Stangle’s Kid
@stangleskid.bsky.social
“mostly ok”. 🇵🇸 eat the rich.
Just got asked by my boss to do my job ON A FRIDAY this fucking sucks man
January 16, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Just got asked by my boss to do my job ON A FRIDAY this fucking sucks man
I call these idiots the Folger twins for a reason
January 14, 2026 at 2:41 PM
I call these idiots the Folger twins for a reason
I would let Jon Bernthal run me over with a grain thresher
January 14, 2026 at 2:19 AM
I would let Jon Bernthal run me over with a grain thresher
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i think what we need now more than ever is slow, incremental change
January 13, 2026 at 12:14 AM
i think what we need now more than ever is slow, incremental change
We are the children of the Jamelles you couldn’t Bouie
January 13, 2026 at 12:44 AM
We are the children of the Jamelles you couldn’t Bouie
Fellas is it gay to eat man cereal
January 10, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Fellas is it gay to eat man cereal
In a drive thru with Otis and a guy asked me how much I think he’d hypothetically sell for lmao like sir he came from the streets
January 9, 2026 at 8:00 PM
In a drive thru with Otis and a guy asked me how much I think he’d hypothetically sell for lmao like sir he came from the streets
I hope that pig has to hide underground for the rest of his miserable life
January 8, 2026 at 8:13 PM
I hope that pig has to hide underground for the rest of his miserable life
As far as nap positions go this one seems less than ideal, but go off girl I guess
January 6, 2026 at 3:24 PM
As far as nap positions go this one seems less than ideal, but go off girl I guess
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she frost on my mini til i wheat
January 6, 2026 at 4:35 AM
she frost on my mini til i wheat
I want to switch foundations so I was gonna do some research but you know what fuck you google
January 2, 2026 at 2:09 AM
I want to switch foundations so I was gonna do some research but you know what fuck you google
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My plans for tonight, you ask?
January 1, 2026 at 1:14 AM
My plans for tonight, you ask?
My crankiest opinion is we need to get back to a world where people stop bringing their goddamn dogs everywhere, like I’m sorry you can go to Nordstrom alone I promise it’ll be ok
December 31, 2025 at 7:42 PM
My crankiest opinion is we need to get back to a world where people stop bringing their goddamn dogs everywhere, like I’m sorry you can go to Nordstrom alone I promise it’ll be ok
A renaissance painting
December 31, 2025 at 4:35 AM
A renaissance painting
My boss messaged me asking to make a slide highlighting our Q4 activities like pal I barely remember how to type you think I have any idea what we did in Q4
December 29, 2025 at 4:16 PM
My boss messaged me asking to make a slide highlighting our Q4 activities like pal I barely remember how to type you think I have any idea what we did in Q4
That scene in harry potter where he’s forcing dumbledore to drink the poison except it’s me on day 3 of eating nothing but cake and cookies
December 27, 2025 at 8:16 PM
That scene in harry potter where he’s forcing dumbledore to drink the poison except it’s me on day 3 of eating nothing but cake and cookies
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i would like to trophy hunt the the liberty emu
September 8, 2025 at 12:18 AM
i would like to trophy hunt the the liberty emu
I got Lululemon leggings as a gift and I regret to inform everyone they are actually the best leggings I’ve ever worn :(
December 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I got Lululemon leggings as a gift and I regret to inform everyone they are actually the best leggings I’ve ever worn :(
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Dream team (unclear what the dream is)
December 23, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Dream team (unclear what the dream is)
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i miss when charlie kirk was alive and i didn't even have to know he had a wife
December 21, 2025 at 10:06 PM
i miss when charlie kirk was alive and i didn't even have to know he had a wife
Whatever you do, don’t ask how they make this
December 21, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Whatever you do, don’t ask how they make this
Food: $500
Mortgage: $2,500
Utilities: $400
Gas: $200
Penis and testicles: $200,000
Someone please help me, etc etc
Mortgage: $2,500
Utilities: $400
Gas: $200
Penis and testicles: $200,000
Someone please help me, etc etc
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Food: $500
Mortgage: $2,500
Utilities: $400
Gas: $200
Penis and testicles: $200,000
Someone please help me, etc etc
Mortgage: $2,500
Utilities: $400
Gas: $200
Penis and testicles: $200,000
Someone please help me, etc etc
Was just told by team leaders that they are getting sent reports about how many of us are accessing ChatGPT, with the implication that we will get in trouble if we don’t use it. This world is a fucking nightmare.
December 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Was just told by team leaders that they are getting sent reports about how many of us are accessing ChatGPT, with the implication that we will get in trouble if we don’t use it. This world is a fucking nightmare.