Suzannah Rowntree
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Historical fantasy author | Books make the best time machines | Christian, tea drinker, siege fancier | https://suzannahrowntree.site
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Stressed out by your battle scene? HOW TO WRITE A FANTASY BATTLE is out in the world - and since a few reviewers who pride themselves on the depth of their military knowledge have complained that the book is too short and basic, you know it'll be absolutely perfect for YOU 😇

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Cover design of HOW TO WRITE A FANTASY BATTLE: BASIC MEDIEVAL AND MODERN MILITARY TACTICS FOR AUTHORS, by Suzannah Rowntree
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Oh an animated series would be DARLING! enjoy, book 4 is my favourite...though I'm reading my beta copy of the first spinoff right now and it's also JUST SO GOOD
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damn. hoping it at least signifies something
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It is a tale
Told by an idiot
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In honor of Edgar Allan Poe's 176th deathday, here are a few of my recent pieces inspired by Poe's works 🫀
Illustration by Abigail Larson depicting a scene from Edgar Allan Poe's poem "Annabel Lee". Two lovers embrace at the edge of the sea, water splashes around them and the surrounding rocks. A full moon shines over them, and storm clouds loom.
Published in "Sticker Jigsaw: The Edgar Allan Poe Collection" 2024 Macmillan illustration by Abigail Larson of a raven perched on a skull with a teal curtain backdrop illustration by Abigail Larson depicting a scene from Poe's "The Pit and the Pendulum" showing a man restrained as a pendulum blade swings close to him. Rats have swarmed around him, chewing the ropes that hold him down. This illustration is featured in "Sticker Jigsaw: The Edgar Allan Poe Collection" for Macmillan Books. Illustration by Abigail Larson for Macmillan's "Edgar Allan Poe Sticker Jigsaw" book. The illustration is a scene from Edgar Allan Poe's poem, "The Raven". The narrator is at the center of the image looking up at at raven perched above an open doorway. Behind the narrator is a tall window with red curtains, and the ghost of Lenore lurks nearby. A black cat is watching the scene from the lower right corner.
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CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true
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This, plus I don't even have the luxury of getting paid for the theft of MY copyrighted works because as an author outside the US, I never had my copyright registered with the US copyright office 🤷🏼‍♀️
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This Anthropic settlement case…fellow authors, are any of you feeling rage? I have 12 books listed and money (I don’t CARE how many thousands, even millions) is NOT adequate compensation. What was stolen & used without my permission is priceless! Where is the option to scrub my work from AI?!
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I have spent my whole life not caring much about Taylor Swift one way or another, but I cannot deny it's nice to hear from the one (1) person in America who's having just an unadulterated good time right now
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#Tolkientober Day 5: Hope

For this prompt I could only think of the most truly hopeful scene in all Tolkien adaptations for me🖤🤍

P.S: Inspired by "The Swan" by Hilma af Klint✨

#Adar #Galadriel
Colour illustration (in browns, blacks and blues) of Adar and Galadriel standing in front of each other with a hand extended. Adar has Nenya on the palm of his hand and is offering it to Galadriel, who hesitantly extends her hand to take it.

The scene is split in two halves by the tone of the background, very dark behind Galadriel and very bright behind Adar, so Galadriel's figure is silhouetted against the dark background, and Adar's is silhouetted against the light background.

There is a halo of blue light around Nenya, also enveloping their outstretched hands.

There are forms of trees and roots in both backgrounds, white in Adar's half and black in Galadriel's one.
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Occasionally I've tried to buy anything from Amazon but books, and each time I've thrown up my hands at the futile effort to find listings for things that I want, with trustworthy reviews, and decent prices. I couldn't work out why, but Cory Doctorow explains it pretty clearly here.
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I think we can all agree that Taylor Swift's brother and mama are extremely wise
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"but Suzannah most of everything was rubbish back then too, it's just that time has enshrined the good stuff—" shhh I'm having a Nostalgia
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(this post is about JRR Tolkien, Anthony Trollope, William Shakespeare, and the authors of THE SONG OF ROLAND and THE SONG OF EL CID who, whatever their other problems, didn't think it was bad for boys to cry)
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I miss the good old days when men were men (kind, empathetic, emotionally intelligent and able to write an entire book without once mentioning the female lead's bra size)
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Fun word fact is that φοῖνιξ (phoinix)—meaning reddish-purple in Greek—is the basis for Phoenix 🐦‍🔥 and the word Phoenicians (the city of Tyre made some gorgeous purple, y’all). I’m fun at cocktail parties!
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Star-shaped tile with a phoenix and stylized flower spray

Kashan, c. 1250 - c. 1324

(Rijksmuseum)
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In honor of National Poetry Day, the greatest parody rewrite of all time:
Screen cap of parodic version of William Blake's "The Tyger" that begins:
Tyger! Tyger! Burning bright
(Not sure if I spelled that right) 
What immortal hand or eye
Could fashion such a stripy guy? 
What the hammer that hath hewn it 
Into such a chonky unit?
Did who made the lamb make thee, 
Or an external franchisee?
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Major Avengers: Domesday spoilers....

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So after 1066, William the Conqueror realizes he needs a team of heroes to survey a newly conquered England, and there's only one crew heroic enough to compile a complete census of the English polity
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our virginal ai vs their harlot real woman
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I'm sorry: "if I wish to see a virgin on-screen"?
My Favorite Actress Is Not Human
Tilly Norwood doesn’t need a hairstylist, has no regrettable posts, and if you wish to see a virgin on-screen, this is one of your better chances. That’s because she’s AI.

A picture of some AI girl standing on an AI landscape with an AI monster behind her. I'm gonna be so real: she looks about 14

By Tyler Cowen
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"I object to the old" is the Aussiest possible rejoinder
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australian street style, 1973
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if you've always wanted to read a series about a manic pixie madman and a sensible human woman with sciatica running around Melbourne to solve murders and avoid otherworldly denizens, the Shattered World series is for you!

geni.us/ShatteredWor...

✨🦑✨✨🦑✨✨🦑✨✨🦑✨
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Merriam-Webster you scared me
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We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
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Insane new twist in the Russian Motorcycle Adaptation saga
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"I think of the Roman Empire at least once every day" okay mate decline a SINGLE Latin noun for me, I dare you
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BRAD! YOU CANNOT CREATE A LATIN PLURAL BY ADDING -II INDISCRIMINATELY! GO BACK TO CLASS!
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normally when I read I can only keep track of crimes committed in English but at the moment I'm reading a book which is committing crimes in first semester level Latin as well and I may not survive