David Lance
@staticgripped.bsky.social
MTG Nerd | EW:Workshop 2020 Champion | He/Him | Husband | Father | Nerdbird 🦅🦅🦅
OSRS UIM: WheresMyGear
OSRS UIM: WheresMyGear
Missed EW 2024 and 2025…. Feels like I only missed one year looking at this Legacy top 8
October 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Missed EW 2024 and 2025…. Feels like I only missed one year looking at this Legacy top 8
Tangentially learning that Magic continues to go deeper down the nonsense direction that pushed me away is both incredibly validating and saddening knowing the game I loved truly will never be what it was
September 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Tangentially learning that Magic continues to go deeper down the nonsense direction that pushed me away is both incredibly validating and saddening knowing the game I loved truly will never be what it was
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D&T has remained tier 0 or 1 through metas with Snowko, Arcanist, Ragavan, WPA, Sticker Goblin, UB with Grief, UB with Psychic Frog, UB with Troll, Vexing Bauble, Mycospawn, and to this day. The deck is always the most broken thing in legacy and just avoids bans by being hard to play.
I won the legacy showcase with DNT.
I'll make my thanks and a longer winded post later but yeah. Does not feel real
I'll make my thanks and a longer winded post later but yeah. Does not feel real
August 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
D&T has remained tier 0 or 1 through metas with Snowko, Arcanist, Ragavan, WPA, Sticker Goblin, UB with Grief, UB with Psychic Frog, UB with Troll, Vexing Bauble, Mycospawn, and to this day. The deck is always the most broken thing in legacy and just avoids bans by being hard to play.
Just hit 2k total on my OSRS UIM account, after an exhilarating bingo event I think it’s time I set my sights on maxing. Going to be mixing in some pvm goals as well to keep everything smooth but in the end I want to max
August 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Just hit 2k total on my OSRS UIM account, after an exhilarating bingo event I think it’s time I set my sights on maxing. Going to be mixing in some pvm goals as well to keep everything smooth but in the end I want to max
Participating in UIM Bingo Showdown (a big RuneScape event for a specific account type I play) and lo and behold the event has even started and the discord is filled with people going on about how UB has torched Magic… I found a collection of disenfranchised Magic players
July 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Participating in UIM Bingo Showdown (a big RuneScape event for a specific account type I play) and lo and behold the event has even started and the discord is filled with people going on about how UB has torched Magic… I found a collection of disenfranchised Magic players
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This is a goddamn fucking embarrassment. Every single whinging asshole who fucking spouts nonsense about woke or DEI or whatever buzzword they use to cover up their white nationalism needs to be called out for their Nazi bullshit.
The "Jackie Robinson Day background" section of MLB's official press release about Jackie Robinson just notes that he was a first baseman for the Brooklyn Dodgers who debuted in 1947. Nothing about the how, the why.
April 16, 2025 at 2:01 AM
This is a goddamn fucking embarrassment. Every single whinging asshole who fucking spouts nonsense about woke or DEI or whatever buzzword they use to cover up their white nationalism needs to be called out for their Nazi bullshit.
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A joke for like a dozen people, thanks @staticgripped.bsky.social
March 17, 2025 at 6:20 PM
A joke for like a dozen people, thanks @staticgripped.bsky.social
Thank you for all the good people in my life despite the endless bullshit happening everyday it’s helpful to know that good people do exist and care, having a rough couple days
February 16, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Thank you for all the good people in my life despite the endless bullshit happening everyday it’s helpful to know that good people do exist and care, having a rough couple days
Very funny to me that the time I’m on a break from Magic is finally the time “Taxes” or slow midrange vial creature deck is a solid competitor in Modern
February 9, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Very funny to me that the time I’m on a break from Magic is finally the time “Taxes” or slow midrange vial creature deck is a solid competitor in Modern
Haven’t been playing Magic recently, recently been hyper fixation has been playing Ultimate Ironman on Old School RuneScape which has been a ton of fun puzzling out
December 1, 2024 at 2:00 PM
Haven’t been playing Magic recently, recently been hyper fixation has been playing Ultimate Ironman on Old School RuneScape which has been a ton of fun puzzling out
Officially deactivated my Twitter account and deleted the app off my phone, feels empowering
November 30, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Officially deactivated my Twitter account and deleted the app off my phone, feels empowering
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I'm thankful for my friends I've met in magic 💕
November 28, 2024 at 4:06 PM
I'm thankful for my friends I've met in magic 💕
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Current status of Eternal Weekend recon:
— NA: 13 14 15 18 19 exist; 16 and 17 seem lost.
