Sooz Bee
@soozbee.bsky.social
I can't help about the shape I'm in
Can't sing, I ain't pretty and my legs are thin
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Cubs - Mariners - Kraken
Can't sing, I ain't pretty and my legs are thin
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Cubs - Mariners - Kraken
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Sooz Bee
@soozbee.bsky.social
· Nov 20
Folks, if you're in the "Discover" feed & you respond to someone you don't follow and have never interacted with to argue with or "correct" them -- don't be surprised if that earns you an instant block.
This makes me miss a stationer & print shop that was here in Buttfluph from at least when my parents were kids up until ~5 years ago. They never did a damn thing to the interior store from the day they opened to the day they closed and had stock that was old even when I was a kid.
New service where I come around to your house with this mucilage bottle with dried glue on over the rubber applicator so you can peel it off.
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 AM
This makes me miss a stationer & print shop that was here in Buttfluph from at least when my parents were kids up until ~5 years ago. They never did a damn thing to the interior store from the day they opened to the day they closed and had stock that was old even when I was a kid.
Robo just made the Oilers PK look like beer leaguers. 😁 lol. And then they score again before I even finish my post.
a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open .
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November 26, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Robo just made the Oilers PK look like beer leaguers. 😁 lol. And then they score again before I even finish my post.
Not going to QP, since this is a bit of a tangent, but does anyone else overthink gifs & memes when they use them? I feel a bit bad about using my favorite cheeky grin gif ever since someone told me that the little girl in it committed suicide when she was a teenager.
a little girl wearing a leopard print shirt is making a face
Alt: A little girl in a purple and pink print blouse pulls her chin back as she grins broadly and looks to one side.
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November 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Not going to QP, since this is a bit of a tangent, but does anyone else overthink gifs & memes when they use them? I feel a bit bad about using my favorite cheeky grin gif ever since someone told me that the little girl in it committed suicide when she was a teenager.
I feel like I would be remiss if I did not point out that today is the birthday of Philipp Grubauer, aka The Most Wonderful Man in All the World.
November 26, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I feel like I would be remiss if I did not point out that today is the birthday of Philipp Grubauer, aka The Most Wonderful Man in All the World.
Since we're talking pie today:
Favorite fruit pies
1. Black raspberry
2. Cherry
3. Strawberry rhubarb
Favorite cream pies
1. Banana
2. French silk
3. Coconut
Not fond of pecan myself, but I am happy for you to like what you like & am not going to diss your choices.
Favorite fruit pies
1. Black raspberry
2. Cherry
3. Strawberry rhubarb
Favorite cream pies
1. Banana
2. French silk
3. Coconut
Not fond of pecan myself, but I am happy for you to like what you like & am not going to diss your choices.
November 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Since we're talking pie today:
Favorite fruit pies
1. Black raspberry
2. Cherry
3. Strawberry rhubarb
Favorite cream pies
1. Banana
2. French silk
3. Coconut
Not fond of pecan myself, but I am happy for you to like what you like & am not going to diss your choices.
Favorite fruit pies
1. Black raspberry
2. Cherry
3. Strawberry rhubarb
Favorite cream pies
1. Banana
2. French silk
3. Coconut
Not fond of pecan myself, but I am happy for you to like what you like & am not going to diss your choices.
Too fucking much STEM, not enough Humanities.
November 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Too fucking much STEM, not enough Humanities.
The Utah Mammoth do seem to be getting their shit back together.
November 25, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The Utah Mammoth do seem to be getting their shit back together.
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November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Is it just me or does Harry Enten talk like a Borscht Belt comedian? And what's up with the woman standing there with her cup of coffee like they're just 2 schmoes chatting in the office?
November 24, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Is it just me or does Harry Enten talk like a Borscht Belt comedian? And what's up with the woman standing there with her cup of coffee like they're just 2 schmoes chatting in the office?
It's not my type of movie, but men in movies don't even fall in love with human women who aren't conventionally attractive.
Has this pairing ever been flipped? Where a man falls in love with a monster?
November 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
It's not my type of movie, but men in movies don't even fall in love with human women who aren't conventionally attractive.
I had a professor who would buy china at garage & rummage sales and keep it in her garage for the express purpose of throwing them against the wall when she needed to vent some anger.
Rage rooms: demand is surging – and 90% of customers are women
Rage rooms: demand is surging – and 90% of customers are women
Venues designed for people to smash things up safely are seeing an enormous rise in bookings. But why? And what explains the pronounced gender gap?
www.theguardian.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I had a professor who would buy china at garage & rummage sales and keep it in her garage for the express purpose of throwing them against the wall when she needed to vent some anger.
I don't normally re-post myself, but I have been wondering if it was clear to people that this was a Yellow Ledbetter joke.
Oh now see yeah on a porsche a lettuce sang
On a wee vet again
One dessert ham on a piece of leather
Wanda says I wanna leave Ed.
