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Ian Fletcher
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Cataclysm engineer. In Scotland. From Norn Iron.
Teenagers on WhatsApp have a better sense of "you absolutely don't write this shit down".
November 13, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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there is one (1) pre-modern English cathedral with actual legit foundations and it is St Alban’s

in case you’re wondering.
Ely is built on a hill of mud in a plain of mud. When they wanted to stabilise it to build bigger, they basically reinforced the hill with a sunken wicker fence made of oak trees. The attitude now is "it seems to be working, don't poke it." So far so good.
November 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Fortunately the structure is extremely robust.
November 12, 2025 at 7:44 PM
BBC should go absolutely and totally feral towards Trump. The bastard is going to sue anyway. Print and broadcast everything. Have the 9 o'clock news become "how do you like this impartiality, motherfucker".

And now is the time.
November 12, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Name a more iconic warhammer duo?
November 11, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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A radio programme like the Shipping Forecast but it’s called Bin Day and it just reads out every single council in the country’s bin schedule
November 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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September 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Good morning Bluesky !
November 10, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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I was bad about taking Pictures this year at #holyhavoc but I did make sure to document the glory of "Khaine Pop Demon Hunters."
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#ageofsigmar #warhammer #minipainting #warcry #kruleboyz #tabletop #paintingminis #paintingwarhammer #paintingminiatures […]

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November 9, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Wait, isn't that the guy from Lazy Town?
Musk followed up with a second video of the woman, but this time he injected a new prompt: "Add a sexy vampire boyfriend with big teeth, pointy elf ears and a big mustache."

(Just to be clear, I'm not joking, this is a real thing he tweeted.)
November 8, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Dear god it's even uglier in real life
November 6, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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A Map Of Britain After The 2029 Technology Crash, by me and my dad.
November 5, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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the fuck did i just see when i was walking my dog?
November 4, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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[a voice like boiled ham being sucked through a balloon animal]: skibidi toilet, my fellow rizzlers
November 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Fuuuuuck me. Mental. Absolutely mental. It'll be something to behold.
A former adviser to Keir Starmer and Tony Blair has urged the Prime Minister to reinvent himself as a 'social media star', warning that his cautious communication style is leaving voters cold
Keir Starmer told to ‘be a social media star’ in bid to win back voters
www.thenational.scot
November 4, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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oh i can't wait, this is gonna be god tier content

not in the way they hope, but still incredible
A former adviser to Keir Starmer and Tony Blair has urged the Prime Minister to reinvent himself as a 'social media star', warning that his cautious communication style is leaving voters cold
Keir Starmer told to ‘be a social media star’ in bid to win back voters
www.thenational.scot
November 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Looking forward to the two *Oscar-winning* leads reprising their roles
November 4, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Happy Godzilla Day
#godzilla #gojira
November 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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nope
According to Waitrose, the big dish this Christmas will be the disgusting meat trifle that Rachel makes by accident in Friends.
November 1, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I am the waaagh
November 1, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Mini of the month - terrain-ing day

Entry 10 by @owolf.bsky.social

The Swamp: Bachelor Officers Quarters No. 6

#Nerdlings #MiniOfTheMonth
November 1, 2025 at 2:51 PM
This is @brainmage.bsky.social 's rule, isn't it?
My perhaps controversial assessment is that when you share the propaganda of your enemies to call it out or to mock it… you’re still spreading their propaganda and maybe doing exactly what they hope you’ll do.
November 1, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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What’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done? I don’t mean “cheating on your partner” stupid, I mean stupid stupid. Like, once, I had this bubble bath which smelled absolutely delicious, so I took a big glug of it. That kind of stupid. (It did not taste delicious.)
October 31, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Because everyone needs a toilet in front of a massive window with no frosted glass or curtains
15 million Americans are going to lose their health care.
October 31, 2025 at 11:51 PM