Paddy K
@spongepaddy.bsky.social
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Irishman morphing into a Swede. Tech writer, fiction writer, poet. Builder of computer games since - oh God - the 1980s. Maker of soap, grower of vegetables. Author page: https://paddyk.wordpress.com/author
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In my teens - I will be famous!
In my 20s - I will be rich!
In my 30s - I will be happy.
In my 40s - I will get a good night's sleep.
In my 50s - I will grow a carrot.
spongepaddy.bsky.social
That doormat ... I must have! Currently I have one that says "Oh shit not you again" but maybe it's time to get a bit more positive...
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I realised the maker of this music @capgrasman.bsky.social is actually on Bluesky. So I'll repost it. Buy buy buy!
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It certainly is eye-catching though.
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Regarding EU sausagegate, I suggest we solve it using an 80s-metal-band trick and just add random umlauts. Anyone for a veggie bürger or a saüsage? Or, in Swedish, a körv...?
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And now I guess Israel will just put Gaza back how they found it and bring all those dead kids back to life and we'll be grand.
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I mean your ad worked for me. I wishlisted you. More knowledge than that I sadly do not possess.
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Or that hamburgers neither come from hamburg nor contain ham.
philipoconnor.bsky.social
Wait till the EU finds out that fish don't ACTUALLY have fingers ...
I can't deal with the Age of Stupid anymore.
I just can't.
spongepaddy.bsky.social
Not to mention the trillions of dollars burnt so far in an effort to replace them with degenerative AI...
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I've found them useful for stuff like coding, regex, cleaning up HTML and so on. Stuff with little "thinking" required. But for anything else, especially for copy, they are terrible.
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Yes but it's coming soon ... very soon ...
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As an ex-Catholic (and current Lutheran - hey, the church was nearby and I'm lazy) I'm mostly just impressed with a pope who sticks to his stated principles. Or anyone who does...
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I mean, I can't say I'm not curious...
Sign saying "Lemon sport massage"
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And the thing with Ireland is the cites are expensive as hell but cheap houses can still be found out in the countryside. So you could almost live on that.
spongepaddy.bsky.social
Excuse me, Swedish shop, but WHAT are you selling me...?
Sign in shop: "Extra white spearm"
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Fully agree! Best song ever.
theblogginggoth.bsky.social
On this day in 1987, #TheCure released "Just Like Heaven" as the third single from their seventh studio album, "Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me"

#RobertSmith said he considers "Just Like Heaven" to be one of the band's strongest works, and called it "the best pop song the Cure have ever done".
Reposted by Paddy K
callgespenst.bsky.social
"it can't be uninvented! it's here to stay!" it literally can be uninvented, none of that nonsense is happening on your computer, it's all happening in a massive and massively unprofitable data center somewhere. You can't run that locally. The moment someone pulls the plug, it's gone.
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I had missed that but it is wonderful.
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Sorry, I'm gonna have to google it...