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scoundrel woman. frier of small fish.
Pinned
to all jims, jimmies, jamies, jameses, and jaimes: you know what you did
might need to learn how to say sign my tits in japanese
December 23, 2025 at 5:10 AM
might need to learn how to say sign my tits in japanese
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Me finishing a bunch of garden tools: it's over for you hoes
December 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Me finishing a bunch of garden tools: it's over for you hoes
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a 40 hour workweek is an opportunity for 80 hours of audiobook
December 21, 2025 at 3:19 AM
a 40 hour workweek is an opportunity for 80 hours of audiobook
the french language is a caustic assault on the senses and its escape of containment in its traditional range is a tragedy of global proportions
December 20, 2025 at 4:40 AM
the french language is a caustic assault on the senses and its escape of containment in its traditional range is a tragedy of global proportions
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"Yesterday's soup is tonight's dinner" - A folk saying
December 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
"Yesterday's soup is tonight's dinner" - A folk saying
i'm softer than i remembered
December 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
i'm softer than i remembered
i hear the laughter in the other room
December 18, 2025 at 9:30 PM
i hear the laughter in the other room
the purpose of government offices is to make you feel inhumane, disposable, and violated.
December 17, 2025 at 8:35 PM
the purpose of government offices is to make you feel inhumane, disposable, and violated.
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Roller skates? No thanks, I'll stick to my sensible shoes with vibram soles 👍
December 17, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Roller skates? No thanks, I'll stick to my sensible shoes with vibram soles 👍
theeeeere was never a fool like my doggyy...... like the one they call doggy guitar..........
December 16, 2025 at 11:23 PM
theeeeere was never a fool like my doggyy...... like the one they call doggy guitar..........
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sweet or sour sauce
December 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
sweet or sour sauce
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Drinking at the pub is the "bees knees"
December 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Drinking at the pub is the "bees knees"
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There's so many folk that don't know that drinking at the pub is cracking. I can help you understand. Let me help you understand the meaning of conviviality
December 13, 2025 at 10:46 PM
There's so many folk that don't know that drinking at the pub is cracking. I can help you understand. Let me help you understand the meaning of conviviality
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I cordially invite you to The Pub
December 13, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I cordially invite you to The Pub
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I can help you integrate into the pub. I want to help you feel that you belong. Conviviality is your birthright - you belong
December 13, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I can help you integrate into the pub. I want to help you feel that you belong. Conviviality is your birthright - you belong
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One more beer will allow me to actualise into a perfect heart treasure being
December 13, 2025 at 10:53 PM
One more beer will allow me to actualise into a perfect heart treasure being
just found out this guy is trans and just really unclockable, which is even funnier
my cis gay guy boss told me i look "even more like a woman" today
December 13, 2025 at 1:09 AM
just found out this guy is trans and just really unclockable, which is even funnier
i'm so in love
December 11, 2025 at 11:05 AM
i'm so in love
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So you say you're glad that he's frozen in there and we're out here. And that he's the sheriff. And that you're frozen out here. And you're in there. But oh, you just remembered - you're out here.
But what I really wanna know is... where's the caveman?
But what I really wanna know is... where's the caveman?
December 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
So you say you're glad that he's frozen in there and we're out here. And that he's the sheriff. And that you're frozen out here. And you're in there. But oh, you just remembered - you're out here.
But what I really wanna know is... where's the caveman?
But what I really wanna know is... where's the caveman?
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telling guys in seahawks apparel “Go birds!” so earnestly that they begrudgingly say it back
December 8, 2025 at 5:13 AM
telling guys in seahawks apparel “Go birds!” so earnestly that they begrudgingly say it back
bro get in we're going to miss the premiere of marley and me 2: 2 me 2 marl
December 7, 2025 at 11:14 PM
bro get in we're going to miss the premiere of marley and me 2: 2 me 2 marl
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[Proverb] The smart dandelion gets blown
October 19, 2025 at 1:35 AM
[Proverb] The smart dandelion gets blown
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at the end of the day i lay down my head and i know my heart is protected by the strongest woman i know
November 1, 2025 at 10:48 AM
at the end of the day i lay down my head and i know my heart is protected by the strongest woman i know
the longer i am alive the more i am convinced the therapists are driving people crazy on purpose
December 4, 2025 at 10:20 AM
the longer i am alive the more i am convinced the therapists are driving people crazy on purpose
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I LOVE YOU! YOU DON'T DIE YET!
December 2, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I LOVE YOU! YOU DON'T DIE YET!