— EU: 16 17 coverage exists with no pairings, 18 19 no coverage found yet
— APAC: 18 19 coverage exists with no pairings
— all: 22 23 24 run on Melee so we're good there.
— NA: 13 14 15 18 19 exist; 16 and 17 seem lost.
— EU: 16 17 coverage exists with no pairings, 18 19 no coverage found yet
— APAC: 18 19 coverage exists with no pairings
— all: 22 23 24 run on Melee so we're good there.
November 25, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Current status of Eternal Weekend recon:
— NA: 13 14 15 18 19 exist; 16 and 17 seem lost.
— EU: 16 17 coverage exists with no pairings, 18 19 no coverage found yet
— APAC: 18 19 coverage exists with no pairings
— all: 22 23 24 run on Melee so we're good there.
— NA: 13 14 15 18 19 exist; 16 and 17 seem lost.
— EU: 16 17 coverage exists with no pairings, 18 19 no coverage found yet
— APAC: 18 19 coverage exists with no pairings
— all: 22 23 24 run on Melee so we're good there.
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Ended with some great pickups at Eternal Weekend this year!
November 24, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Ended with some great pickups at Eternal Weekend this year!
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Some NerdBirds at EW 🥰
November 23, 2024 at 12:00 AM
Some NerdBirds at EW 🥰
Good luck to the Vintage gamers this year, going to be cheering you on from afar ❤️
November 22, 2024 at 2:03 PM
Good luck to the Vintage gamers this year, going to be cheering you on from afar ❤️
Mail day in preparations for EW… complaint equity that in a world of 17 versions of each card Broadside Bombardiers doesn’t have a foil printing
October 22, 2024 at 1:48 PM
Mail day in preparations for EW… complaint equity that in a world of 17 versions of each card Broadside Bombardiers doesn’t have a foil printing
✨ Magic: The Gathering Intros ✨
Pronouns: He/Him
Fave Format: Legacy
Fave Guild: Orzhov
MTGA Avatar: Collector Ouphe
Playstyle: Disruptive Creature Decks
Fave Card: Stoneforge Mystric
QUOTE WITH YOURS AND FIND MTG FRIENDS ON THIS APP!
Pronouns: He/Him
Fave Format: Legacy
Fave Guild: Orzhov
MTGA Avatar: Collector Ouphe
Playstyle: Disruptive Creature Decks
Fave Card: Stoneforge Mystric
QUOTE WITH YOURS AND FIND MTG FRIENDS ON THIS APP!
✨ Magic: The Gathering Intros ✨
Pronouns: She/Her
Fave Format: Legacy
Fave Guild: Selesnya
MTGA Avatar: Serra
Playstyle: Aggro or Combo
Fave Card: Sigarda, Host of Herons
QUOTE WITH YOURS AND FIND MTG FRIENDS ON THIS APP!
Pronouns: She/Her
Fave Format: Legacy
Fave Guild: Selesnya
MTGA Avatar: Serra
Playstyle: Aggro or Combo
Fave Card: Sigarda, Host of Herons
QUOTE WITH YOURS AND FIND MTG FRIENDS ON THIS APP!
September 30, 2023 at 12:43 PM
✨ Magic: The Gathering Intros ✨
Pronouns: He/Him
Fave Format: Legacy
Fave Guild: Orzhov
MTGA Avatar: Collector Ouphe
Playstyle: Disruptive Creature Decks
Fave Card: Stoneforge Mystric
QUOTE WITH YOURS AND FIND MTG FRIENDS ON THIS APP!
Pronouns: He/Him
Fave Format: Legacy
Fave Guild: Orzhov
MTGA Avatar: Collector Ouphe
Playstyle: Disruptive Creature Decks
Fave Card: Stoneforge Mystric
QUOTE WITH YOURS AND FIND MTG FRIENDS ON THIS APP!
