stupid magic motherfucker
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come on, hank.
all of these doom record labels need to hire fucking medievalists to make their social media presences ultra.
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January 2, 2026 at 8:21 PM
all of these doom record labels need to hire fucking medievalists to make their social media presences ultra.
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me after genuinely asking myself if things might be better if i kms: hmm. maybe i should text a friend
my group chat: hey you sound down!! come visit us we love and miss you
me: ... :]
my group chat: hey you sound down!! come visit us we love and miss you
me: ... :]
January 2, 2026 at 12:31 AM
me after genuinely asking myself if things might be better if i kms: hmm. maybe i should text a friend
my group chat: hey you sound down!! come visit us we love and miss you
me: ... :]
my group chat: hey you sound down!! come visit us we love and miss you
me: ... :]
i wish there were fewer thinkpieces about how Republicans are, speculatively, fascists and more direct identification of them as obvious fascists in every salient news outlet
January 1, 2026 at 6:51 PM
i wish there were fewer thinkpieces about how Republicans are, speculatively, fascists and more direct identification of them as obvious fascists in every salient news outlet
when i was a very online, nerdy teenager, my best internet friend was a Mennonite girl who loved video games, Asian ball-jointed dolls, outkast, and Gary Busey. my parents were convinced that my online friendships were incredibly dangerous and unhealthy
January 1, 2026 at 12:39 AM
when i was a very online, nerdy teenager, my best internet friend was a Mennonite girl who loved video games, Asian ball-jointed dolls, outkast, and Gary Busey. my parents were convinced that my online friendships were incredibly dangerous and unhealthy
the holidays do not feel like holidays. they simply feel like days on which i am not at work and have waves of anxiety about having to return to work.
January 1, 2026 at 12:37 AM
the holidays do not feel like holidays. they simply feel like days on which i am not at work and have waves of anxiety about having to return to work.
the internet tells me that i need to be thin but my Midwestern Wound tells me that i must be strong enough to whip some ass
December 30, 2025 at 4:46 AM
the internet tells me that i need to be thin but my Midwestern Wound tells me that i must be strong enough to whip some ass
anyway here's a little guy in my parents' yard
December 30, 2025 at 4:37 AM
anyway here's a little guy in my parents' yard
ranting about how the imperfections of handiwork are what make art beautiful and compelling, as usual, but now with a chorus of "hell yeahs" from every creative person I've ever met following
December 30, 2025 at 4:36 AM
ranting about how the imperfections of handiwork are what make art beautiful and compelling, as usual, but now with a chorus of "hell yeahs" from every creative person I've ever met following
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So, is he dead yet? I asked Santa for ONE thing.
December 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
So, is he dead yet? I asked Santa for ONE thing.
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This is perfect. The DOJ's embarrassing snafu with disappearing redactions was the fault of Elon Musk. Musk cancelled government subscriptions to Adobe programs that would have made the redactions permanent. What a pack of fools.
December 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
This is perfect. The DOJ's embarrassing snafu with disappearing redactions was the fault of Elon Musk. Musk cancelled government subscriptions to Adobe programs that would have made the redactions permanent. What a pack of fools.
i hope a shitty right-wing republican passes from this world into the fiery pits of hell on thursday
December 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
i hope a shitty right-wing republican passes from this world into the fiery pits of hell on thursday
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Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
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periodically I'll see a backlash that goes a little too far or seems kinda unfair. i never say anything because i think we need to be kinda unhinged and zealous in our response to this shit. I'd take an honest-to-God crusade against this stuff over letting it proliferate.
December 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
periodically I'll see a backlash that goes a little too far or seems kinda unfair. i never say anything because i think we need to be kinda unhinged and zealous in our response to this shit. I'd take an honest-to-God crusade against this stuff over letting it proliferate.
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i know where someone can saw a beam to improve this country immeasurably
Time is owned by Marc Benioff, the CEO of Salesforce, which is currently trying to sell its AI tool to ICE in order to triple their recruitment. just a thing I think about sometimes while I’m at work, implementing his product for nonprofits.
Time Magazine puts the "architects of AI" on its Person of the Year cover time.com/7339685/pers...
December 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
i know where someone can saw a beam to improve this country immeasurably
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this is all very true, as is the fact that Lowtax was roughly 100x more responsible and concerned with the impact of his platform on society and the world than any social media CEO
Genuinely not unreasonable to say that Lowtax sucked so bad he fucked up the entire planet, and that most of the problems with the internet can be laid at the door of Something Awful
December 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
this is all very true, as is the fact that Lowtax was roughly 100x more responsible and concerned with the impact of his platform on society and the world than any social media CEO
interviewed for a job that I'd totally whip ass at and, upon advancing to the second round, the committee whipped out a bunch of AI shit that wasn't in the job description. i definitely wouldn't have applied if it had been and I'm so sick of this job market, the AI push, and, frankly, lazy idiots
December 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
interviewed for a job that I'd totally whip ass at and, upon advancing to the second round, the committee whipped out a bunch of AI shit that wasn't in the job description. i definitely wouldn't have applied if it had been and I'm so sick of this job market, the AI push, and, frankly, lazy idiots
overwhelming sentimentality hours
December 5, 2025 at 3:38 PM
overwhelming sentimentality hours
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The mouse that my coworker tried to murder has been rescued. It's currently eating some peanut butter off of a cracker. We will release it into the wild when Christ returns.
December 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
The mouse that my coworker tried to murder has been rescued. It's currently eating some peanut butter off of a cracker. We will release it into the wild when Christ returns.
i'm not willing to share my workout with others because it's fucking bonkers and if a normal person did it, they'd be hella jacked. unfortunately, i do it while also eating massive amounts of gluten-free, non-dairy sweets and just look like a marshmallow woman-thingy
November 19, 2025 at 2:05 AM
i'm not willing to share my workout with others because it's fucking bonkers and if a normal person did it, they'd be hella jacked. unfortunately, i do it while also eating massive amounts of gluten-free, non-dairy sweets and just look like a marshmallow woman-thingy
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Things I think about:
Getting smashed by a boulder
Getting exploded by a claymore
Getting shot out of a cannon
Huge brick falling on my skull
Getting smashed by a boulder
Getting exploded by a claymore
Getting shot out of a cannon
Huge brick falling on my skull
November 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Things I think about:
Getting smashed by a boulder
Getting exploded by a claymore
Getting shot out of a cannon
Huge brick falling on my skull
Getting smashed by a boulder
Getting exploded by a claymore
Getting shot out of a cannon
Huge brick falling on my skull
is the internet even worth it any more
November 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
is the internet even worth it any more
my boyfriend does everything in the world for us and i'm just some lump
November 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
my boyfriend does everything in the world for us and i'm just some lump
there are no wolves inside of me. only esoteric compulsions transferred from great medieval mystics.
November 17, 2025 at 4:01 AM
there are no wolves inside of me. only esoteric compulsions transferred from great medieval mystics.
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honestly prior to today i would've picked Nixon / Reagan as the Presidential pair most likely to have blown each other
November 14, 2025 at 8:50 PM
honestly prior to today i would've picked Nixon / Reagan as the Presidential pair most likely to have blown each other