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Steph
@stephanelbow.bsky.social
· Nov 12
I regret to inform all of you new folks that I use social media primarily to be an annoying idiot - if you're here for thoughtful commentary, I provide once or twice a year. Maybe.
I do have a nice cat though lookit himmmmmm
I do have a nice cat though lookit himmmmmm
Jimmy Fallon'Din
I don't have anything beyond that I just needed it out of my head tyvm
I don't have anything beyond that I just needed it out of my head tyvm
February 8, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Jimmy Fallon'Din
I don't have anything beyond that I just needed it out of my head tyvm
I don't have anything beyond that I just needed it out of my head tyvm
Canada needs three in the 8th with the hammer. Potential for an insane match ender here!
February 7, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Canada needs three in the 8th with the hammer. Potential for an insane match ender here!
I am working on a custom fair isle knitting pattern and watching Olympic curling. I haven't become my mother, I am my baba.
February 7, 2026 at 6:15 PM
I am working on a custom fair isle knitting pattern and watching Olympic curling. I haven't become my mother, I am my baba.
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Can't help but wonder what people in their homes think whenever my partner and I are drunkenly marching up our street chanting "GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS" because we're excited to get home and pet our cats
February 7, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Can't help but wonder what people in their homes think whenever my partner and I are drunkenly marching up our street chanting "GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS" because we're excited to get home and pet our cats
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Just because good news is worth celebrating:
There is now a Prep medication that is an *every six month* injection.
HIV has, effectively, a vaccination.
There is now a Prep medication that is an *every six month* injection.
HIV has, effectively, a vaccination.
February 7, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Just because good news is worth celebrating:
There is now a Prep medication that is an *every six month* injection.
HIV has, effectively, a vaccination.
There is now a Prep medication that is an *every six month* injection.
HIV has, effectively, a vaccination.
I wish I didn't love the Olympics but oh my god do I love the Olympics. I'm such a sap.
February 6, 2026 at 7:29 PM
I wish I didn't love the Olympics but oh my god do I love the Olympics. I'm such a sap.
Turns out skating is NOT like riding a bike, and also it is terrifying
February 6, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Turns out skating is NOT like riding a bike, and also it is terrifying
Typing loudly on my mechanical keyboard when I work from home is one of life's greatest pleasures
February 4, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Typing loudly on my mechanical keyboard when I work from home is one of life's greatest pleasures
Oh dear.
youtu.be/3H69Sdf50-E?...
youtu.be/3H69Sdf50-E?...
3 hockey players killed in Alberta crash identified
YouTube video by CBC News
youtu.be
February 3, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Oh dear.
youtu.be/3H69Sdf50-E?...
youtu.be/3H69Sdf50-E?...
Five classes I took in university:
1. Teaching woodwinds
2. Teaching brass
3. Teaching percussion
4. Saxophone 401
5. Non-euclidean geometry
1. Teaching woodwinds
2. Teaching brass
3. Teaching percussion
4. Saxophone 401
5. Non-euclidean geometry
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college:
1. Intro to Astronomy (Online course that Prof made into a role play where you got taken by aliens. Super cute.)
2. Drawing 1
3. ASL 1-3
4. Victorian Lit
5. CS 101 (Which was mostly spreadsheets and basic functions of excel)
1. Intro to Astronomy (Online course that Prof made into a role play where you got taken by aliens. Super cute.)
2. Drawing 1
3. ASL 1-3
4. Victorian Lit
5. CS 101 (Which was mostly spreadsheets and basic functions of excel)
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college:
1. Songwriting
2. Acoustics, Audio Systems, and Design
3. Music Production Analysis
4. Live Event Production
5. Creative Video
1. Songwriting
2. Acoustics, Audio Systems, and Design
3. Music Production Analysis
4. Live Event Production
5. Creative Video
February 2, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Five classes I took in university:
1. Teaching woodwinds
2. Teaching brass
3. Teaching percussion
4. Saxophone 401
5. Non-euclidean geometry
1. Teaching woodwinds
2. Teaching brass
3. Teaching percussion
4. Saxophone 401
5. Non-euclidean geometry
There's a city clerk I have to send stuff to today whose email sign off is "yours truly" hahah asorable
February 2, 2026 at 9:43 PM
There's a city clerk I have to send stuff to today whose email sign off is "yours truly" hahah asorable
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Bad Bunny won a Grammy, a well deserved standing ovation, and the hearts of many tonight.
"We are not savage, we are not animals, we are not aliens. We are humans, and we are Americans.”
Bravo, Bad Bunny 🤩
"We are not savage, we are not animals, we are not aliens. We are humans, and we are Americans.”
Bravo, Bad Bunny 🤩
February 2, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Bad Bunny won a Grammy, a well deserved standing ovation, and the hearts of many tonight.
"We are not savage, we are not animals, we are not aliens. We are humans, and we are Americans.”
Bravo, Bad Bunny 🤩
"We are not savage, we are not animals, we are not aliens. We are humans, and we are Americans.”
Bravo, Bad Bunny 🤩
I miss generative ai from 15 years ago when it was terrible and trained on way too small data sets and did things like create paint colour names like "Plarp"
I believe plarp was a mauve
I believe plarp was a mauve
February 2, 2026 at 3:10 AM
I miss generative ai from 15 years ago when it was terrible and trained on way too small data sets and did things like create paint colour names like "Plarp"
I believe plarp was a mauve
I believe plarp was a mauve
Needs more yelling
First trailer for Darren Aranofsky's new AI animated series 'On This Day... 1776'
• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War
• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind
• Has SAG voice actors
• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War
• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind
• Has SAG voice actors
January 31, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Needs more yelling
Almost missed my dentist appointment because I put it in my calendar as "my doctor monster's appointment with doctor monster"
a cartoon character holding a box of paper clips and the caption that was annoying
Alt: a cartoon character holding a box of paper clips and the caption that was annoying
media.tenor.com
January 31, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Almost missed my dentist appointment because I put it in my calendar as "my doctor monster's appointment with doctor monster"
Wholesome and devastating is a perfect joke recipe
January 30, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Wholesome and devastating is a perfect joke recipe
YouTube recommended my own dragon age meme video to me and I watched it and you know what it was exactly what I needed ty youtube
January 30, 2026 at 5:19 AM
YouTube recommended my own dragon age meme video to me and I watched it and you know what it was exactly what I needed ty youtube
Oh GOD it's the two weeks before Valentine's Day, THAT'S why all the ads are so annoying
January 30, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Oh GOD it's the two weeks before Valentine's Day, THAT'S why all the ads are so annoying
Good morning brawlers
open.spotify.com/track/649Zk1...
open.spotify.com/track/649Zk1...
Tear The Facists Down
open.spotify.com
January 29, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Good morning brawlers
open.spotify.com/track/649Zk1...
open.spotify.com/track/649Zk1...
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I’m going to be real with you Caitlin - it doesn’t sound like you’re actually a tech-savvy zillennial
January 29, 2026 at 1:39 AM
I’m going to be real with you Caitlin - it doesn’t sound like you’re actually a tech-savvy zillennial
Office jobs are all doing SO much work and getting nothing done
January 28, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Office jobs are all doing SO much work and getting nothing done
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DA ETERNAL STUGGLE - dashare.zone ADMIN
January 28, 2026 at 12:50 AM
DA ETERNAL STUGGLE - dashare.zone ADMIN