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How it feels when you know who The Blue Morpho really is but you can't reveal it yet ✌🏻

#GoTeamVenture #VentureBros
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August 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Pete Hegseth Vomits Out Of Tank Hatch — theonion.com/pete-hegseth...
Pete Hegseth Vomits Out Of Tank Hatch
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June 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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May 4, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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June 14, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I almost never use social media for anything anymore but I will log on to spread this message.

Fuck hate.
Jonathan Joss--voice actor of John Redcorn from King of the Hill, and Ken Hotate from Parks and Rec--was killed in a homophobic hate crime today.

I'm so angry.
June 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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White people are super mouthy for a people who can be killed by spicy food and five minutes in the sun.
May 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop
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March 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Updated explainer diagram version!

Still can't get over the structures we see in this lens. Physics allows us to see around corners!

Someone said to me last night that this looks like a half-cut avocado, and now I cannot unsee it! 🥑

📸 ESA/Webb, NASA & CSA, G. Mahler & Planetary Society

🔭🧪
March 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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oh wow! Congrats! 👏👏👏

CHIME is an FRB beast, and localization is a game changer!

#RadioAstronomy ☄️
The dawn of a new era: the very first sub-arcsecond localization of a fast radio burst using the CHIME telescope and its outriggers. 


Congratulations to the amazing group of students and postdocs who have led this incredible achievement over the past frenetic 11 days!
March 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Or in plain English: our telescope, which spans the continent, has pinpointed a flash that's 130 million light years away and that lasted for less than a millisecond, to a precision better than the size of a guitar pick viewed from 60 km away. 🤯
March 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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"Pikachu running from the police with protestors in Turkey" ok surely not lets just press play and oh no ok
March 27, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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[Gavin Newsom going on Mark Maron]

Maron: if you could go back in time to meet any historical figure, who would it be?

Newsom: Hitler

Maron: how would you do it? Gun? Knife?

Newsom: huh?
March 12, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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"Abortion was made legal underwater nearly 50 years ago in Salmon Roe v. Wave, yet there is still a stigma attached to what is no more serious a procedure than allowing a goby fish to clean the parasites from my gills."
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If Females Could Get Pregnant, There’d Be An Abortion Clinic On Every Coral
Despite the tide of aquatic opinion flowing in favor of reproductive rights for all, marine society still gives male seahorses very little say over what happens to their own bodies. Instead, we are treated as passive baby-making machines. Meanwhile, if it were the female seahorses who could get pregnant, there’d probably be an abortion clinic […]
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March 8, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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How it's going
February 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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February 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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I did a quick color conversion to make these more ink-friendly to print and will be printing and posting them around.

Thank you for all you do and keep on fighting!
February 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too.

EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them.

Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)
February 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
My attitude every time I see an incoming phone call
February 11, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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We also thought Nigel Farage was a complete fanny decades ago.

Scottish Independence please.
February 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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🚨NEW KYR WORKSHOPS 🚨
February 10, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Now that I'm pretty sure no one cares about what I say, I want to talk about how pissed off I am that s
Scavengers Reign doesn't get a second season.

THAT WAS A GOD DAMN AWESOME SHOW, AND EVERYONE OF THOSE CHARACTERS DESERVES MORE SCREEN TIME.
February 7, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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When I was a kid, my signature was very neat and legible. Now I just say my name in my head while scrawling the pen randomly across the page.
January 31, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Developing reports from Ben Goldey on Twitter: American Airlines Flight 5342 from Wichita, Kansas inbound to DCA collided midair with a D.C. Police helicopter on approach.
January 30, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I have sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much to talk about in therapy tomorrow
January 29, 2025 at 3:12 AM