Evan Lewis
@akaleth.bsky.social
Proud Legacy D&T one trick, streams Sat@7am EST | EW2021 Top4 | #MTGOCreator | my wife is funnier than me | "love watching someone push a boulder up a hill" @basicmountain.bsky.social | 🍉 | he/they
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I HAVE DECODED BURGER KING. I HAVE THE RAW HIGH QUALITY MODELS.
AHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHA
November 26, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I HAVE DECODED BURGER KING. I HAVE THE RAW HIGH QUALITY MODELS.
AHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHA
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Our upcoming game HORSES was preemptively banned from Steam, with no path to appeal. The game will still launch next week on December 2nd and will be available on EGS, GOG, Humble, and Itch for $4.99. Here is a detailed FAQ covering what happened: horses.wtf/BannedFromSt...
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Our upcoming game HORSES was preemptively banned from Steam, with no path to appeal. The game will still launch next week on December 2nd and will be available on EGS, GOG, Humble, and Itch for $4.99. Here is a detailed FAQ covering what happened: horses.wtf/BannedFromSt...
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Blowing up lands and synergizing with flicker effects? Feels like 2013 again
November 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Blowing up lands and synergizing with flicker effects? Feels like 2013 again
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Shoutout @akaleth.bsky.social for the sideboarding notes and decklist! Meteor Sword is kinda great, it's been SO much better than I ever thought it would be. I would feel very confident playing this in EW this weekend
November 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Shoutout @akaleth.bsky.social for the sideboarding notes and decklist! Meteor Sword is kinda great, it's been SO much better than I ever thought it would be. I would feel very confident playing this in EW this weekend
In case you missed it - I just released as comprehensive a guide for D&T as you can get since the banning of Entomb and Nadu. Check it out! And good luck to anyone playing Taxes in Italy this weekend!
HELLO D&T PLAYERS!
I just published an article with everything you need to know if you're playing D&T at the EU Legacy Champs this weekend!
We've got:
🗒️Decklists
🤔Matchup strategy
📊AND a sideboard guide!
All for free!
Check it out on my Patreon! Down there ↓
I just published an article with everything you need to know if you're playing D&T at the EU Legacy Champs this weekend!
We've got:
🗒️Decklists
🤔Matchup strategy
📊AND a sideboard guide!
All for free!
Check it out on my Patreon! Down there ↓
A State of a Noodle in 2025 | Evan Lewis
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November 25, 2025 at 1:35 PM
In case you missed it - I just released as comprehensive a guide for D&T as you can get since the banning of Entomb and Nadu. Check it out! And good luck to anyone playing Taxes in Italy this weekend!
I also want to thank @kayfabegamergirl.bsky.social for her editing work as always, she's great. She's way too busy and not offering, but if she were, you should definitely pay her to edit your written Magic content. It'll be a lot better when she's through with it. And much funnier, too.
This is a revision of a text version of the State of the Noodle stream from September, whose VOD I bungled. Thanks to everyone for your patience with this, to @xjcloud.bsky.social for the original stream, and for @mriggins.bsky.social for helping with a lot of the info that's changed since Nov 10th!
November 25, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I also want to thank @kayfabegamergirl.bsky.social for her editing work as always, she's great. She's way too busy and not offering, but if she were, you should definitely pay her to edit your written Magic content. It'll be a lot better when she's through with it. And much funnier, too.
HELLO D&T PLAYERS!
I just published an article with everything you need to know if you're playing D&T at the EU Legacy Champs this weekend!
We've got:
🗒️Decklists
🤔Matchup strategy
📊AND a sideboard guide!
All for free!
Check it out on my Patreon! Down there ↓
I just published an article with everything you need to know if you're playing D&T at the EU Legacy Champs this weekend!
We've got:
🗒️Decklists
🤔Matchup strategy
📊AND a sideboard guide!
All for free!
Check it out on my Patreon! Down there ↓
A State of a Noodle in 2025 | Evan Lewis
Get more from Evan Lewis on Patreon
www.patreon.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
HELLO D&T PLAYERS!
I just published an article with everything you need to know if you're playing D&T at the EU Legacy Champs this weekend!
We've got:
🗒️Decklists
🤔Matchup strategy
📊AND a sideboard guide!
All for free!
Check it out on my Patreon! Down there ↓
I just published an article with everything you need to know if you're playing D&T at the EU Legacy Champs this weekend!
We've got:
🗒️Decklists
🤔Matchup strategy
📊AND a sideboard guide!
All for free!
Check it out on my Patreon! Down there ↓
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I turned to my wife to ask her about the tournament structure of the ice skating event we were watching, and she waited a second before saying "so you know how Nathan Steuer was world champion and then had to get back on the PT through RCQs"
November 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I turned to my wife to ask her about the tournament structure of the ice skating event we were watching, and she waited a second before saying "so you know how Nathan Steuer was world champion and then had to get back on the PT through RCQs"
Chat it happened again
November 22, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Chat it happened again
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*"Tonight, Tonight" comes up on the 90's alternative playlist shuffle*
Evan: I wish Billy Corgan wasn't a chud
Me: I wish Nicole Bobek had been allowed to skate to this in 1996
Evan: I wish Billy Corgan wasn't a chud
Me: I wish Nicole Bobek had been allowed to skate to this in 1996
November 22, 2025 at 2:29 PM
*"Tonight, Tonight" comes up on the 90's alternative playlist shuffle*
Evan: I wish Billy Corgan wasn't a chud
Me: I wish Nicole Bobek had been allowed to skate to this in 1996
Evan: I wish Billy Corgan wasn't a chud
Me: I wish Nicole Bobek had been allowed to skate to this in 1996
Lots of experiments in the challenge today: is Meteor Sword cracked? Is it just better than Kaldra? Is Thalia good again???
