maggie schreiter (be afraid)
@squishythings.com
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quilt and mixed media fiber artist, animal nerd, trivia, and heavy jams. she/her in mythic central nj ig: squishythings https://www.squishythings.com https://www.etsy.com/shop/squishythings https://linusinhats.tumblr.com
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facing is all the way on (it’s keyboard fabric i’ve had for years)

he needs a title! shimmering chromatophores? idk 🧵🪡🧶🦑
a collage quilt of a rainbow-colored squid, cropped kind of closely, on a black-to-white background. the squid is quilted with lines and grids, and the background is densely quilted with pebbles. motifs in the fabric include cats, deer, lemurs, televisions, butterflies, plants, gems, insects, and snails. closer in on the eye of the squid. the eye is quilted with iridescent thread. the circle outside the eye is unquilted and puffy. some fabric motifs here are cats, flowers, a tv, ghosts, mugs, plates, gems, and mushrooms. the back of the quilt. the quilting shows through on the green and grey horizontal striped backing. it’s framed by a white print of a computer keyboard.
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is this what she was singing about
a package labeled “gourmet wood”
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why does the airport smell like cookies
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i put it in my bag. ah well
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don’t want to carry a 600pg hardback book with me on this trip and i don’t think i’ll have a chance to read it anyway. but there’s only 200 pages left. things are happening. do i want to abandon it for *checks notes* three days
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husband had absolutely no side effects and my kid caught a cold from school so it was hard to tell with her
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i got pfizer and the flu shot at the same time. got a huge bruise on my shoulder from the pharmacist hitting something i guess. massaged 15 minutes, minimal arm pain, had a 99° temp and was tired the next day. generally fine tho
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Yeah everything SUCKS but humans are still silly wonderful beautiful creatures who collaborate with slugs to make videos like this. So. All is not lost.
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your outfit is the same color as my hair (the best color)
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the stan rogers catalog is vast and it's fine how much we love barrett's privateers but i think this badass lady is underappreciated
The Maid On The Shore
YouTube video by Stan Rogers - Topic
www.youtube.com
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terminally online friends forever!
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lucked into an incredibly supportive, relatively large network of friends and friendly acquaintances due to a fb group, thanks
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Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
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lmaoooooooo
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TFW you paid $1400 to see Beckett’s most famous work without knowing anything about it
One Star Review of Waiting for Godot on Broadway
I recently attended Waiting for Godot on Broadway and spent over $1,400 for two Row C seats (103 and 104). I'm a longtime admirer of Broadway productions and even hold a season pass for Shea's Performing Arts Theatre, so I came in with genuine enthusiasm and high expectations. Unfortunately, this show was unlike anything ! have ever experienced —and not in a good way.
What I encountered was not the artistry, music, or emotional storytelling I usually associate with Broadway, but instead what felt like an endless cycle of nonsensical conversation between characters who seemed trapped in their own madness. I tried-truly tried-to find meaning, symbolism, or even a thread of emotional resonance. I stayed through the first half hoping the second would offer clarity. But by intermission, it was clear: this was a waste of both time and money.
Keanu Reeves is an actor I respect greatly, but I cannot fathom why he would agree to participate in such a disjointed, inaccessible production. His talent was lost in a performance that defied reason rather than provoked insight.
To anyone considering attending: unless you are drawn to highly abstract, nearly incomprehensible theater, I strongly caution you against this show. For the average, educated, thoughtful theatergoer, it is far more frustrating than fulfilling. In my opinion, this was the single most disappointing Broadway experience I've ever had - an unfortunate waste of money and, more importantly, of time.
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apparently he decided to ask to get in the kid’s loft bed and spent the whole night with her. this morning he got up and sat in her lap while she had breakfast
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i got home from my quilt guild meeting by 9 and boba is NOWHERE TO BE FOUND, a shocking move from the cat who usually tries to bully me into bed at this hour
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don’t want to carry a 600pg hardback book with me on this trip and i don’t think i’ll have a chance to read it anyway. but there’s only 200 pages left. things are happening. do i want to abandon it for *checks notes* three days
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Evening art post…The Last Unicorn! My collaboration with The Beagleverse kicks off with a crochet magnet set (also available individually) 🧶 More creations based on Peter Beagle’s novels are in the works!
Molly Grue, Amalthea, and Schmendrick as crochet magnets
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i got home from my quilt guild meeting by 9 and boba is NOWHERE TO BE FOUND, a shocking move from the cat who usually tries to bully me into bed at this hour
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“garden variety monorail” is a fun phrase
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brain full of squirrels not allowed to leave on even a weekend trip without cursing out a sewing machine
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ok that’s my emergency sewing done: h2o2go sling, a shoulder strap pad, a key fob handle thingie, and a little round pouch. straps are reflective.
a small sling bag made of pink fabric with yellow telephones on it. the inside main area is lined with dark pink gingham waterproof canvas and holds a water bottle. there’s a rounded pocket on the front. the inside of the front zip pocket includes two slip pockets and several card pockets. a small round pouch and handle shaped key fob. used the camera flash to demonstrate the geometric shapes on the straps are rainbow reflective.
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two work things down, time for speedy ortiz and finishing up this water bottle sling bag
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i live in the woods and can barely see my neighbors and still can get a good bagel in 12 minutes. good stuff
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best state i’ll fight everyone
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absolutely, and it might be one of my top ten all time favorite songs!