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Miss Havisham’s Ghost
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Woman in Tech™️. Advocate of pay transparency & equity. Mother of Florence 🌈 & Vivienne. Haver of migraines (chronic) & pronouns (she/her) 📍 Hell’s Kitchen
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Hello new friends! If you came here for dog pics, you will not be disappointed! If you came here for slightly unhinged shitposting about the state of our society, you will also not be disappointed! Here’s a bit of both:
Reem continues to suffer from illness as she still tries to raise funds for a new tent for her family. Please help if you can 💗
November 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Twitter had to turn off its location feature within hours because thousands of prominent and "verified" MAGA accounts turned out to be foreign and I think it's hilarious that Elon was the one who exposed them all
November 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Unfortunately for my haters I look like this
November 23, 2025 at 5:18 AM
WHAT IS HAPPENING I’ve lost the ability to process good news
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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you know zohran’s just sitting at home on the couch spontaneously laughing in disbelief like the rest of us
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Everything is upside down I am losing my mind
Trump frickin' loves this guy lmao
November 22, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I am crying
He’s becoming Zohran’s own Club Chalamet
November 22, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Tbf the Daily Mail LIVES in hell
The Daily Mail is IN HELL
November 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
“They had seen me before, so they thought they were just going to speed away. I was like, ha-ha bitches, I got a new scooter!” LEGEND
November 20, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I recently got contacted by an AI startup founder and part of his pitch was “we eat lunch and dinner together!!” and my guy that is not a selling point
“The Sam Altman-founded company behind the ‘Orb,’ a volleyball-sized metal sphere that scans irises to prove people's humanity, had a message for employees: work weekends and ignore anything outside your job — for the good of humanity.”
Sam Altman's eye-scanning Orb startup told workers not to care about anything outside work
Tools for Humanity CEO Alex Blania said that "if you should care about something else, and if you want something else, you should just not be here."
www.businessinsider.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Why is “Kwame” in quotes like does tr*mp think that’s not his real name
Trump says he’s meeting with “communist” Mamdani at the White House on Friday
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
What thee fuck
SCOOP — A former staffer for Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-NJ), Natalie Green, 26, was charged today for falsely reporting she was attacked by 3 men who wrote "TRUMP WHORE" on her stomach bc of her job. It was staged by her + a friend.

Van Drew isn't named in the complaint but I've confirmed w/ his office.
Employee of a Federal Official Charged with Conspiracy to Falsely Report Violent Attack and Giving False Statements to Law Enforcement
A New Jersey woman was charged with conspiring and falsely reporting to law enforcement that she had been violently assaulted with a firearm due to her employment with a federal official.
www.justice.gov
November 20, 2025 at 2:21 AM
A normal thing for a normal country to do!!
November 20, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Join us for a community canvass to educate local business owners and managers about constitutional rights and how to protect employees and customers during an ICE raid. RSVP! bit.ly/chelsea-hk-ice
November 19, 2025 at 11:17 PM
As a Disabled™️ this makes me want to set myself on fire
Markwayne Mullin: "Reward people for being healthy. Think about this. Healthcare is the only industry that you're not rewarded for taking care of your responsibility. If you think about homeowners insurance, if you're within 500 feet of a fire hydrant, your insurance goes down."
November 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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The ACA opposition for the Republicans always eventually founders on the shore of the fact that it is exactly the plan they would have come up with if they weren’t pathologically opposed to anything that gives money to poor people
November 19, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Today there was an attempted ICE raid in Bensonhurst & community members showed up. Even though NYPD collaborated with ICE by trying to disburse the crowd; community members stood their ground & ICE left without kidnapping a single person per the rapid response groups I'm on. We protect us!
November 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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Jesus to his disciples:
Idk why a bunch of libs started following me but I’m an anarchist and you will not have a good time here.
November 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
💗💗💗💗💗
November 18, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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First they came for AWS
And I did not speak out
Because Canvas was down and that was fine by me.

Then they came for Cloudflare
And I did not speak out
Because I didn't need the textbook website.

Then they came for GitHub
And there were no more internet services
For me to use to get work done.
November 18, 2025 at 9:27 PM
“I voted for you” and what exactly did you expect from a known r*pist
“You are our president. Please start acting like it. Show some class. Show some real leadership. Show that you actually care about the people other than yourself. I voted for you, but your behavior on this issue has been a national embarrassment.”
November 18, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Wild to see them not even pretend to care about Jesus anymore
"Agencies within the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, including ICE, ERO, and CBP intend to implement a comprehensive plan to target Spanish-speaking churches across the country during the upcoming holiday season between Thanksgiving, Nov. 27, and Christmas, Dec. 25."
Exclusive: Trump DHS Plans Immigration Raids on Churches Over Holidays
The Trump Dept. of Homeland Security is briefing federal agencies on plans for immigration enforcement operations inside churches over holidays.
thisweekinworcester.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM