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hi i'm sable

unorganized ramblings from a weird silly robot thing

adult, any pronouns
time travel is real and they're using it to fuck with deltarune fans
November 27, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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lmao
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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sega must do something pointless and stupid for every good thing it does or the genie that cursed them will punish them
Yakuza 0 Will be Delisted & Replaced by Yakuza 0 Director's Cut Starting Dec. 8th. https://ow.ly/AW7950XyiP5

November 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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In one of the prototype versions of Yoshi's Island, the Baby Mario handover process is unfinished and does not always work. The Yoshi that should be waiting at the end is missing, and the playable Yoshi simply throws Baby Mario onto the ground, making him crawl off by himself.
November 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Game: Pokémon: Yellow Version (1998, GBC)
TAS Author: MrWint
Source: tasvideos.org/3358M
November 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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aw fuck dude not you again
November 25, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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Demon: a togore comic
November 25, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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why did wing ding say this?
November 26, 2025 at 3:41 AM
i should make a bug sona
November 26, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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imagine having to hear shit like "study confirms giving diabetic children insulin reduces their death rates by 100%" as if that hasn't been known for like a hunred years. that's what being trans is like
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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You GOTTA stop being so desperately afraid of the audience. Look at me. Look in my eyeballs. Stop being so desperate for approval. Stop writing for the whiny babies in your audience and start writing for the freaks who like cool fucked up shit
November 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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In Super Mario Sunshine, Shadow Mario's voice is created by applying a filter to Mario's voice; however, he does not use all of Mario's voice clips. By making Mario himself use the filter, we can finally hear Shadow Mario say things like "MAMA hoohahoo wow wow" and "The horror".
November 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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another great wish granted in a morally ambiguous way
November 25, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Excited to see how many racist uncles accidentally poison their families after asking grok to help them make a casserole for thanksgiving.
November 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
already starting to get sick of christmas songs and it's not even december yet, how do retail workers survive this
November 25, 2025 at 2:15 PM
thinking about splatoon 3 having Eyebrows of all things be gender locked. why did they do that
November 25, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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mario bosses when you hit them twice
July 18, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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If we're talking turkeys, this one is my favourite.
November 24, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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If you write "SEX" in arcade Bubble Bobble's high score board, the initials will not only change to "H.!", but you will get a fork item in your next credit that causes a bunch of food to fall down to the stage and kills the enemies.
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago

so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 4:57 AM
turkey is just chicken but worse
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM