Paddy K
@spongepaddy.bsky.social
Irish but slightly Swedish. Writer in various ways, some of them bad. Builder of computer games since - oh God - the 1980s. Maker of soap.
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Paddy K
@spongepaddy.bsky.social
· May 28
In my teens - I will be famous!
In my 20s - I will be rich!
In my 30s - I will be happy.
In my 40s - I will get a good night's sleep.
In my 50s - I will grow a carrot.
In my 20s - I will be rich!
In my 30s - I will be happy.
In my 40s - I will get a good night's sleep.
In my 50s - I will grow a carrot.
I can't believe I'm on Michael Fucking O'Leary's side of an argument but here we are.
January 19, 2026 at 7:58 AM
I can't believe I'm on Michael Fucking O'Leary's side of an argument but here we are.
And what about all those overhead sleeping pods not being optimally used? Get on it, airlines!
This whole saga has been both infuriating and hilarious because it was simply never worth it: WestJet started re-configuring planes to add another row, but this is the thing: it's only one more row. Anyone without a middle manager brain slug puppeteer them can do the math.
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
WestJet reversing move to install tight seating layout | CBC News
In the wake of a backlash sparked by a viral video, WestJet has cancelled a new seat configuration that squeezed an extra row on board many of its planes and left passengers with less legroom.
www.cbc.ca
January 18, 2026 at 9:07 AM
And what about all those overhead sleeping pods not being optimally used? Get on it, airlines!
Wonderful.
January 16, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Wonderful.
If you ask me, the Nobel Peace Prize lost all its value when they gave it to Obama. harvardpolitics.com/obama-war-cr...
Barack Obama Is A War Criminal - Harvard Political Review
President Obama is not a pioneer of the illegal and offensive wars that the United States has engaged in during the last 20 years. But the use of drone strikes under his administration make him an int...
harvardpolitics.com
January 16, 2026 at 9:22 AM
If you ask me, the Nobel Peace Prize lost all its value when they gave it to Obama. harvardpolitics.com/obama-war-cr...
Trump will shortly also be winning an Oscar, a Fields Medal, an Olympic gold for wrestling, and a Best In Show.
January 16, 2026 at 7:50 AM
Trump will shortly also be winning an Oscar, a Fields Medal, an Olympic gold for wrestling, and a Best In Show.
A normal human: "I had put 100 quid aside for that thing, so I'll buy and plan things according to that amount."
A state building project: "Oh sorry, did I say 1 billion quid? Because I meant 4."
A state building project: "Oh sorry, did I say 1 billion quid? Because I meant 4."
January 15, 2026 at 3:26 PM
A normal human: "I had put 100 quid aside for that thing, so I'll buy and plan things according to that amount."
A state building project: "Oh sorry, did I say 1 billion quid? Because I meant 4."
A state building project: "Oh sorry, did I say 1 billion quid? Because I meant 4."
Project cleanup continues. Already I've closed three google accounts and one facebook account and shortly I'm killing dropbox. Moving everything to the Switzerland-based non-profit Proton (they do email and cloud storage and lots more). And it even saves me money.
January 15, 2026 at 9:18 AM
Project cleanup continues. Already I've closed three google accounts and one facebook account and shortly I'm killing dropbox. Moving everything to the Switzerland-based non-profit Proton (they do email and cloud storage and lots more). And it even saves me money.
Starting the process of divesting myself of google and dropbox. And it was such a delight to kill a google account I've had for 20 years (after making sure it wasn't being used as a login to anything). Just gone. Wonderful.
January 12, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Starting the process of divesting myself of google and dropbox. And it was such a delight to kill a google account I've had for 20 years (after making sure it wasn't being used as a login to anything). Just gone. Wonderful.
Waiting 3 to 4 minutes for a game to load on the computer only to then find out it was shit (although maybe that last part is still relatable).
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 10:36 AM
Waiting 3 to 4 minutes for a game to load on the computer only to then find out it was shit (although maybe that last part is still relatable).
Perfect moving-house kinda weather.
January 9, 2026 at 10:33 AM
Perfect moving-house kinda weather.
Drank some wine, so I'm watching Aliens. It's been a while. The Aliens, I mean, not the wine.
January 8, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Drank some wine, so I'm watching Aliens. It's been a while. The Aliens, I mean, not the wine.
We could all use some fucking cheering up right now. So if anyone in Stockholm wants some stand-up comedy in English, my friend is setting up this show with the Irish comedian Katie Boyle on Tuesday jan 27th. It will be a fun night. fkpscorpio.se/en/events/de...
KATIE BOYLE | FKP Scorpio.se
Katie Boyle is an Irish comedian based in New York City whose stand-up centers on navigating American culture, dating, therapy, and the many shades of shame. She was a New Face at Just For Laughs Mont...
fkpscorpio.se
January 8, 2026 at 7:42 PM
We could all use some fucking cheering up right now. So if anyone in Stockholm wants some stand-up comedy in English, my friend is setting up this show with the Irish comedian Katie Boyle on Tuesday jan 27th. It will be a fun night. fkpscorpio.se/en/events/de...
