Michael
@snotsnit.bsky.social
Either the human Jewish version of J. Fred Muggs or famous colon whisperer for Hollywood celebs pro bono. World's 119th most knowledgeable Baywatch aficionado
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Imagine having Bruce Springsteen AND Billy Bragg release songs about how much you fucking suck and how much the people fighting you rule you within the same 48 hours
January 28, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Imagine having Bruce Springsteen AND Billy Bragg release songs about how much you fucking suck and how much the people fighting you rule you within the same 48 hours
Do your part and share with your community. If you see ICE agents, tell everyone. Do your part to slow them down. Prove your ideals work in practice as well as in theory
January 23, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Do your part and share with your community. If you see ICE agents, tell everyone. Do your part to slow them down. Prove your ideals work in practice as well as in theory
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I was just at a comedy show and the guy next to me says "wow, he's really funny" and his buddy goes "yeah, but that's only because it's his job." I'm going to be thinking about this comment a lot
January 18, 2026 at 10:21 PM
I was just at a comedy show and the guy next to me says "wow, he's really funny" and his buddy goes "yeah, but that's only because it's his job." I'm going to be thinking about this comment a lot
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My favorite thing to do with time off is nothing and then when it's over I go oh no I've done nothing
January 5, 2026 at 5:15 AM
My favorite thing to do with time off is nothing and then when it's over I go oh no I've done nothing
My Top Albums Of 2025
January 3, 2026 at 9:18 PM
My Top Albums Of 2025
Adam Sandler accidentally bought too many sugar packets
*Slow acoustic guitar strums. Woman belts* "Take my tears and that's not nearly all. Tainted love"
Coming soon to Netflix "Sugar Rush"
*Slow acoustic guitar strums. Woman belts* "Take my tears and that's not nearly all. Tainted love"
Coming soon to Netflix "Sugar Rush"
January 3, 2026 at 7:44 AM
Adam Sandler accidentally bought too many sugar packets
*Slow acoustic guitar strums. Woman belts* "Take my tears and that's not nearly all. Tainted love"
Coming soon to Netflix "Sugar Rush"
*Slow acoustic guitar strums. Woman belts* "Take my tears and that's not nearly all. Tainted love"
Coming soon to Netflix "Sugar Rush"
First air fryer recipe
December 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
First air fryer recipe
Heard there was some gentile holiday today
December 26, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Heard there was some gentile holiday today
Don we now our cishet apparel
December 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Don we now our cishet apparel
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me when I see others discovering the joy of Masayoshi Takanaka
November 19, 2025 at 3:32 PM
me when I see others discovering the joy of Masayoshi Takanaka
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In the audience tonight is Charlotte Bennett, one of the 13 women that Andrew Cuomo is credibly alleged to have sexually harassed while they worked in his government.
She can't speak for herself because Cuomo's lawyers have hounded her.
So I confronted him.
She can't speak for herself because Cuomo's lawyers have hounded her.
So I confronted him.
October 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
In the audience tonight is Charlotte Bennett, one of the 13 women that Andrew Cuomo is credibly alleged to have sexually harassed while they worked in his government.
She can't speak for herself because Cuomo's lawyers have hounded her.
So I confronted him.
She can't speak for herself because Cuomo's lawyers have hounded her.
So I confronted him.
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Which country will win the World Series: Canada, or Japan
October 21, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Which country will win the World Series: Canada, or Japan
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The Seahawks are not prepared for the psychological weight they are carrying right now lol.
October 21, 2025 at 3:17 AM
The Seahawks are not prepared for the psychological weight they are carrying right now lol.
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love your work mrs theranos but how do you walk into this
October 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
love your work mrs theranos but how do you walk into this
The ocean looking pretty sweet
October 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
The ocean looking pretty sweet
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i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat
September 2, 2025 at 4:48 AM
i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat