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breandan +alts (many souls one heart)
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she/they | 30+ (minors dni) |
FFXIV (Crystal) WoW (WrA)
VIDEO GAME || RP stuff || writing || glamour/transmog || lore nerd || etc ||
art by ffxivtribehydrae on tumblr
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I don't even own any pajamas but this guy's pitch has inspired me to buy some for when I fly to SLC to start tour next week
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:

"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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with alt text, because everyone deserves a good cry.

come over.
July 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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My favorite thing about creating and owning characters is that I can just be needlessly cruel to them for no reason and nobody's allowed to get mad at me.
November 20, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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The final boss of The Grand Cosmos dungeon, Lugus, was originally a fae lantern that accidentally gained sentience. Afterwards, their master Beq Lugg, realized that the creature would be better used for protection
November 20, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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This?
November 3, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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Very cool news: I am going to be the new Entomology & Horticulture Extension Educator for the Cape Cod Cooperative Extension!

Paying it forward with the Employment Jelly. It feels like it came in really clutch this time!
September 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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a world without trans people has never existed and never will
April 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Thinking about all the Vampire: The Masquerade storytellers who tried to stage cool fights in burning buildings but the game rules had all the vampires crying, panicking, throwing up because they're supernaturally afraid of fire.
November 20, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
November 2, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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"The richest man in the world built a robot to tell people he's cool" is the saddest, most bulliable fucking Twilight Zone thing in the world. You fucking LOSER. All that money and not a fucking _whiff_ of charisma. Start giving yourself a wedgie, you fucking dork, it'll take me time to get there.
November 20, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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I’m howling.
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Three blocks from my house. Hell yes Durham North Carolina
November 20, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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What gets me about the story of Dawntrail is that it's ultimately a VERY good story about grief and technofascism but it's also a story that hinges on the native cultures of Tural — the whole marketed selling point of the expansion — being an afterthought
November 20, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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me as a Bluesky therapist: kill them
me as a Bluesky therapist: Have you tried using fire?
me as a Bluesky therapist: do you have a moment to spare for our lord and savior chicken fingers?
November 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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we should all be more self indulgent in making ocs because if genesis rhapsodos is allowed to exist your oc is too
November 19, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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#ffxiv shout out to F'lhaminn for being portrayed as an old matron when she ain't even 40
November 19, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Some false reports are circulating that Mt. Rainier is suddenly showing seismic tremor activity — this is not true. The signal being referenced is actually radio interference, most likely due to rime ice buildup on the antenna of one of our seismic stations.
November 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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I hate to say this but I really think it’s true:

If Faerin was a white dude, the same fucking idiots who shit on her all the time would be making Chad edits and stuff.

Everything about her evokes classic Warcraft vibes. Devout. Scarred. A lost limb replaced with a tool of war.
November 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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October 15, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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The final boss of the Lost City of Amdapor Hard Mode, Kuribu, was created by Amdapori magi to protect the city. To better contend with voidsent, it is said to have been made in the image of transcendent beings from another plane, now believed to be sineaters
November 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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since the holiday season is coming and I wanted to do this to spread some joy, I will be giving away 1 product key for ffxiv + extras (see image) to one randomly chosen winner! :]

to enter: simply rt! no follow or like is necessary. winner will be drawn and announced on dec 18! #ffxiv #ff14
November 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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if you get a black-tie gig and you wanna play a Leonard Cohen song though please do "Story of Isaac" instead of "Hallelujah" thanks
November 19, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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ppl are way too obsessed with individualism and then become overly nihilistic when they find out just how insignificant they are in the grand scheme of things like yeah man maybe that should encourage you to be more cooperative and empathetic in solving problems
November 19, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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PUT AWAY YOUR WAR SCYTHE, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE THE THOUGHTS THAT WOULD STEAL OUR JOY. AND YOU WILL WIN.
November 19, 2025 at 4:30 AM