Playing in a 26 person RCQ today and came out with the win playing MonoW Hammer. Travis Brown is the Hammer prophet
R1-4c Beans -🔨🔨
R2-RB Sac -💔💔
R3-UW Hammer -💔🔨🔨
R4-Merfolk -💔🔨🔨
R5-🤝
QF-MonoW Humans -🔨🔨
SF-RB Sac (Rematch) -🔨🔨
F-OP takes prize split -🤝
R1-4c Beans -🔨🔨
R2-RB Sac -💔💔
R3-UW Hammer -💔🔨🔨
R4-Merfolk -💔🔨🔨
R5-🤝
QF-MonoW Humans -🔨🔨
SF-RB Sac (Rematch) -🔨🔨
F-OP takes prize split -🤝
September 24, 2023 at 12:47 AM
Playing in a 26 person RCQ today and came out with the win playing MonoW Hammer. Travis Brown is the Hammer prophet
R1-4c Beans -🔨🔨
R2-RB Sac -💔💔
R3-UW Hammer -💔🔨🔨
R4-Merfolk -💔🔨🔨
R5-🤝
QF-MonoW Humans -🔨🔨
SF-RB Sac (Rematch) -🔨🔨
F-OP takes prize split -🤝
R1-4c Beans -🔨🔨
R2-RB Sac -💔💔
R3-UW Hammer -💔🔨🔨
R4-Merfolk -💔🔨🔨
R5-🤝
QF-MonoW Humans -🔨🔨
SF-RB Sac (Rematch) -🔨🔨
F-OP takes prize split -🤝
Fourth foil Bowmaster arrived finally, back to having fully foil Taxes always feels good
August 30, 2023 at 7:05 PM
Fourth foil Bowmaster arrived finally, back to having fully foil Taxes always feels good
Pretty happy with Lorcana, fun games and my partner enjoyed that it was all your own term making it easier for us to play together coming from different experience levels from Magic
August 19, 2023 at 4:31 PM
Pretty happy with Lorcana, fun games and my partner enjoyed that it was all your own term making it easier for us to play together coming from different experience levels from Magic
Excited to play after putting kiddo to bed after getting Lorcana starter decks
August 18, 2023 at 9:46 PM
Excited to play after putting kiddo to bed after getting Lorcana starter decks
Got a new phone yesterday, converted to iPhone so my family members will actually add me to group chats since I’ll have blue bubbles
August 17, 2023 at 11:50 AM
Got a new phone yesterday, converted to iPhone so my family members will actually add me to group chats since I’ll have blue bubbles
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October CommandFests and 2023 Eternal Weekend Details
CommandFest full art, textless Reliquary Tower promo
Eternal Weekend Vintage Black Lotus paintings!
Legacy paintings - Force of Will, Volcanic Island, Lightning Bolt
https://magic.gg/news/october-commandfests-and-2023-eternal-weekend-news
CommandFest full art, textless Reliquary Tower promo
Eternal Weekend Vintage Black Lotus paintings!
Legacy paintings - Force of Will, Volcanic Island, Lightning Bolt
https://magic.gg/news/october-commandfests-and-2023-eternal-weekend-news
August 10, 2023 at 4:06 PM
October CommandFests and 2023 Eternal Weekend Details
CommandFest full art, textless Reliquary Tower promo
Eternal Weekend Vintage Black Lotus paintings!
Legacy paintings - Force of Will, Volcanic Island, Lightning Bolt
https://magic.gg/news/october-commandfests-and-2023-eternal-weekend-news
CommandFest full art, textless Reliquary Tower promo
Eternal Weekend Vintage Black Lotus paintings!
Legacy paintings - Force of Will, Volcanic Island, Lightning Bolt
https://magic.gg/news/october-commandfests-and-2023-eternal-weekend-news
Eternal Weekend NA - December 8-10 not even close to the dates I had heard rumors of, but I'm overwhelming happy to lock in the dates
August 10, 2023 at 4:24 PM
Eternal Weekend NA - December 8-10 not even close to the dates I had heard rumors of, but I'm overwhelming happy to lock in the dates