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maggie schreiter (pie wanter)
@squishythings.com
quilt and mixed media fiber artist, animal nerd, trivia, and heavy jams. she/her in mythic central nj

ig: squishythings
https://www.squishythings.com
https://www.etsy.com/shop/squishythings
https://linusinhats.tumblr.com
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facing is all the way on (it’s keyboard fabric i’ve had for years)

he needs a title! shimmering chromatophores? idk 🧵🪡🧶🦑
somebody buy me the sailor yumeyoi pro gear slim i neeeeeeeeeed it waaahhhhhhhhh whiny baby noises
January 12, 2026 at 4:17 AM
my mil gave us some of those oversized fleece hoodie things and i put one on and now the cat is sleeping on me in a very stupid way

help
January 12, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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"I'm not in Minnesota -- what can I do to help?"

A list of ideas!
January 11, 2026 at 10:33 PM
ok well now i have 13 garments cut out which is more than i made in the entirety of 2025.. so maybe i will sew them
January 11, 2026 at 10:28 PM
SNOW SQUALL!!
January 11, 2026 at 8:29 PM
ok, i guess break over. gonna turn on the iron and starch the shit out of the rolling edges on some jersey so they lie flat for precise cutting
January 11, 2026 at 7:34 PM
the house across the street from us sold for $600k at sheriff's auction in december of 2024. there have been COUNTLESS dumpsters and contractors in and out over the past year and we just found out it's a pending sale on zillow for over a million dollars
January 11, 2026 at 7:03 PM
i made it an hour! i cut out a pair of pants!
time to close the browser window and pick up the scissors, see you on the other side*

*when i pick up my phone in about 20 minutes out of habit
January 11, 2026 at 6:52 PM
time to close the browser window and pick up the scissors, see you on the other side*

*when i pick up my phone in about 20 minutes out of habit
January 11, 2026 at 5:37 PM
been listening to turing machine today
only have one hour of book left, but i think i need to rock, and further, rock with singing along
January 11, 2026 at 5:36 PM
not an almond mom but if i forget to eat lunch, 40% of the time it's bc of almonds
January 11, 2026 at 5:19 PM
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Nothing's Gonna Stop Me Now
January 11, 2026 at 1:22 PM
wish this was mark linn-baker
And it's sweater season for those of you who know your worth!
January 11, 2026 at 1:03 PM
i changed mine two days ago, then it added my quilt guild’s account to my “meta account center” and changed my birthday to today? i got a whole bunch of birthday messages on fb when i woke up this morning
January 11, 2026 at 2:20 AM
my husband’s mom got him a fancy sixers shirt he hated for texture reasons and today they returned it and he got a zip hoodie instead. the hoodie is in sixers red and blue and it is JARRING to see him not in a neutral color. and that it’s two colors.
January 11, 2026 at 12:44 AM
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Things are grim right now but as a reminder of who we are and why we fight, this is the US Women’s figuring skating champion.
January 10, 2026 at 11:43 PM
tonight’s tv sketchbook doodle
January 11, 2026 at 12:36 AM
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WITNESS ME
January 10, 2026 at 9:14 PM
the thing i didn’t like about the mall was that getting a medium cold brew with foam from kung fu tea cost $8
January 10, 2026 at 7:29 PM
all right since it’s already 2:20 due to mall and eating lunch and getting distracted by puzzles, i’m gonna clean some of the house with an audiobook

tomorrow can be for cutting and sewing
January 10, 2026 at 7:23 PM
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gamer girls trying to get neckbeard to take a bath, William-Adolphe Bouguereau, 1873
January 10, 2026 at 5:47 PM
i don’t mind taking my kid shopping to the hot topic family of brands bc they always have at least one godzilla blind box toy for me to pick up. today i got three, and ended up with jet jaguar eating ramen, a rodan magnet, and a king ghidorah keychain
January 10, 2026 at 5:46 PM
maybe this year i’ll buy a lot of wirefree bras from instagram ads to figure out which ones actually work for me
January 10, 2026 at 2:07 PM
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January 10, 2026 at 4:07 AM