On a wee vet again
One dessert ham on a piece of leather
Wanda says I wanna leave Ed.
November 24, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I don't normally re-post myself, but I have been wondering if it was clear to people that this was a Yellow Ledbetter joke.
Oh, holy crap. Just got back from grocery pick-up. I don't know whether there's a special sale at the sale barn or what, but it's rainy in Buttfluph today and the air is so thick with the smell of pig shit that I could hardly breathe, even with the windows up in my car. 🤢
November 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Oh, holy crap. Just got back from grocery pick-up. I don't know whether there's a special sale at the sale barn or what, but it's rainy in Buttfluph today and the air is so thick with the smell of pig shit that I could hardly breathe, even with the windows up in my car. 🤢
I hope Darryl Sutter is enjoying life on the farm.
November 24, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I hope Darryl Sutter is enjoying life on the farm.
My current ear worm is the Thomas the Tank Engine theme tune for some reason.
November 24, 2025 at 2:28 AM
My current ear worm is the Thomas the Tank Engine theme tune for some reason.
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I wish everyone had everything they needed and a reasonable amount of what they wanted.
November 24, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I wish everyone had everything they needed and a reasonable amount of what they wanted.
One of my many objections to the generational discourse is the stupid notion that my birth year somehow puts me in the same generation as my Aunt Judy, who is 19 years older than I and not my cousin Dave (Judy's son) who is 4 years younger.
Not only are generations fake, they’re also something we basically invented a few decades ago. Compare when generations occurred (shaded areas) with when we settled on their names.
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November 24, 2025 at 1:22 AM
One of my many objections to the generational discourse is the stupid notion that my birth year somehow puts me in the same generation as my Aunt Judy, who is 19 years older than I and not my cousin Dave (Judy's son) who is 4 years younger.
Needing coffee & toilet paper on the same grocery order is giving me sticker shock tonight. 😬
(Monday morning is grocery pick-up day. I do my order on Sunday evening.)
(Monday morning is grocery pick-up day. I do my order on Sunday evening.)
November 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Needing coffee & toilet paper on the same grocery order is giving me sticker shock tonight. 😬
(Monday morning is grocery pick-up day. I do my order on Sunday evening.)
(Monday morning is grocery pick-up day. I do my order on Sunday evening.)
Daccord and Rittich both deserve to be in the Three Stars tonight.
November 24, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Daccord and Rittich both deserve to be in the Three Stars tonight.
It’s a damn shame that the Kraken and the Firebirds are playing at the same time today. I feel like I chose unwisely when I decided to watch the Kraken.
November 24, 2025 at 12:04 AM
It’s a damn shame that the Kraken and the Firebirds are playing at the same time today. I feel like I chose unwisely when I decided to watch the Kraken.
Current "If I had a TARDIS..."
Ames, 1992, for some Penang Curry Beef from Sukothai. I'd go to the Pammel Court grocery store for some of the good Sri Lankan tea while I was there, too.
Ames, 1992, for some Penang Curry Beef from Sukothai. I'd go to the Pammel Court grocery store for some of the good Sri Lankan tea while I was there, too.
November 23, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Current "If I had a TARDIS..."
Ames, 1992, for some Penang Curry Beef from Sukothai. I'd go to the Pammel Court grocery store for some of the good Sri Lankan tea while I was there, too.
Ames, 1992, for some Penang Curry Beef from Sukothai. I'd go to the Pammel Court grocery store for some of the good Sri Lankan tea while I was there, too.
Barring a complete collapse by the Huskies in the 2nd half, the only one of my teams to lose today was Malmö and I can't feel too bad about that because they're #10 in SHL Eliteserien and they lost in OT to #2 Skellefteå.
November 23, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Barring a complete collapse by the Huskies in the 2nd half, the only one of my teams to lose today was Malmö and I can't feel too bad about that because they're #10 in SHL Eliteserien and they lost in OT to #2 Skellefteå.
Seeing all the Pope singing memes made me have a horrible moment where it occurred to me that I might be older than the Pope, so I had to look up his birthdate. I am not, in fact, older than the Pope.
a close up of a man 's face with a serious look on his face
Alt: Denzel Washington looking relieved
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November 23, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Seeing all the Pope singing memes made me have a horrible moment where it occurred to me that I might be older than the Pope, so I had to look up his birthdate. I am not, in fact, older than the Pope.
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Your periodic reminder that @radiofreetom.bsky.social who many of you like to follow, and who writes for the Atlantic, was pushing the great replacement theory before Trump and has never apologized for it. He's part of what got us here.
October 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Your periodic reminder that @radiofreetom.bsky.social who many of you like to follow, and who writes for the Atlantic, was pushing the great replacement theory before Trump and has never apologized for it. He's part of what got us here.
I don’t understand why refs seem to have decided that every time they call interference on a guy, they should call the other guy for embellishment.
November 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I don’t understand why refs seem to have decided that every time they call interference on a guy, they should call the other guy for embellishment.