Steph
@stephanelbow.bsky.social
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i was doing a bit!! 🇨🇦
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stephanelbow.bsky.social
I regret to inform all of you new folks that I use social media primarily to be an annoying idiot - if you're here for thoughtful commentary, I provide once or twice a year. Maybe.

I do have a nice cat though lookit himmmmmm
A close up portrait of a white and orange cat.
stephanelbow.bsky.social
Ohhh good job lil lady 🥹
stephanelbow.bsky.social
fragrantica is a WILD ride
stephanelbow.bsky.social
some of them might, i'd take even one
stephanelbow.bsky.social
All AI bros should have to go to a week long art retreat where they make a bunch of different stuff and get to keep their boxes and vases or whatever. A few might see the joy present in the act of creating.
stephanelbow.bsky.social
Omg such a cute haircut!!
stephanelbow.bsky.social
A good Halloween crime would be to go around stealing things all day and if you get caught just say you're going as AI
stephanelbow.bsky.social
Running faster, so my legs are blurred like a cartoon
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Sprinting from the west coast
stephanelbow.bsky.social
Oh right! I decided I don't want the beast crest and gave up. the "nothing's past it" was the giant red ant, which I also gave up on. ahh, choosing to fail 😌
stephanelbow.bsky.social
I googled what was past it and it turns out it's nothing so I'm skipping him 😌
stephanelbow.bsky.social
Yeah like whether or not I agree with whatever advocacy they're doing please do not involve me in it
stephanelbow.bsky.social
Got my first architecture job, met close friends, knew to evacuate during a flood. Pretty cool.
conradhackett.bsky.social
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
stephanelbow.bsky.social
YESSSSSSSSS isn't it wild!!! My first day I just sat down and like.. did my work because I chose to do it. INSANE
stephanelbow.bsky.social
omg you're KIDDING. the universe doesn't want you to shower
stephanelbow.bsky.social
I know some of you will like this very much so here you go
priscillapage.bsky.social
have been desperately looking for this old erotic Spanish comic I stumbled on almost 10 years ago called "El secreto de Frankenstein" and I'm so happy to report I finally found it
black & white comic panel depicting a sexy, thicc Frankenstein's monster disrobing in 3 different poses - pulling his shirt of his shoulder, seen at an angle; from the front, shirtless, beginning to take his pants off; then almost totally nude as seen from behind. the words at the top read "Strip-tease de Frankenstein..."
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Unspun wool no less! Interesting choice, cat
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Shit sorry alarm didn't go off
Microsoft Outlook showing overdue events from 100 to 108 weeks overdue
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If they don't let me expense this long distance phone call I had to make on my personal cell phone I'll SCREAM
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I've been here for an hour and a half and I still can't sign in to my laptop
stephanelbow.bsky.social
Lol when we moved offices suddenly all my stuff got thrown out hahahahahah amazing hahahahaha