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Snails The Goblin🐸
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🔞18+ Only|literally a goblin|Kink Flash Fiction & Short Stories: BDSM, TF/TG, Hypno, WG|Anarchist-Qommunist|(they/she/it)|25|✡️
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Clair Obscur’s now confirmed Gen-AI usage during the development process has caused their IGA debut and GOTY wins to be retracted.
The IGAs Nomination Committee is officially retracting Debut Game and Game of the Year, awarding both categories to new recipients. Additionally, we are retracting one of the Indie Vanguard recipients.

Full details can be found in our FAQ under Game Eligibility: www.indiegameawards.gg/faq
December 20, 2025 at 7:59 PM
You can forcefem a puppyboy by putting estradiol in slices of cheese
December 20, 2025 at 4:13 PM
All goblins are transgender, but all goblins are transgender in a way that is completely different from every other goblin.

One goblin I know fell in a big vat of gender change syrup. One sneezed and *poof* different gender. One gob jumped into a washing machine and it cleaned their gender away.
December 20, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Heartwarming: Karen yelling at an under paid transgender food service worker uses her correct pronouns.
December 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Don't talk to journalists about DIY HRT.
December 19, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Damon Albarn and Jamie Hewlett casually confirming that 2D of Gorillaz is non-binary now is not what I expected from this album promotion cycle but y’know, yeah, cool, good for them!
December 12, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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so insanely fucking real for this
December 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I know a simple solution to this:
Embrace the valley girl.
December 9, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Goblin who doesn't understand why everyone says she "has cake".

If she had a cake, she would eat it, but she unfortunately has none😔
December 8, 2025 at 3:42 AM
*Periodically flashing red as I take poison damage* Yeah I'm just a little sick (-3) it's no big deal (-4) I took an ibuprofen (-2) so it should be fine (-4)
December 8, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Goblin who doesn't understand why everyone says she "has cake".

If she had a cake, she would eat it, but she unfortunately has none😔
December 8, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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passion is in the air tonight
December 6, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Mitzy
November 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
For Black Friday all goblins will be 100% off! This discount is so good we're giving you a goblin if you like it or not. A goblin has already broken into your home! It's free!

These small, green buddies include the following features:
-Raid your pantry
-Snore loudly on your laptop
-Will never leave
November 28, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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final fishtasy #ffxiv
October 20, 2024 at 3:59 AM
You felt the pinch of the parasitic tail attach to your lower back. You reach back to pull the catgirl tail off, but it's already fused itself to your spine.

A warm tingle spread over your brain as the tail's corruption took over. Any resistance popped away as two perky cat ears form on your head.
November 23, 2025 at 6:14 AM
The goblins in the dungeon are NOT free! If you take one the dread litch will be forwarding you a surcharge of 3 copper per stolen goblin.
November 23, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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"GOBLIN DETECTED: ACTIVATING COUNTERMEASURES."

The construct fires a scattergun full of various shapes and colours of dice.

"Ooh...think I saw a catseye set fly by my face!"
November 22, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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A new study finds 51 percent of current rabbinical students identify as LGBTQ, reflecting major shifts in American Jewish life. Educators say queer rabbis bring empathy, resilience, and leadership at a time of rising challenges.
www.jpost.com/diaspora/art...
Study finds surge of LGBTQ rabbinical students | The Jerusalem Post
“It signals that American progressive Jewish life has evolved to the point where LGBTQ inclusion is a no-brainer.” said Hannah Karpel-Pomerantz
www.jpost.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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"you will never be a woman"
October 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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There’s a fascinating passage in Avot deRabbi Natan chapter 3. A man is fined 400 silver coins by Rabbi Akiva for uncovering a woman’s head at the market. He then uses a ploy to show that she would uncover her own head for a single copper coin.

Rabbi Akiva replies: So what? She gets to decide that.
November 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Forcefem is socialism, I'm a strong believer in Free Market Trickle-Down-Feminization.

If we incentivize more men to become femboys and twinks, that means the supply of feminine men becoming trans lesbians will increase. It's basic economics.
November 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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"Can this wait?" your goblin boss says. "I'm in the middle of some important work."

[She just hit enter on a search request for 'bigg orc bobbs']
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 AM
November 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Witch Hat Atelier has a really good bit addressing these kinds of characters actually:
November 8, 2025 at 8:08 AM