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@strongbrush1.bsky.social

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Writer, singer, guitarist, actor. Someday I'm gonna be famous. And together, we can make that happen! He/Him, Autistic, Bisexual, Badass. Profile pic by @waggtoon.bsky.social

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Strongbrush @strongbrush1.bsky.social · Sep 14

I drew this a while back. Figured I'd post it in light of recent events.

Cartoon depicting a large Black Book, with a cover reading "Manufactured Panic and How To Use It Against Black People ("Black People" is crossed out) Gay People ("Gay People" is crossed out) Trans People".

Underneath the book is a caption saying: "The targets change, but the bigot never does."

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Strongbrush @strongbrush1.bsky.social · 2d

This looks like the foundation for a very nice block list.

Strongbrush @strongbrush1.bsky.social · 3d

He has a social media team that does good work, that's how.

Strongbrush @strongbrush1.bsky.social · 3d

I don't care what circumstances or reasoning led to the outcome.

If you have a NAZI SYMBOL tattooed on your chest, it means you cannot be trusted to make your own decisions, much less make decisions for other people.

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Strongbrush @strongbrush1.bsky.social · 3d

Will't please you eat? Will't please your highness feed?

Strongbrush @strongbrush1.bsky.social · 3d

The modern tech industry seems to have forgotten that oldest and most important lesson of engineering:

"If it ain't broke, don't fix it."

Strongbrush @strongbrush1.bsky.social · 4d

Donald Trump kills everything he touches.

Strongbrush @strongbrush1.bsky.social · 5d

"There will be no proof if we destroy all the evidence"

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Strongbrush @strongbrush1.bsky.social · 6d

"Here is Sub-Zero! Now: PLAIN ZERO!"

Strongbrush @strongbrush1.bsky.social · 7d

He's on a blocklist I follow already, so...

Strongbrush @strongbrush1.bsky.social · 9d

Man... why couldn't it have been Gene?

Strongbrush @strongbrush1.bsky.social · 12d

Is this one of those magic eye things? I'm not good at those.

Strongbrush @strongbrush1.bsky.social · 13d

He's not making it to heaven and he knows it.

He's not even making it to the end of this term.

Strongbrush @strongbrush1.bsky.social · 14d

Forgive me for being skeptical that any Republican member of congress has suddenly decided to grow a conscience.

Strongbrush @strongbrush1.bsky.social · 16d

A panel of "Calvin and Hobbes". Calvin speaks to the audience:

"THE LAW IS ON THE BOOKS, BUT IT WOULD TAKE ALL THEIR RESOURCES TO ENFORCE IT."

Strongbrush @strongbrush1.bsky.social · 17d

Monty Python and the Holy Grail was reportedly one of Elvis Presley's favorite movies.

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Strongbrush @strongbrush1.bsky.social · 17d

Newsom isn't a leader, he's a clown.

Strongbrush @strongbrush1.bsky.social · 20d

Donnie Two-Times, Two-Times has devolved into Donnie Three-times, Three-times, Three-times.

Strongbrush @strongbrush1.bsky.social · 21d

TALENT IS NOT A TRADABLE RESOURCE.
TALENT IS NOT A HOARD-ABLE RESOURCE.
TALENT IS NOT A STEALABLE RESOURCE.

YOU CANNOT BUY OR SELL TALENT.

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Strongbrush @strongbrush1.bsky.social · 22d

Sex, sex sex, is all these people ever hink about.

Strongbrush @strongbrush1.bsky.social · 22d

Block the Police.

Strongbrush @strongbrush1.bsky.social · 24d

Some men would rather start a race war than admit to a therapist that they're sad and angry because they can't get laid.

Strongbrush @strongbrush1.bsky.social · 24d

Taking a page out of the Jeb Bush playbook, are we Donnie?

a man with his arms outstretched is surrounded by flames

Alt: A .gif of former Florida Republican governor Jeb Bush, with him arms outstretched in chaotic reverence, surrounded on all sides by rising flames.

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Strongbrush @strongbrush1.bsky.social · 24d

Error 482: Someone shot the server with a 12-gage. Please contact your administrator.

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Strongbrush @strongbrush1.bsky.social · 24d

Jimmy Fallon has never once proven to me that he is anything other than dickless.

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Strongbrush @strongbrush1.bsky.social · 25d

Ted said the quiet part loud again.