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SparkyNoMallarky @sparkynomallarky.bsky.social · May 15

I was waiting for the pet insurance to kick in & now I have a final amount. Original bill was $7,334.79 and we got $3,643.40 back from insurance. That gives us a total of $3,691.39 that I would like to pay off. Please consider commissioning a drawing from me from my ko-fi page:
ko-fi.com/lazulina

SparkyNoMallarky @sparkynomallarky.bsky.social · Apr 9

Hello everyone! I am re-opening my ko-fi art commissions. Unfortunately, I am looking at a pretty scary vet bill (again). I don't want to take straight donations, so please have a look at the available categories and let me draw something for you!

ko-fi.com/lazulina/com...

Lazulina's Commissions

Commissions Open! Click to see Lazulina's commission menu.

ko-fi.com

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SparkyNoMallarky @sparkynomallarky.bsky.social · 22h

I want to watch Dimension 20, but each episode is too long for me to stick with. Looking at the run-time for an average Critcal Role episode... there's no way I can get into that. Sorry, they look like fun, but I don't have that time 😅

SparkyNoMallarky @sparkynomallarky.bsky.social · 1d

What is Bridge of Steel with Tamilee Webb?

SparkyNoMallarky @sparkynomallarky.bsky.social · 1d

Thank you!

SparkyNoMallarky @sparkynomallarky.bsky.social · 1d

Thanks!

SparkyNoMallarky @sparkynomallarky.bsky.social · 1d

Ohhh thank you :)

SparkyNoMallarky @sparkynomallarky.bsky.social · 2d

Can someone please tell me what a noodle stopper does?

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SparkyNoMallarky @sparkynomallarky.bsky.social · 2d

What is his NFL career?

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RySpirit @ryspiritart.bsky.social · 2d

Hot Potato Hot Potato~ Hot Potato Hot Potato~ #mrpotatohead #toystory #disney #disneyevolutions #pixar #potato

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SparkyNoMallarky @sparkynomallarky.bsky.social · 2d

Is your caption an Arrested Development ref? lol

Anyway, this one is one of my favorites so far!

SparkyNoMallarky @sparkynomallarky.bsky.social · 2d

I am unemployed and without a car during the week, so I'm still squidward here lol

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SPOOKYDEAD💀SKELEHEAD @mikeluckas.bsky.social · 2d

*Odo voice*

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SparkyNoMallarky @sparkynomallarky.bsky.social · 3d

Reminds me of the Stadia controller

SparkyNoMallarky @sparkynomallarky.bsky.social · 3d

Simba looks so 3D in that spin, it's crazy

SparkyNoMallarky @sparkynomallarky.bsky.social · 4d

They also look exactly like her

SparkyNoMallarky @sparkynomallarky.bsky.social · 8d

My middle school world history teacher was "Rick Moranis's brother." I was so excited about this possibility. I asked him after class one day if this was real, and he responded with, "Do you think that is true?" And I was still unsure.

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SparkyNoMallarky @sparkynomallarky.bsky.social · 8d

Hey now, the Animorphs were fighting against fascists.
Maybe this is a Controller, though.

SparkyNoMallarky @sparkynomallarky.bsky.social · 8d

I'm looking.

SparkyNoMallarky @sparkynomallarky.bsky.social · 8d

🤓☝️ The star is Betelgeuse. The character/movie is Beetlejuice.

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Encyclopaedia Britannica @britannica.com · 11d

(solemnly) You've had mail.

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Drew Scanlon @drewscanlon.bsky.social · 15d

Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE.

If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!

Donate at blinkingguy.com

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SparkyNoMallarky @sparkynomallarky.bsky.social · 15d

Yeah, it's crazy

SparkyNoMallarky @sparkynomallarky.bsky.social · 15d

My Pixel watch has a flashlight

SparkyNoMallarky @sparkynomallarky.bsky.social · 15d

Get well soon 💙

SparkyNoMallarky @sparkynomallarky.bsky.social · 15d

Well of course it's oops all Sega

SparkyNoMallarky @sparkynomallarky.bsky.social · 15d

*correction to my alt text: he's wearing a bowler hat--not a fedora