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Soapy Pitts

@soapypitts1977.bsky.social

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Cat lover,film lover,idiot...crisp connoisseur

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Soapy Pitts @soapypitts1977.bsky.social · May 3

"You've got to hold and give,
but do it at the right time
You can be slow or fast,
but you must get to the line
They'll always hit you and hurt you, defend and attack
There's only one way to beat them, get round the back"

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Soapy Pitts @soapypitts1977.bsky.social · 9h

GYYARRHNNH

Soapy Pitts @soapypitts1977.bsky.social · 9h

BREAKING: Shabana Mahmood announces that immigrants will have to know all the lyrics to the theme of Jamie and the Magic Torch
If not they will be detained by Office Copper

Soapy Pitts @soapypitts1977.bsky.social · 10h

Wife is watching #eastenders
This week they are doing Adolescence on a Temu budget.
Hysterically awful

Soapy Pitts @soapypitts1977.bsky.social · 11h

New purchase,wife unimpressed..

Soapy Pitts @soapypitts1977.bsky.social · 11h

Your dad thinks your an aborted slipper,that slops around the White House.
He couldn't guess your name in multiple choice
A- Chair
B- Forghorn Leghorm
C- Bucket child

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 14h

Eric Trump: "We're saving Christianity. We've saving God. We've saving the family unit. We're saving this nation. I mean, DEI is out of the window, Benny. You no longer have Colin Kaepernick kneeling for the national anthem. You no longer have Budweiser going woke as hell. All of this is dead."

Soapy Pitts @soapypitts1977.bsky.social · 12h

Yay..pleased for you all

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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 12h

First review for our queer horror comedy short!

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Soapy Pitts @soapypitts1977.bsky.social · 13h

Ah shit Drew Struzan..
If your of certain age he was a god.Once you noticed him his work you loved seeing his posters in the cinema lobby and if lucky a poster from Woolworths.
Such a shame....if you think of a fav film you instantly connect his poster with it.
I hate getting older

Soapy Pitts @soapypitts1977.bsky.social · 21h

Soapy Pitts @soapypitts1977.bsky.social · 22h

Tuesday

Soapy Pitts @soapypitts1977.bsky.social · 1d

Why is anyone still watching Hunted on ch4?
Its the worst convoluted,fake shit.

Soapy Pitts @soapypitts1977.bsky.social · 1d

@harryflowers.bsky.social

Mark @wils.bsky.social · 1d

Drop something CREEPY 😬🖤😱

Soapy Pitts @soapypitts1977.bsky.social · 1d

The Ps4 is my last rodeo,I'm 53
Fuck paying out for the next gen prices.

Soapy Pitts @soapypitts1977.bsky.social · 1d

Death has turned up to cook dinner
Bit unsure...
At least no salmon mousse

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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 1d

I’m sorry fuck the Elon Musk bit: that’s varnish.

Tommy had a bag with thirteen grand in fucking cash in it.

THIRTEEN GRAND.

Remove Tommy from the conversation & you have a convicted criminal in a silver Bentley crossing the channel with a big bag of cash.

Of course it’s fuckin suspicious