revealed themselves as Republicans sure is a long one.

“I’ll declare war on you if you don’t give me the peace prize” is an incredible bit

Incredible, @severinfilms.bsky.social just dropping another near 20 film collection like it’s a regular Wednesday

i'm disappointed in all of you

Oregonian, October 4, 1966. Daaaaaaaaamn! Eustace goes hard: "After viewing Star Trek a couple of times, I would like to give you the benefit of my reaction, which is: Whatever became of the Munsters?"