You can tell that LotR was written by an academic because Gandalf disappears for like 20 years doing research to answer a single question.

One of the worst things about being in your 40s is seeing the media constantly refer to 34 year old footballers with a sense of hushed awe that these ancient, decrepit old men are still able to run and kick a ball.

Carol of the Bells ("Shchedryk") from Ukrainian Defenders at Sofiivska Square, in the heart of Kyiv.

Merry Christmas, friends!

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Oh 'eck. It's only Xmas eve and I've already hit Stage 4.

Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”

Wishing you all a very Happy Christmas, however you’re gonna spend it.

Oh dear

If we can't kill foxes, we'll kill our dogs.

Your move.

No serious person has ever been named Jasper.

Pub goers and staff of the UK: hold fast my friends and truehearted loves- there's only 10 calendar days before all these tourists fuck off and make gym goers lives a misery instead! Keep the faith!

No to billionaires
Yes to humanity

#wealthtax