Live now, challenge in 10m!
Live now, challenge in 10m!
November 22, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Lots of experiments in the challenge today: is Meteor Sword cracked? Is it just better than Kaldra? Is Thalia good again???
Live now, challenge in 10m!
Live now, challenge in 10m!
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Y'all see this
Unexpected events and prosocial behavior: the Batman effect - npj Mental Health Research
npj Mental Health Research - Unexpected events and prosocial behavior: the Batman effect
www.nature.com
November 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Y'all see this
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I am surrounded by Ultimate Guard hype. Please don't forget what they've been up to the last few months: AI on original art without consent, putting HP merch online which supports JK Rowling and asking the people they sponsor to not use the word "genocide".
Please don't give this company your money
Please don't give this company your money
November 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I am surrounded by Ultimate Guard hype. Please don't forget what they've been up to the last few months: AI on original art without consent, putting HP merch online which supports JK Rowling and asking the people they sponsor to not use the word "genocide".
Please don't give this company your money
Please don't give this company your money
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tl;dr a man got so many reports of toxic behaviour in Deadlock that the entire game went down. Truly aspirational behaviour
October 20, 2025 at 11:49 AM
tl;dr a man got so many reports of toxic behaviour in Deadlock that the entire game went down. Truly aspirational behaviour
My product owner, 19 minutes into a meeting that I'm running, with another team, w/ a script I thought about a LOT: hey evan haven't been paying attention just wanted to make sure you covered <horrible explanation of an integral piece of my design I talked about, twice, with diagrams, 8 minutes ago>
November 17, 2025 at 8:11 PM
My product owner, 19 minutes into a meeting that I'm running, with another team, w/ a script I thought about a LOT: hey evan haven't been paying attention just wanted to make sure you covered <horrible explanation of an integral piece of my design I talked about, twice, with diagrams, 8 minutes ago>
I want to go to a hockey game now???
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 17, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I want to go to a hockey game now???
4-2 in the challenge today, honestly very happy with that given the brutal matchups in the early rounds.
Removal suite is still in flux, and no GY hate may have to change since Oops getting 2 in the top 8 of the challenge last night.
Ended 19th because I love having F- breakers at X-2 lmao
Removal suite is still in flux, and no GY hate may have to change since Oops getting 2 in the top 8 of the challenge last night.
Ended 19th because I love having F- breakers at X-2 lmao
November 15, 2025 at 4:59 PM
4-2 in the challenge today, honestly very happy with that given the brutal matchups in the early rounds.
Removal suite is still in flux, and no GY hate may have to change since Oops getting 2 in the top 8 of the challenge last night.
Ended 19th because I love having F- breakers at X-2 lmao
Removal suite is still in flux, and no GY hate may have to change since Oops getting 2 in the top 8 of the challenge last night.
Ended 19th because I love having F- breakers at X-2 lmao
Even if I wish WotC went further with the bans, it's been *really* nice to see so many more people talking and thinking about Legacy now, compared to almost all of 2025. It feels like the first time in a while that people are excited to explore the format.
November 14, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Even if I wish WotC went further with the bans, it's been *really* nice to see so many more people talking and thinking about Legacy now, compared to almost all of 2025. It feels like the first time in a while that people are excited to explore the format.
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Tcgplayer/ebay has repeatedly proven themselves to be union busting pieces of shit. Great look wotc. Keep making great decisions 🙄
Announced yesterday, Wizards has begun an official partnership with TCGPl@yer.
Just because it's not in the news anymore doesn't mean it didn't happen.
There are tons of options for buying cards and sealed product at competitive prices.
I'll link my favorite below, and I encourage you to as well.
Just because it's not in the news anymore doesn't mean it didn't happen.
There are tons of options for buying cards and sealed product at competitive prices.
I'll link my favorite below, and I encourage you to as well.
November 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Tcgplayer/ebay has repeatedly proven themselves to be union busting pieces of shit. Great look wotc. Keep making great decisions 🙄
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🏆 Back in the legacy saddle with BWg D&T trophy! List courtesy of @akaleth.bsky.social I just added an Ouphe. Feels good to be back.
November 13, 2025 at 2:08 AM
🏆 Back in the legacy saddle with BWg D&T trophy! List courtesy of @akaleth.bsky.social I just added an Ouphe. Feels good to be back.
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Couple who opens their marriage because then they have to actually clean their bedroom, not just the parts of the house that visitors see
November 12, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Couple who opens their marriage because then they have to actually clean their bedroom, not just the parts of the house that visitors see
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I've decided to start doing this with everything. The Crunge? That's a slip jig.
@akaleth.bsky.social: I think it's funny that you call pop punk songs waltzes
Also @akaleth.bsky.social: the distinction between 3/4 and 6/8 for music that's going to be played from tablature is basically arbitrary
Also @akaleth.bsky.social: the distinction between 3/4 and 6/8 for music that's going to be played from tablature is basically arbitrary
November 12, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I've decided to start doing this with everything. The Crunge? That's a slip jig.
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