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Sonofahobo @sonofahobo.bsky.social · 6h

On Friday at work we had a desk scavenger hunt for our “funtivity” and one of the items on the list was a family photo and I only had this.

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Sonofahobo @sonofahobo.bsky.social · 6h

Inside you, there are two wolves.
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Bo Bolander @bbolander.bsky.social · 24d

with all natural predators & competitors in the late night ecosystem decimated, a plague of jimmy fallons descends upon the countryside. they're everywhere. they eat the grain. they strip the leaves from trees. you can hear them tittering on the roofs, the scurry scrape of those nasty little claws

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Jeremy Repanich @repanich.bsky.social · Aug 7

You're going to want to check out Jim Irsay's house, @davidjroth.bsky.social and @drewmagary.bsky.social robbreport.com/shelter/cele...

Jim Irsay’s House in Photos

The late Indianapolis Colts owner's longtime home in the Hoosier State is now available for $12 million.

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☁️ retornam ☁️ @retornam.bsky.social · Jun 21

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Meme showing Principal Skinner from
The Simpsons in two frames.

The first frame has him with the words "Am I out of touch?"

The second frame has him with the words “No it is the entire corpus of human knowledge that is wrong."

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Sonofahobo @sonofahobo.bsky.social · Apr 24

Look, if you really need a Pope, I went to Catholic school 1st-8th, I’ve been on a Viator tour of Vatican City, and I’m already wearing a robe. But you’ve gotta let me know by Friday. I’ve got other irons in the fire.

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · Apr 23

RFK Jr.: The teen cum is insufficient. I need more teen cum.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Apr 23

RFK Jr: An American teenager today has less testosterone than a 68 year old man. Sperm counts are down 50 percent.

WATTERS: Wait -- an American teenager has less testosterone than a 68 year old man?

RFK JR: That's right

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · Apr 22

You don't have to agree with him on every issue but you have to admit that Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is absolutely locked the fuck in on our nation's balls. He is focused, he is determined, and he is going to figure out what is going on with/in America's balls, and woe unto anyone who tries to stop him.

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Sonofahobo @sonofahobo.bsky.social · Apr 19

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Alyssa Harad @alyssaharad.bsky.social · Apr 16

It is really bothering me (understatement) that the message is “bring back that one innocent guy” and not “WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK SHUT DOWN THIS WHOLE OPERATION IMMEDIATELY.”

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Sonofahobo @sonofahobo.bsky.social · Apr 16

Reading about my new medicine and it says I could get too dizzy to operate a vessel. Sorry guys, but it looks like Creed's Summer of '99 Cruise is going to have to find a new captain.

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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · Apr 13

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · Mar 24

You asking me and the boys to look into it? Who are you talking to man?

Sen. Adam Schiff @schiff.senate.gov · Mar 24

How many Signal chats with sensitive information about military operations are ongoing within the Pentagon right now? Where else are war plans being shared with such abject disregard for our national security?

We need answers. Right now.

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Sonofahobo @sonofahobo.bsky.social · Feb 9

They just keep Harry Connick Jr in a utility closet at the Superdome until he’s needed.

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Sonofahobo @sonofahobo.bsky.social · Feb 9

Oh wow. I would need those.

Sonofahobo @sonofahobo.bsky.social · Jan 30

If you text me past 10pm, I am angry. Is my phone on silent? Yes. Am I fully awake and on my phone? Also yes. But stop.

Sonofahobo @sonofahobo.bsky.social · Jan 27

Always a bridesmaid, never a juror on a murder trial. I even got up extra early and put on makeup. What more do they want.

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Sonofahobo @sonofahobo.bsky.social · Jan 25

Listen up everybody: Pottery Barn Teen has updated their terms and privacy policy. If you need to know any details about it, just let me know. They sent me an email.

Sonofahobo @sonofahobo.bsky.social · Jan 21

My old friend died last week. First friend I’ve ever lost. We still saw each others’ posts on social media but didn’t see each other in person much. I’ve been struggling to describe how it feels. This is it.

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Sonofahobo @sonofahobo.bsky.social · Jan 12

You got me. I’ll watch. I refuse to use the given names of any of the actors from FNL. If someone has to leave an event early I like to say, “Saracen has to get back to his grandma,” and no one ever likes it. My best bit.

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Sonofahobo @sonofahobo.bsky.social · Jan 8

You should probably stop yourself from adding that Purple Mountains record into heavy rotation at the beginning of January.

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Steven Hyden @stevenhyden.bsky.social · Jan 4

"I am the trick my mother played on the world
Seventeen doctors couldn't decide
whether I should be allowed in the game."

Happy birthday to the late great David Berman.

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · Mar 24

Every time I google search something now they come back like I don't know man here are two or three things. I guess I could go look out back if you really want. Like me working at the video store in the 90s.

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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · Dec 15

I believe very strongly that there is a very important distinction between geeks and nerds that people ignore at their own peril.

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