Literally me rn

Well, shit. We had a good run, I guess

I thought I was depressed, but a chicken curry later and it turns out I was just hungry

if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.

I truly hate how right Sarah Kendzior has been about so much during this whole shit show

trying to get dumber

I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but I bought a book on Thursday and finished reading it by Saturday. It was super short but still. Where do I collect my prize??!

Basically the meme

It will be 2016 every day until we die

so we moved to bluesky

I can’t & won’t tell anyone what to do, but I’ll gently suggest if you’re already feverishly tracking everything this incoming administration does & says & every piece of lobotomized court intrigue you’ll lose your mind right about when you need it most. Go paint some model figurines or something.

I really and truly don’t have another pandemic in me y’all

Unfuckingbelievable that this is where we are as a society

www.wired.com/story/the-wi...

Each new Trump Cabinet announcement is the Grand Opening of a new circle of Hell

I saw someone I follow move all their old tweets over and was curious. I used Blueark. It’s a Brazilian site, it’s cheap and pretty fast

Bringing back this banger since it’s relevant again bc I guess we didn’t hate it enough the first go around

there has to be a better way than sounding an alarm every single time a deranged trump-related story drops. it's unhealthy and unsustainable. we need to find a way to stay informed without spiking cortisol and without losing sight of the bigger picture. i'm just...not sure how.

Librarians moving dystopian novels to the nonfiction shelves.

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The horrors persist, but so do I