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Jonathan Raab
@spookhouse.bsky.social
Hack horror writer

SPLATTER ZONE | VAMPYRVANIA RPG | THE MAUSOLEUM OF GORE | EUROSCHLOCK NIGHTMARES

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Trapped with your terrible family today? Not cool enough for the cousin walk? Try text adventures! Text adventures: they let you ignore people you don't like!
Tower Behind the Moon
You are already an archmage–can you become an immortal? Use magic and cunning to thwart rivals, fight demons, and outwit gods so you can join their ranks.
www.choiceofgames.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:20 PM
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Its Black Friday Sale time at imaginarymonsters.shop enjoy 25% off at check out until December 14 (what a long Friday!) No codes necessary✌️👽
November 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
If you come to my D&D table with anything more than this I am going to politely tell you once it's not that kind of game and then proceed to shovel skeletons and traps at your PC until either they break or the dungeon does
It's so funny how I think I'll need so much complicated backstory for characters, and then I read the bios for Golden axe
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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I watched History of the Occult tonight without really knowing anything about it going in and thought it was great. Actually quite scary and well done. It’s a little funny watching a movie really succeed at what Late Night With the Devil was trying to do.
November 25, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Finished Final Fantasy IV Pixel Remaster, back to Dragon Quest III remake and Shin Megami Tensei V. JRPGs have never been better
November 25, 2025 at 12:38 PM
It is I, believed harrar film star Vincent Price, appearing in the mysterious Criterion Closet. I do wish I could entertain you with a number of my choicest film treasures tonight but it seems every cinematographic disc in this chamber is a copy of Una Jo Blade's 2022 occult thriller, PINES
November 23, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Enjoying this. Clearly WIZARDRY inspired. Reads like an OSR D&D dungeon crawl
November 22, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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D&D elves: lol you die?? You die of old age?? After like 70 years? Lmao. You're like vermin to us. You're like a shitty animal

Silmarillion elves: you can "die"?? What the FUCK is that??? Where do you GO? Why can't I come??? *foaming at mouth* why the fuck do you get to go to 'Die' and not me
November 22, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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Suddenly!
Minions, Mutants and Monsters can read a pre-release exclusive post about cover art I did for a novel. The first novel cover art I ever did!
Thumbnail says nothing?
That's the point. Become Minion, Mutant or Monster.
ko-fi.com/post/54-Excl...
November 21, 2025 at 6:40 PM
megadungeon mindset
November 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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My zines can be purchased here going forward. Currently I have the Scream zine and my recent lesbian vampire zine for sale, IRL and/or PDF. My next zine is going to be about the X-Men and I'm already a little exhausted thinking about it 😂 sara-century.square.site
April 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Cover art for issue 176 of @unwinnable.com Monthly, step by step.
November 19, 2025 at 3:01 PM
DEATHSTALKER 2025 is all great costumes, goopy puppets, blood & guts. The humor and editing isn't great but every 4-5 minutes there's a new creature and set piece of lovingly crafted practical effects. I enjoy the Astron-6 alumni / Kostanski style, imperfect as it is, because of the sheer creativity
November 19, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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For anyone wondering, I picked up a copy at StokerCon earlier this year, and have had a bunch of fun playing this solo, and with my wife.
November 16, 2025 at 6:06 PM
If you're inside on this lovely cold and snowy day but want to roll some dice, may I recommend my horror-themed dungeon crawler, SPLATTER ZONE, inspired by a certain horror video game series. It's only $2.99 for the PDF.

www.muzzlelandpress.com/shop/p/splat...
Splatter Zone Solo Horror Dungeon Crawler — Muzzleland Press
Splatter Zone is a solo horror dungeon crawler by Jonathan Raab. PDF / digital version.
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November 16, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Studying the sacred texts
November 16, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Yeah I'm into Warhammers
November 15, 2025 at 10:19 PM
The Conan comics from Titan are incredible. Especially the black and white art of SAVAGE SWORD.
November 15, 2025 at 3:30 PM
HAWK THE SLAYER > DEATHSTALKER (1983)

(really looking forward to the Kostanski remake, however)
November 15, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Doing my civic duty (showing yet another group of friends BURIAL GROUND NIGHTS OF TERROR)
November 15, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I have sword and sorcery brain, time for more dungeon synth
November 14, 2025 at 10:55 AM
It was a bad time for the empire.
November 14, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Gaining knowledge of various Dungeons & Dragons B/X clones and derivatives, growing in power
November 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Happy Armistice Day.

War degrades our humanity. The imperial US wars of our contemporary period are evil, wasteful, and for the benefit of the wealthy.

I have my DD214 and CIB, so I'm not interested in any pro-war nonsense. I know the arguments. I used to believe them.
November 11, 2025 at 1:45 PM