Splumbo
@splumbo.bsky.social
🏳️🌈🐮 31. He/they. Scraggy lil cow who make movie and draw
Pinned
The way I cope with a world that seems to let monsters operate with complete impunity for their entire lives is by imagining a harsher world waiting for them, where none of their tricks work and they're forced to account for it all without mercy
wait.. shit... this is religion. I described religion
wait.. shit... this is religion. I described religion
February 11, 2026 at 1:19 PM
The way I cope with a world that seems to let monsters operate with complete impunity for their entire lives is by imagining a harsher world waiting for them, where none of their tricks work and they're forced to account for it all without mercy
wait.. shit... this is religion. I described religion
wait.. shit... this is religion. I described religion
No more going to the store, I'm all about marts now
February 10, 2026 at 5:04 AM
No more going to the store, I'm all about marts now
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somebody’s sweet plums are crowding my icebox
somebody’s cold plums are giving me chills
somebody’s cold plums are giving me chills
February 5, 2026 at 5:41 PM
somebody’s sweet plums are crowding my icebox
somebody’s cold plums are giving me chills
somebody’s cold plums are giving me chills
Even though I’m an unhappy clam this new trailer I’m working on is shaping up to be some of my best work yet…?
February 2, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Even though I’m an unhappy clam this new trailer I’m working on is shaping up to be some of my best work yet…?
Going to the store (to bed)
January 31, 2026 at 7:49 AM
Going to the store (to bed)
Wearing dresses and talking to yourself at 5AM is cool
January 27, 2026 at 10:42 AM
Wearing dresses and talking to yourself at 5AM is cool
Very good license plate I saw yesterday
January 25, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Very good license plate I saw yesterday
Performing musician friends: for an effective and memorable closer, have none of you tried simply jerking off to completion?
January 21, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Performing musician friends: for an effective and memorable closer, have none of you tried simply jerking off to completion?
Forgot to take literally any pics of all my fits this weekend but here’s two decent selfies :0)
January 20, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Forgot to take literally any pics of all my fits this weekend but here’s two decent selfies :0)
on a Greyhound dealing with minor inconveniences and my brain is just angry scribbles
January 19, 2026 at 9:28 PM
on a Greyhound dealing with minor inconveniences and my brain is just angry scribbles
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COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows
Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in multiple ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees
www.theguardian.com
January 19, 2026 at 4:06 PM
COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
I wish I had more friends from Mississippi
January 19, 2026 at 5:46 AM
I wish I had more friends from Mississippi
Why can’t the whole world be into the same weird shit I’m into
January 16, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Why can’t the whole world be into the same weird shit I’m into
Tarot pull stroke of midnight
January 1, 2026 at 7:34 AM
Tarot pull stroke of midnight
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betsy was not made for this
December 24, 2025 at 9:33 AM
betsy was not made for this
In 2025:
Went to Ireland for the 1st time where my film screened
Created dozens of ads for events
Made a music video, dropped the project when it was clear the artist did not intend to pay
Shot an album cover
Got hired to edit an amazing doc
Am now producing said doc
Made new friends :0)
Went to Ireland for the 1st time where my film screened
Created dozens of ads for events
Made a music video, dropped the project when it was clear the artist did not intend to pay
Shot an album cover
Got hired to edit an amazing doc
Am now producing said doc
Made new friends :0)
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
In 2025:
Went to Ireland for the 1st time where my film screened
Created dozens of ads for events
Made a music video, dropped the project when it was clear the artist did not intend to pay
Shot an album cover
Got hired to edit an amazing doc
Am now producing said doc
Made new friends :0)
Went to Ireland for the 1st time where my film screened
Created dozens of ads for events
Made a music video, dropped the project when it was clear the artist did not intend to pay
Shot an album cover
Got hired to edit an amazing doc
Am now producing said doc
Made new friends :0)
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If you begin Star Trek: Voyager episode Spirit Folk at exactly 11:49:35 on New Year's Eve, Ensign Harry Kim will kiss a cow as the clock strikes midnight. Join in a very dumb annual tradition and start 2026 off on the right hoof.
December 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
If you begin Star Trek: Voyager episode Spirit Folk at exactly 11:49:35 on New Year's Eve, Ensign Harry Kim will kiss a cow as the clock strikes midnight. Join in a very dumb annual tradition and start 2026 off on the right hoof.
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[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
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Jake Paul should box outsider artists next. Daniel Johnston, Henry Darger, etc
December 21, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Jake Paul should box outsider artists next. Daniel Johnston, Henry Darger, etc
as a capricorn I have never related to this thing
December 21, 2025 at 12:13 PM
as a capricorn I have never related to this thing