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Stewie C. Sans
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A muse in his own mind.
Making it up as he goes along.
March 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
March 13, 2025 at 5:07 AM
February 6, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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Democratic lawmakers need to understand something:

Imagine your house is on fire. Fire truck shows up. Firefighters get out. They look at the fire, then at you, and say: "Such a fire is a grave threat. This house will not sustain."

And just stand there.

This is how many of you are coming across.
February 1, 2025 at 12:34 AM
January 30, 2025 at 4:22 PM
*ding ding ding*
This is EXACTLY why the media helped as much as they could to get him elected.

They WANT the chaos.

And as people die of starvation and disease, they get paid to report on THAT, TOO.

They give zero shits about Americans. Only ratings.
January 29, 2025 at 2:01 AM
And isn’t on the take from Wall Street. That’s why Pelosi, Schumer, and the other pansy pussies (sorry not sorry) have nailed themselves to the floor and try to keep the AOCs and Bernies marginalized.

The D party would rather roll over and submit, long as their checks cash.
AOC is a regular person who got into politics for the right reasons. That kind of authenticity resonates broadly. It’s why she did so well with Trump voters in her own district. Pat Ryan, Angie Craig, MGP, and many others have a similar appeal. We need more of that, not less.
Just hit me why AOC is so good and brilliant at being the adult in the room with all the trashy losers making terrible choices around her. She used to be a bartender.
January 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
January 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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“The Democrats didn’t do enough on Gaza, so I withheld my vote to make a statement.”

“Well, Trump won and now he’s gonna destroy Gaza.”

“Yep. We’re paying the price for the Democrats’ incompetence.”

“‘We?’ The Gazans are paying the price, not us”

Pause.

“I needed to make a statement.”
January 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Hey pro-Pals, good job defeating “genocide Joe” — I know you’re enjoying that victory lap…..
NEW: Trump tells reporters he wants to "just clean out" Gaza and relocate Palestinians to Egypt and Jordan
January 26, 2025 at 5:25 AM
January 26, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Perhaps they're right. Maybe Christianity® has at last outsourced their Savior to you-know-who. Sure seems like it. :-/
Hi, I’m God.

People who support the antichrist Donold the Bible Salesman have no place calling Bishop Budde a ‘heretic.’

They’re the heretics.

Regards,

God
January 24, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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The current and all of the former presidents gather to honor President Carter.
January 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
December 17, 2024 at 3:09 AM
Soon to be collectively known as: Pravda 2.0
Clawing their way to be named state TV.
December 15, 2024 at 2:05 AM
The truth kinda stings.
Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer is on tonight.

The classic tale of when people treat you like shit until they find out you can do something for them.

🦌🦌🦌
December 7, 2024 at 6:11 AM
😂
December 5, 2024 at 8:53 PM
Yup.......
The news media is so broken.
December 4, 2024 at 3:44 AM
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I'm reading that Mark Zuckerberg is genuinely spooked by the rapid growth of Bluesky. Sounds pretty good.
November 28, 2024 at 2:08 AM
Play stupid games…..
November 18, 2024 at 6:47 AM