The Irate Gatsby
@stevespla.bsky.social
"I'd like to be a hairdresser...or two. I'd like to be two hairdressers." - Barry Wom
It's been a good year. Pick a dummy. Its on me.
December 1, 2025 at 6:47 AM
It's been a good year. Pick a dummy. Its on me.
Can't wait to see what news eventually surfaces about this guy's penis, cuz you know something's gotta be very wrong down there.
December 1, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Can't wait to see what news eventually surfaces about this guy's penis, cuz you know something's gotta be very wrong down there.
Happy cyber Monday! I got Tonygotchis for everyone!
December 1, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Happy cyber Monday! I got Tonygotchis for everyone!
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Finally enough snow to break out the squirrel picnic table!
November 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Finally enough snow to break out the squirrel picnic table!
Jared from Subway: Hey I love your work too.
Debra Lea: OH MY GOD!!! THIS DAY JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Debra Lea: OH MY GOD!!! THIS DAY JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Jared from Subway: Hey I love your work too.
Debra Lea: OH MY GOD!!! THIS DAY JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Debra Lea: OH MY GOD!!! THIS DAY JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Finally, a fandom wiki w/ a comprehensive manure entry. No more will its sacred lore be locked away from the public in esoteric archives
November 30, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Finally, a fandom wiki w/ a comprehensive manure entry. No more will its sacred lore be locked away from the public in esoteric archives
Man I'm on a run today! You people have no idea how blessed you are to have me!
November 30, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Man I'm on a run today! You people have no idea how blessed you are to have me!
Go into the light peepaw. America is great now. You can rest.
November 30, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Go into the light peepaw. America is great now. You can rest.
Me when my number is finally called at the bakery
November 30, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Me when my number is finally called at the bakery
"Now yous can't leave."
November 30, 2025 at 12:49 AM
"Now yous can't leave."
Tired: Peeeup! Peeeup!
Wired: Cheba! Cheba!
Wired: Cheba! Cheba!
November 29, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Tired: Peeeup! Peeeup!
Wired: Cheba! Cheba!
Wired: Cheba! Cheba!
Low brain activity for a human. High brain activity for a Kardashian.
November 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Low brain activity for a human. High brain activity for a Kardashian.
Dude is going to be wearing his underwear on the outside of his clothes by 2028, but sure. Sounds like a plan.
November 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Dude is going to be wearing his underwear on the outside of his clothes by 2028, but sure. Sounds like a plan.
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The Santa Clause is the most SINISTER Christmas classic! Phelan and I talked all about it here, please share!
youtu.be/cxuWdmLxso0
youtu.be/cxuWdmLxso0
November 28, 2025 at 12:02 PM
The Santa Clause is the most SINISTER Christmas classic! Phelan and I talked all about it here, please share!
youtu.be/cxuWdmLxso0
youtu.be/cxuWdmLxso0
The little man that lives in my freezer (I have to wait till he's asleep to sneak an Eggo)
November 29, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The little man that lives in my freezer (I have to wait till he's asleep to sneak an Eggo)
"Aw that's sweet"
or
"Straight to jail"?
or
"Straight to jail"?
November 28, 2025 at 11:58 PM
"Aw that's sweet"
or
"Straight to jail"?
or
"Straight to jail"?
Trump can make all the big threats he wants. All he's doing is giving us a sneak preview of his next colossal fuck-up.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/28/p...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/28/p...
Trump pushes long-running attack on Biden autopen use, claiming he’s ‘cancelling’ actions signed with it | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump on Friday continued his effort to delegitimize actions taken during Joe Biden’s presidency, claiming in a social media post that he is “cancelling all executive orders, and anyt...
www.cnn.com
November 28, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Trump can make all the big threats he wants. All he's doing is giving us a sneak preview of his next colossal fuck-up.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/28/p...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/28/p...
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In the spirit of old Mad Magazine, please allow me to say this: today is Blecch Friday
November 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
In the spirit of old Mad Magazine, please allow me to say this: today is Blecch Friday
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someday a real Black Friday will come and wash all the scum off the streets
November 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
someday a real Black Friday will come and wash all the scum off the streets
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typical trump pardon, the turkey has already been arrested again for threatening his ex-wife with an axe and soliciting sex at a chicken farm. p-turkey-pardon-biden-ukraine-2025.html
Trump pardons Thanksgiving turkeys, blasts Biden and says Ukraine peace deal is ‘very close’
Thanksgiving turkey prices have climbed this year, the first of President Donald Trump's second term in the White House.
www.cnbc.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
typical trump pardon, the turkey has already been arrested again for threatening his ex-wife with an axe and soliciting sex at a chicken farm. p-turkey-pardon-biden-ukraine-2025.html
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
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My niece is drawing everyone's picture, one by one revealing our deepest insecurities like a she's in a Stephen King book
November 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
My niece is drawing everyone's picture, one by one revealing our deepest insecurities like a she's in a Stephen King book