The Irate Gatsby
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"I'd like to be a hairdresser...or two. I'd like to be two hairdressers." - Barry Wom
Understood. Carry on.
February 5, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Understood. Carry on.
When youre over 40 and you get up too quickly
February 5, 2026 at 10:03 PM
When youre over 40 and you get up too quickly
Can someone really survive a nuclear blast by hiding in a refrigerator? Who cares. What I really want to know is why did the bomb dummy family have a full stocked fridge?
February 5, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Can someone really survive a nuclear blast by hiding in a refrigerator? Who cares. What I really want to know is why did the bomb dummy family have a full stocked fridge?
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Incredible stuff happening at Spencer’s Gifts
February 5, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Incredible stuff happening at Spencer’s Gifts
"I have come here to nosh on knishes and kick tuchus!!! And fortunately I brought enough knishes for everyone."
February 5, 2026 at 5:48 AM
"I have come here to nosh on knishes and kick tuchus!!! And fortunately I brought enough knishes for everyone."
Movie billionaires: become superheroes, open dinosaur amusement parks, create high-tech gadgets and robots.
Real billionaires: just rape little kids basically
Real billionaires: just rape little kids basically
February 5, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Movie billionaires: become superheroes, open dinosaur amusement parks, create high-tech gadgets and robots.
Real billionaires: just rape little kids basically
Real billionaires: just rape little kids basically
And a more entitled-looking swan you'll never see. look at him! Like he's owed this!
February 5, 2026 at 5:19 AM
And a more entitled-looking swan you'll never see. look at him! Like he's owed this!
In the heat of Operation Desert Storm Bart Simpson became America's Captain Ahab. The eye of our rage. The Bartman isn't proud of the things he did on those T-shirts, but they had to be done.
February 4, 2026 at 10:48 PM
In the heat of Operation Desert Storm Bart Simpson became America's Captain Ahab. The eye of our rage. The Bartman isn't proud of the things he did on those T-shirts, but they had to be done.
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U-Haul Unveils Live-In Trucks To Sleep In While You Sort Some Shit Out https://theonion.com/u-haul-unveils-live-in-trucks-to-sleep-in-while-you-sort-some-shit-out/
February 4, 2026 at 8:30 PM
U-Haul Unveils Live-In Trucks To Sleep In While You Sort Some Shit Out https://theonion.com/u-haul-unveils-live-in-trucks-to-sleep-in-while-you-sort-some-shit-out/
Uh, I'm not a doctor but I'm pretty sure that guy is already dead
February 4, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Uh, I'm not a doctor but I'm pretty sure that guy is already dead
Great picture choice
February 4, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Great picture choice
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Christ. The cast of Beatlemania did a better job 40-something years ago.
February 3, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Christ. The cast of Beatlemania did a better job 40-something years ago.
Happy 44th birthday Ms. Pac-Man. You painted whore of video Babylon!
February 3, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Happy 44th birthday Ms. Pac-Man. You painted whore of video Babylon!
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It's important to understand what Trump is trying to plot. https://robertreich.substack.com/p/could-trump-really-take-over-the
February 3, 2026 at 9:16 PM
It's important to understand what Trump is trying to plot. https://robertreich.substack.com/p/could-trump-really-take-over-the
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It’s above 30 degrees hellyeah. I’m listening to Fleetwood Mac and sunning my perineum
February 3, 2026 at 6:47 PM
It’s above 30 degrees hellyeah. I’m listening to Fleetwood Mac and sunning my perineum
What if I showed up wearing my Humpty Bart shirt I've had since 1991? (it's a collector's item)
February 3, 2026 at 7:04 PM
What if I showed up wearing my Humpty Bart shirt I've had since 1991? (it's a collector's item)
Damn. It must chill a Republican's heart to be put in a position where they have to argue that they *don't* want homeless people to die.
February 3, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Damn. It must chill a Republican's heart to be put in a position where they have to argue that they *don't* want homeless people to die.
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If nothing else, the Epstein files prove that people who email too much are dangerous sociopaths.
February 3, 2026 at 4:55 PM
If nothing else, the Epstein files prove that people who email too much are dangerous sociopaths.
They really came through for him in the clutch, didn't they?
February 3, 2026 at 6:27 AM
They really came through for him in the clutch, didn't they?
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I hate to ruin everyone's Groundhogs Day, but on Epstein Island Punxsutawney Phil was known as "Punks-a-plenty Phil."
February 2, 2026 at 10:58 PM
I hate to ruin everyone's Groundhogs Day, but on Epstein Island Punxsutawney Phil was known as "Punks-a-plenty Phil."
They need to bring this back. It would make a killing now.
February 2, 2026 at 7:23 PM
They need to bring this back. It would make a killing now.
Still no Grammy for this banger
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEUj...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEUj...
Morton Downey jr ~ Hey Mr Dealer
YouTube video by The Patriot
www.youtube.com
February 2, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Still no Grammy for this banger
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEUj...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEUj...