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K Lucian Jones (Kit)
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Horror writer. Queer goth kitchen thembo
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My sister has a bunch of beautiful needle felted sea creature ornaments up on her etsy shop, please check it out! @familiaroddling.bsky.social www.etsy.com/shop/Familia...
I do hate that I got a story idea from this episode
I was listening to the Rehash episode on AI Boyfriends today and tbh a lot of the appeal sounds like people need to be more autistic because they're like, I can just tell the AI what I want, and I'm like, I'm pretty sure you can actually just do that with a human
November 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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It didn’t happen around Christmas but I do see the similarities in being trapped with monsters you distrust.
November 26, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Well, staying up late because I want to hang onto the happy is a major improvement on either sleeping because I want to escape my life or not sleeping because of anxiety brain but I should still probably try and go to sleep
November 26, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I just noticed that my closet has a keyhole? Why
November 26, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I was listening to the Rehash episode on AI Boyfriends today and tbh a lot of the appeal sounds like people need to be more autistic because they're like, I can just tell the AI what I want, and I'm like, I'm pretty sure you can actually just do that with a human
November 26, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I guess it's unsurprising that a horror writer would have a brain that scares them but sometimes I get a little tired of it
November 26, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Now I'm looking for gay Thanksgiving movies to watch
November 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM
We did an early Thanksgiving this year so I grilled a turkey today with chili orange glaze
November 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I'm still finding myself on French recipe TikTok and all of these recipes involve cheese (I'm not mad about it)
November 25, 2025 at 5:34 AM
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭

Wine
Beach
Butte
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭

Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
There was the year all of my dads siblings insisted that I give them more to do and we were camping for four days so I assigned each of them a meal. One of them showed up the day after her scheduled meal, another fed only her husband and children.
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore

I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Folks, it’s almost December.

USE. YOUR. BENEFITS.

Book a massage every day. Go to the dentist. Get your glasses. Talk to a therapist god knows you need to.

If you don’t use your benefits the capitalists are stealing from you.

USE YOUR BENEFITS.
November 25, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I love that both of my cats are lap cats
November 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
The appointment went well and I didn't realize how stressed I was about not having a primary (shenanigans with the previous providers employer) until the relief hit me when my new provider said he'd just order refills for everything
November 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Feeling like shit this morning, mostly the same stress with additional stress over an appt with a new medical provider today. Breakfast didn't go as planned and I had a bit of a meltdown. But I've had breakfast and taken my meds and there's a cat in my lap at least
November 24, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Also: what someone is eating or not eating isn’t any of your business.
Holiday reminders:

- If someone has a new relationship, they’ll tell you. You don’t need to ask.
- If someone is pregnant and they want to share that, they’ll tell you. You don’t need to ask.
- If someone’s body has changed, they’re aware. You don’t need to point it out.
November 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Friendslop is the inevitable result of friends with benefits
November 24, 2025 at 12:06 AM
This is the way

(I'm doing this and I'm also cooking it on the grill this year although I've also done this in the oven/convection oven)
I’ve won many bets by people who said that they hate turkey by serving them a brined spatchcocked turkey that’s cooked right.
Turkey isn't bad, people just don't cook it properly
November 24, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I feel ridiculous buying more games when I'm still playing Death Stranding 2 nearly 6 months later but surely I'll be done with it soon
November 23, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I know this is very common writing advice but it really is so important to sustaining myself as a writer to read books that inspire me (other forms of narrative art like movies and video games are also important but books are number one)
November 23, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I need to get some pumpkin pie eaters to come over at some point, I have at least two different pumpkin pie recipes to try
November 23, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Saw someone on TikTok asking why people lie about hobbies on their dating app profiles and that's basically the same thing I was frustrated about the other day
November 23, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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Big fan of 'if a country has food, it's already better than British food'.
November 22, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I have been in a meeting where the CEO said "we need to be like Uber for kids" (this was about an iOS app with user generated content) and this was almost a decade ago. They've been angling for this for a while now and it's not just roblox, they're just the most successful at it
November 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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a post about Psychopomp in 2026

please read and share

thank you very much
what's next for Psychopomp - PSYCHOPOMP.COM
what to expect from Psychopomp (and The Deadlands and Fantasy Magazine) in 2026.
psychopomp.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM