christmas dave☭🔻🇵🇸
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M. Emmet Walsh was basically working until he died last year, I wish they didn't have to recast the Cosmic Owl on Fiona & Cake. I blame HBO
December 2, 2025 at 3:11 PM
M. Emmet Walsh was basically working until he died last year, I wish they didn't have to recast the Cosmic Owl on Fiona & Cake. I blame HBO
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bill clinton is like the forrest gump of getting his dick sucked
November 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
bill clinton is like the forrest gump of getting his dick sucked
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I will use my abilities to damage your car
December 1, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I will use my abilities to damage your car
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i’ve been laughing at my own joke for 6 minutes so far
November 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
i’ve been laughing at my own joke for 6 minutes so far
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In the Star Wars universe his name is DJ Jizzy Jeff
November 30, 2025 at 7:52 PM
In the Star Wars universe his name is DJ Jizzy Jeff
I had to try 5 pharmacies before I could fill my suboxone script. Really humiliating shit, crying in the CVS drive-thru in active withdrawal
November 30, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I had to try 5 pharmacies before I could fill my suboxone script. Really humiliating shit, crying in the CVS drive-thru in active withdrawal
Pretty crazy they keep finding new ways to make CVS worse
November 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Pretty crazy they keep finding new ways to make CVS worse
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"Never spread the lie in the headline" should be a hard rule of 21st century journalism.
Research shows that repeating lies helps to spread them, and people read headlines more than they read stories.
Research shows that repeating lies helps to spread them, and people read headlines more than they read stories.
News media has to do better with headlines that present false and unverified public health claims.
November 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
"Never spread the lie in the headline" should be a hard rule of 21st century journalism.
Research shows that repeating lies helps to spread them, and people read headlines more than they read stories.
Research shows that repeating lies helps to spread them, and people read headlines more than they read stories.
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i cannot believe i caught him stretching out his toesies under the tree
November 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM
i cannot believe i caught him stretching out his toesies under the tree
So unserious it's pathological
November 30, 2025 at 5:08 AM
So unserious it's pathological
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think a big problem you'd run into sending a whole bunch of people to start a colony on mars is, once one guy snaps and murders somebody three months in, you're gonna see what i call a Murder Cascade and then when you finally get to Mars the only crew remaining are like, the five best murderers
November 29, 2025 at 1:51 AM
think a big problem you'd run into sending a whole bunch of people to start a colony on mars is, once one guy snaps and murders somebody three months in, you're gonna see what i call a Murder Cascade and then when you finally get to Mars the only crew remaining are like, the five best murderers
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I've put it off too long
In three days we won't have money for heating fuel, feed, or groceries. We're basically fucked. I need a goal of $2000 by the end of November, about $500 of that needs to be immediate, and we've never made a goal before.
Please help.
Venmo/cashapp: BurdockAndBramble
In three days we won't have money for heating fuel, feed, or groceries. We're basically fucked. I need a goal of $2000 by the end of November, about $500 of that needs to be immediate, and we've never made a goal before.
Please help.
Venmo/cashapp: BurdockAndBramble
Well, for the few of you who haven't muted me already, I'm about to post our MA needs again. Put it off as long as we could.
November 12, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I've put it off too long
In three days we won't have money for heating fuel, feed, or groceries. We're basically fucked. I need a goal of $2000 by the end of November, about $500 of that needs to be immediate, and we've never made a goal before.
Please help.
Venmo/cashapp: BurdockAndBramble
In three days we won't have money for heating fuel, feed, or groceries. We're basically fucked. I need a goal of $2000 by the end of November, about $500 of that needs to be immediate, and we've never made a goal before.
Please help.
Venmo/cashapp: BurdockAndBramble
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Hey everyone, anti imperialist Korean Diasporic Organisation, Nodutdol, has this toolkit to help you, especially if you're a westerner, decolonise your understanding of the DPRK. It's a great place to start unlearning all the anti DPRK propaganda you've been fed by western liberal democracies.
Korea Education Toolkit | US Out of Korea!
Nodutdol’s US out of Korea campaign seeks to educate the public about US military aggression in Korea, which is pushing the peninsula towards a renewed state of war.
usoutofkorea.org
November 28, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Hey everyone, anti imperialist Korean Diasporic Organisation, Nodutdol, has this toolkit to help you, especially if you're a westerner, decolonise your understanding of the DPRK. It's a great place to start unlearning all the anti DPRK propaganda you've been fed by western liberal democracies.
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A theory: all Warren Zevon songs are Thanksgiving songs because Warren Zevon has big Uncle Making A Scene energy
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
A theory: all Warren Zevon songs are Thanksgiving songs because Warren Zevon has big Uncle Making A Scene energy
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They should make burner laptops you can snap in half after one zoom meeting
February 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
They should make burner laptops you can snap in half after one zoom meeting
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C++ is for little worms
November 18, 2025 at 1:04 PM
C++ is for little worms
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I sometimes feel like they don’t want to end poverty or reduce inequality because they believe they’re entitled to a class of people they can prey upon
November 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I sometimes feel like they don’t want to end poverty or reduce inequality because they believe they’re entitled to a class of people they can prey upon
Fun fact: you don't have to say STOP
November 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Fun fact: you don't have to say STOP
The average boomer view on self-improvement is that God basically nailed it the first time, thank you anyways
November 8, 2025 at 2:03 AM
The average boomer view on self-improvement is that God basically nailed it the first time, thank you anyways
"The Jews loaned us the word *schlub* Tammy, is that contribution enough for you?"
November 7, 2025 at 2:26 AM
"The Jews loaned us the word *schlub* Tammy, is that contribution enough for you?"
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been seeing a lot of this. MLK Jr was 34 when he gave his I Have A Dream Speech. when Harriet Tubman did her first Underground Railroad rescue she was around 30. Fred Hampton was 21 when he was assassinated for dedicating his life to civil rights, class emancipation, & stopping fascism.
November 6, 2025 at 6:07 PM
been seeing a lot of this. MLK Jr was 34 when he gave his I Have A Dream Speech. when Harriet Tubman did her first Underground Railroad rescue she was around 30. Fred Hampton was 21 when he was assassinated for dedicating his life to civil rights, class emancipation, & stopping fascism.
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Remember, Jeanine Pirro won't see your sandwich puns, but your friends who haven't had time for lunch will
November 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Remember, Jeanine Pirro won't see your sandwich puns, but your friends who haven't had time for lunch will