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she said "I dig those awkward silences 'cause I grew up in denial and went to school in Massachusetts"
Me to my coworker: I gotta go, I have to pick up the fancy bread for Thanksgiving
My coworker: haha, that’s such a cat lady thing. (hoists a giant tabby into frame) …I should go pick up the fancy cheese
My coworker: haha, that’s such a cat lady thing. (hoists a giant tabby into frame) …I should go pick up the fancy cheese
November 27, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Me to my coworker: I gotta go, I have to pick up the fancy bread for Thanksgiving
My coworker: haha, that’s such a cat lady thing. (hoists a giant tabby into frame) …I should go pick up the fancy cheese
My coworker: haha, that’s such a cat lady thing. (hoists a giant tabby into frame) …I should go pick up the fancy cheese
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A sovereign citizen's car in the wild, well, at the South Bay Mall
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#Boston #Dorchester #TravelingVsDriving
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#Boston #Dorchester #TravelingVsDriving
November 25, 2025 at 10:32 PM
A sovereign citizen's car in the wild, well, at the South Bay Mall
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#Boston #Dorchester #TravelingVsDriving
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#Boston #Dorchester #TravelingVsDriving
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me: [reviewing very elaborate american girl doll trademark hypo with class]
student: professor, I’m sorry but you made an error & I feel obligated to let you know before we go further
me (nervous): I did? what was it?
student (gravely): you mixed up felicity & kirsten
student: professor, I’m sorry but you made an error & I feel obligated to let you know before we go further
me (nervous): I did? what was it?
student (gravely): you mixed up felicity & kirsten
November 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
me: [reviewing very elaborate american girl doll trademark hypo with class]
student: professor, I’m sorry but you made an error & I feel obligated to let you know before we go further
me (nervous): I did? what was it?
student (gravely): you mixed up felicity & kirsten
student: professor, I’m sorry but you made an error & I feel obligated to let you know before we go further
me (nervous): I did? what was it?
student (gravely): you mixed up felicity & kirsten
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You know how there are some historical reenactment museum areas where you can go and see people dressed old timey churning butter and making horseshoes? There should be one that's a bar and kids can go listen to reenactors complain about their city's sports teams from different decades
November 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
You know how there are some historical reenactment museum areas where you can go and see people dressed old timey churning butter and making horseshoes? There should be one that's a bar and kids can go listen to reenactors complain about their city's sports teams from different decades
watching Ruth Buscombe gradually understand *why* her old boss was being a Gallic gossip gremlin live on F1TV was also entertaining
wait so fred drags laurent out of his f1tv interview, pulls him off to the side seemingly desperate to tell him something, and throws up two fingers to someone watching on
two fingers as in…… both cars?????? 😭
two fingers as in…… both cars?????? 😭
November 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
watching Ruth Buscombe gradually understand *why* her old boss was being a Gallic gossip gremlin live on F1TV was also entertaining
I have nothing constructive to say about the Vegas GP aside from idly wondering who told Mr Beyoncé those lil Ringo Starr sunglasses were a good idea
November 23, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I have nothing constructive to say about the Vegas GP aside from idly wondering who told Mr Beyoncé those lil Ringo Starr sunglasses were a good idea
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I guess I heard about original sin
I heard the dudes blamed the chick
I heard the chick blamed the snake
And I heard they were naked when they got busted
I heard the dudes blamed the chick
I heard the chick blamed the snake
And I heard they were naked when they got busted
November 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I guess I heard about original sin
I heard the dudes blamed the chick
I heard the chick blamed the snake
And I heard they were naked when they got busted
I heard the dudes blamed the chick
I heard the chick blamed the snake
And I heard they were naked when they got busted
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BEYONCÉ DOING A HOT LAP WITH LEWIS HAMILTON
I REPEAT BEYONCÉ DOING A HOT LAP WITH LEWIS HAMILTON
I REPEAT BEYONCÉ DOING A HOT LAP WITH LEWIS HAMILTON
November 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
BEYONCÉ DOING A HOT LAP WITH LEWIS HAMILTON
I REPEAT BEYONCÉ DOING A HOT LAP WITH LEWIS HAMILTON
I REPEAT BEYONCÉ DOING A HOT LAP WITH LEWIS HAMILTON
coven is watching A Very Jonas Christmas Movie and I want to know what their therapists think about this
November 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM
coven is watching A Very Jonas Christmas Movie and I want to know what their therapists think about this
last weekend in Vegas I convinced Nicole to start watching Drive To Survive (don’t care if it’s not real, it’s the perfect F1 entry point for people who went to Bravocon) and she picked up on the overall themes real fast
November 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
last weekend in Vegas I convinced Nicole to start watching Drive To Survive (don’t care if it’s not real, it’s the perfect F1 entry point for people who went to Bravocon) and she picked up on the overall themes real fast
how's the implementation going, you ask?
next week I gotta figure out if I can embed old Geocities banners at the top of the Manager Insights Hub
November 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
how's the implementation going, you ask?
my number-one professional Achilles' heel is that I will join basically any project I'm invited to be on, to the point of being constantly double-booked and turning my calendar into a Jenga puzzle. This is almost entirely because I am the nosiest person on Earth and I just like *knowing shit*
November 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
my number-one professional Achilles' heel is that I will join basically any project I'm invited to be on, to the point of being constantly double-booked and turning my calendar into a Jenga puzzle. This is almost entirely because I am the nosiest person on Earth and I just like *knowing shit*
Peter Coyote is making a whole damn meal out of “Von Steuben” while narrating The Real Prussians Of Valley Forge on PBS
November 21, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Peter Coyote is making a whole damn meal out of “Von Steuben” while narrating The Real Prussians Of Valley Forge on PBS
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Dickie Barrett and Ken Casey are the Goofus and Gallant, respectively, of loud Boston white guys
I love the Dropkick Murphys because "Irish-American" + "gen X" + "punk rocker who's been at it for 30 years" should be the formula for the most racist guy alive but instead Ken Casey is constantly giving interviews where he's like "fascists are demons from hell and that's where they belong"
November 19, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Dickie Barrett and Ken Casey are the Goofus and Gallant, respectively, of loud Boston white guys
hey, the Globe may be platforming Hanania, but they also have to publish their semi-annual explanation of Harvard tenure protections at the same time so you can only imagine the kind of stress they are under
November 19, 2025 at 12:11 AM
hey, the Globe may be platforming Hanania, but they also have to publish their semi-annual explanation of Harvard tenure protections at the same time so you can only imagine the kind of stress they are under
“Did you gamble away all my Churu money??”
November 17, 2025 at 5:18 PM
“Did you gamble away all my Churu money??”
this irritates me on behalf of Lorne Michaels and David Chase, neither of whom appear in the Epstein files like this jumped-up conjurer
November 17, 2025 at 1:21 AM
this irritates me on behalf of Lorne Michaels and David Chase, neither of whom appear in the Epstein files like this jumped-up conjurer
Kenan is the poster child for us Xennials who found a steady job with full benefits in the ‘00s and has clung to it for dear life ever since
It’s wild to check in with Saturday Night Live and see that Kenan is still there despite also being on the show when Chevy Chase was on it
November 16, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Kenan is the poster child for us Xennials who found a steady job with full benefits in the ‘00s and has clung to it for dear life ever since
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lol last night was a rerun
“NBC's Seth Meyers is suffering from an incurable case of Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS). He was viewed last night in an uncontrollable rage…”
November 16, 2025 at 6:19 AM
lol last night was a rerun
I walked nearly 7 miles around Vegas yesterday, half of it in high-heeled boots, which means I’ve spent today mostly horizontal in the hotel spa 🧖♀️
November 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I walked nearly 7 miles around Vegas yesterday, half of it in high-heeled boots, which means I’ve spent today mostly horizontal in the hotel spa 🧖♀️
Someone at this group dinner at Medieval Times asked me who my favorite Disney villain was. I haven’t seen a Disney movie in years so I panicked and said “Nick Jonas”
November 15, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Someone at this group dinner at Medieval Times asked me who my favorite Disney villain was. I haven’t seen a Disney movie in years so I panicked and said “Nick Jonas”
inshallah they yank this limey's student visa
BU College Republicans president says he called ICE to ‘detain these criminals’ at Allston Car Wash
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November 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
inshallah they yank this limey's student visa
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
if you mention your houseman then you’d better be referring to your copy of the Collected Poems or else
It’s hardly the most important thing, but among the reason these guys belong in an oubliette is saying shit like “my houseman”
November 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
if you mention your houseman then you’d better be referring to your copy of the Collected Poems or else
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Kendrick, Joyce Carol Oates, Menswear Guy, and Isaac Chotiner are the Voltron of People You Don't Want Focusing on You
November 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Kendrick, Joyce Carol Oates, Menswear Guy, and Isaac Chotiner are the Voltron of People You Don't Want Focusing on You