Must be 20 years ago now when I entered a Stockholm pub, noticed empty seats beside two women and asked if I could sit there. "No" said one fiercely. I backed away. I told my friend at the bar who looked and said "Hey, that's Robyn!" I had not recognised her at all, I just wanted the damn seats.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
January 7, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Must be 20 years ago now when I entered a Stockholm pub, noticed empty seats beside two women and asked if I could sit there. "No" said one fiercely. I backed away. I told my friend at the bar who looked and said "Hey, that's Robyn!" I had not recognised her at all, I just wanted the damn seats.
I have kept my twitter account (although I never use it these days) in the belief that maybe just having it costs Musk money, and by keeping it alive it prevents some asshole from taking my name and pretending to be me. Is this the correct way to think, or should I just close the fucking thing?
January 6, 2026 at 10:17 AM
I have kept my twitter account (although I never use it these days) in the belief that maybe just having it costs Musk money, and by keeping it alive it prevents some asshole from taking my name and pretending to be me. Is this the correct way to think, or should I just close the fucking thing?
Presenting the new Meta AI glasses.
January 5, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Presenting the new Meta AI glasses.
Ridiculously scenic walk through the local woods today. Gotta love Stockholm.
January 5, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Ridiculously scenic walk through the local woods today. Gotta love Stockholm.
On a dark and stormy night, I took refuge in an ancient place of burial (my garbage room) and found this blade. Discarded, forgotten, clearly enchanted. From the rune on its scabbard (the letter Å) I named it Åska (thunder). Come little blade, for adventures great and terrible now await us.
January 5, 2026 at 8:58 AM
On a dark and stormy night, I took refuge in an ancient place of burial (my garbage room) and found this blade. Discarded, forgotten, clearly enchanted. From the rune on its scabbard (the letter Å) I named it Åska (thunder). Come little blade, for adventures great and terrible now await us.
I'm convinced that Trump does not understand the concept of lies or truth. He believes that, like him, all people just say whatever they want when it's to their benefit. He cannot begin to grasp the concept of truth or expert opinion or evidence or a moral compass. It's all alien to him.
If Donald Trump is talking, he's lying.
December 30, 2025 at 10:08 AM
I'm convinced that Trump does not understand the concept of lies or truth. He believes that, like him, all people just say whatever they want when it's to their benefit. He cannot begin to grasp the concept of truth or expert opinion or evidence or a moral compass. It's all alien to him.
Apple have recognised that their airpods are awful, ugly, easily-lost knobs of pointless plastic and have made them larger and connected them with some kind of band, adding soft "cushions" around the ears. Genius! The Apple designers have done it again! And all for only 600 of my dollars!
December 30, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Apple have recognised that their airpods are awful, ugly, easily-lost knobs of pointless plastic and have made them larger and connected them with some kind of band, adding soft "cushions" around the ears. Genius! The Apple designers have done it again! And all for only 600 of my dollars!
Never has a video made me say "Fuck Disney" like this one. Disney: The religion perfectly optimised for capitalism.
youtu.be/IjmQK_DGWgs
youtu.be/IjmQK_DGWgs
The Brainwash of Disney Adults
YouTube video by Internet Education
youtu.be
December 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Never has a video made me say "Fuck Disney" like this one. Disney: The religion perfectly optimised for capitalism.
youtu.be/IjmQK_DGWgs
youtu.be/IjmQK_DGWgs
Carry On Arrakis
December 29, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Carry On Arrakis
NEW FRIEND VODKA
And I don't even like vodka...
And I don't even like vodka...
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.
MONEY
TRAVELS
PIZZA
sounds good to me.
MONEY
TRAVELS
PIZZA
sounds good to me.
December 29, 2025 at 7:15 AM
NEW FRIEND VODKA
And I don't even like vodka...
And I don't even like vodka...
From now on, this will be my standard response to the "But AI is just another tool!" dimwits.
December 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
From now on, this will be my standard response to the "But AI is just another tool!" dimwits.
I once made Flash crash (remember Flash?) and after much investigation I discovered it was due to an asset having a particular hex value of brown. When I changed it by a single number, no crash. Favourite bug ever.
Somehow, I've create two scenes that have caused Godot to crash when attempting to open or instantiate them.
Not sure how I'm doing it, but apparently I'm getting quite good at it. The fact that they've both been cards is a bonus.
Send Mountain Dew.
#gamedev #solodev #GodotEngine #indiedev
Not sure how I'm doing it, but apparently I'm getting quite good at it. The fact that they've both been cards is a bonus.
Send Mountain Dew.
#gamedev #solodev #GodotEngine #indiedev
December 26, 2025 at 11:11 AM
I once made Flash crash (remember Flash?) and after much investigation I discovered it was due to an asset having a particular hex value of brown. When I changed it by a single number, no crash. Favourite bug ever.