Summer Sandiego
@summerasana.bsky.social
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Professional astrologer, former lawyer, and all-around pretty normal person. Book a reading with me at postsaturnastrology.com
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summerasana.bsky.social
Well, we can roll over and play dead, or we can make a public outcry about it.
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reetamac.bsky.social
I listened to that podcast you all talked about yesterday during a very long flight and I realized that Klein and Coates are not having the same conversation Klein thinks they’re having.
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kentremendous.bsky.social
Listen to me very carefully: I will never, *never*, "ask Gemini."
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moreandagain.social
If this is real, Tyra is nuttier than we realized
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nameshiv.bsky.social
the fact he sounds exactly like you'd expect a stuffed frog to sound is why this is the rightful winner
thetnholler.bsky.social
“I’m worried about my community… I’m out here in a frog costume to show how ridiculous the notion that we’re violent terrorists is, and showcase how that narrative is wrong…”

Serious Q: is it too late to give this dude the Nobel Peace Prize? 🐸 🏆
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kdnerak33.bsky.social
There is no leader of Antifa.
There is no girlfriend of the leader of Antifa.

They are creating imaginary people so they can justify going after real people.
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prisonculture.bsky.social
One of the only welcome things about this current period in the U.S. is that the "this is not who WE are" stuff might finally be over.
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ndrew.bsky.social
every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
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jamnpp.bsky.social
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
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moreandagain.social
Oh, thanks for telling me. Lemme delete TikTok.
robertscotthorton.bsky.social
Trump said he deserved a cut for brokering the TikTok deal, and at once there was agreement that his son Baron would have a top executive slot... though he hasn't asked for it, and has no apparent qualifications to hold it. This is how Trump 2.0 works. www.telegraph.co.uk/us/news/2025...
Barron Trump tipped for top TikTok job
US president’s 19-year-old son could be appointed to the app’s board
www.telegraph.co.uk
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internethippo.bsky.social
At least we no longer have to hear about freedom being in Americans' DNA or whatever. Turns out we love to eat shit and bow to some bloated halfwit like any other people throughout history
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jamesfromqueensny.bsky.social
I literally screamed out. I love Diane Keaton. God bless, quite the life. One of a kind, and kind.
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samthielman.com
You don’t have to run a story about how turnstile jumpers endanger society even if the cops really want you to and ask nicely
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karenho.bsky.social
The cure for loneliness is making plans with friends, saying yes to new things, and dealing with stuff like long commutes. For example: on Wednesday, I went to a Blue Jays-Yankees playoff game with a friend despite the long subway ride to the Bronx and a desire to hide in my apartment. It was fun!
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smashfizzle.bsky.social
I think a foolproof way to get your kids into Halloween for the rest of their lives is showing them the Thriller music video when they’re a toddler. It’s like Compound V for having a spooky child.
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ottolini.bsky.social
Exerting superhuman effort not to hurt my own feelings as Venus opposes Saturn, that’s that natal promise
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lottiesfolklore.bsky.social
unfunny people walk amongst us
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feloniousmunk.blacksky.app
Hot take: we don't need a take on everything. Sit some shit out.
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nora.zone
cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war
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therealjackhopkins.bsky.social
They have to have a backup plan to the "dangerous immigrants" narrative. They have one. They've literally created a "terrorist group" out of thin air. I mean, you can't be having free and fair elections with "enemies from within," like the "Antifa Terrorist" group running around. It's a pretext.
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faineg.bsky.social
exactly, I have a functioning social life: I do not need to or want to talk to the robot that I would, in a less stupid world, be using to do my dishes
horsecourser.bsky.social
"I built an AI that can be your friend!"

"Listen. I have friends. I need an AI that will re-grout my tub and mop the kitchen floor. Chop chop, motherfucker."
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angierasmussen.bsky.social
I don’t know who needs to hear this but the CDC is being eviscerated right now. America is not going to have any kind of outbreak response capacity after tonight. Americans’ health data is no longer secure. Say goodbye to federal public health in any capacity. It’s a disaster. We won’t recover.
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biensur-jetaime.blacksky.app
ICYMI, we are now at the Anne Frank chapter of history repeating itself.