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maggie schreiter (pie wanter)
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quilt and mixed media fiber artist, animal nerd, trivia, and heavy jams. she/her in mythic central nj

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facing is all the way on (it’s keyboard fabric i’ve had for years)

he needs a title! shimmering chromatophores? idk 🧵🪡🧶🦑
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I believe a thread dedicated to strongwomen will be appreciated
Katie Sandwina or Brumbach (1884 – 1952) was an Austrian American circus strongwoman.
In 1902 she defeated the famous strongman Eugen Sandow in a weightlifting contest in New York City.
November 26, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Soul Asylum’s “While You Were Out” LP was released on this date in 1986. It’s nice that whoever runs the band’s social media is on top of this stuff, and they posted the photo below among several others.
November 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM
one of the shitty “news” channels appears to be on the hunt for people to talk shit on trans women in strength sports. beware. sigh.
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 AM
despite whatever i did a load of laundry, cut up apples to throw in the woods for the squirrels tomorrow, and indeed made pie dough
November 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM
someone sent me a message “thinking of you, the first holiday without is the worst,” and i responded “thank you, i’m planning on crying as much as possible,” very normal
November 26, 2025 at 1:50 AM
went to work and ran some errands and ate dinner watching tv. i’m covered in tiny bits of fabric from clipping curves in my appliqué. update me on The World Today
November 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
more pie discourse: raw pie dough eating gremlins raise your hands
November 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
apparently there was pie discourse today. remember the “american pie” episode of gbbo? i was INCENSED
November 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
i hope hearing my leitmotif strikes terror in your heart
November 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
me: i don’t think there will be a lot to do this week at work. there can’t possibly be much new stuff

fabric companies: oh ho ho
November 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
ok husband was correct and i was indeed able to finish all the quilting. it’s bubbly
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 AM
blobgress
November 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
now that i’ve had to look at her 10,000 times against my will (bc i should have muted long ago), olivia nuzzi’s face looks like ernesto de la cruz, the villain from coco
November 24, 2025 at 11:04 PM
husband said he thought i could do the remaining 25 lines of quilting today. i have my doubts due to the wrestling match necessary. but i've decided to try!
November 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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paramount theater, convention hall, horizontal side, asbury park, new jersey, 1978
November 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
forgot to ask my brother to look for our poppop's videos of moving the cape hatteras lighthouse when he went down for the fishing tournament. wahh
November 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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no, randomly stumbled across this documentary a few months back and it wound me up:
November 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
robert zombert and ron zertnert walk into a bar
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
i've seen metal dudes be weird about non-90s carcass. shut up, cranky fools. carcass rules always
November 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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I did get five still shots of the beast. These three sum up the encounter pretty well, I think.
November 24, 2025 at 1:47 AM
a friend of ours is doing photos with krampus at his record store to fundraise for a sanctuary farm.. is this worth driving too much for
November 23, 2025 at 11:56 PM
have perhaps hubristically convinced my book club to read _hogfather_ and if they hate it i will perish
November 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
this is what i found out about two weeks ago when we went up to daiso. north jersey remains cursed
So getting a lot of questions about this, basically, Bergen County is one of the last counties in the United States that has a Sunday closing law which bans the sale of electronics, clothes, etc., but it does not apply to groceries, so Costco is open, but any non-groceries look like this:
November 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
i told my dad we would come see him the saturday after tgiving. he decided that we would help him put up christmas decorations, and i think he invited my brother? and you know what? that's good actually, that sounds like a fun activity for us all to cry over together
November 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
christmas special and movie spreadsheet... always taking suggestions for weird things to add, especially if you know where i can get it docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
holiday specials & movies
docs.google.com
November 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM