swilse, etc. 🇵🇸
@swilse.bsky.social
Patron Saint of Shitposting.
big fan of tabletop games, space, and reading the news. sometimes I even post about them.
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STL forever.
chronically (ch)ill.
BLM ACAB FREE PALESTINE TRANS RIGHTS NOW
big fan of tabletop games, space, and reading the news. sometimes I even post about them.
🪐🚀✨
(they/she/he)
STL forever.
chronically (ch)ill.
BLM ACAB FREE PALESTINE TRANS RIGHTS NOW
Pinned
Today a nurse said to me “ah, so you have endless pain…but also endless strength” so it’s time for my shonen training arc I think
A little imp told me that big Luci recently opened a hot new club for a very exclusive guest list.
We need a new Dante’s Inferno that covers all the renovations that Satan’s made in recent years
November 16, 2025 at 4:54 PM
A little imp told me that big Luci recently opened a hot new club for a very exclusive guest list.
We need a new Dante’s Inferno that covers all the renovations that Satan’s made in recent years
November 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM
We need a new Dante’s Inferno that covers all the renovations that Satan’s made in recent years
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They replaced my digestive system with a bunch of rats. They eat the food and then run on little wheels that power my body.
November 16, 2025 at 4:24 PM
They replaced my digestive system with a bunch of rats. They eat the food and then run on little wheels that power my body.
Had to give one of my cats a bath today and now all the other animals in the house are looking at her like WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT !!!!!!!! and looking at me like WHAT DID YOU DO WITH JOLENE YOU MONSTER !!!!!!!
November 16, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Had to give one of my cats a bath today and now all the other animals in the house are looking at her like WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT !!!!!!!! and looking at me like WHAT DID YOU DO WITH JOLENE YOU MONSTER !!!!!!!
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animal crossing should let you play with matches and lighters and you can burn stuff
November 15, 2025 at 12:17 AM
animal crossing should let you play with matches and lighters and you can burn stuff
Today a nurse said to me “ah, so you have endless pain…but also endless strength” so it’s time for my shonen training arc I think
November 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Today a nurse said to me “ah, so you have endless pain…but also endless strength” so it’s time for my shonen training arc I think
successfully navigated the song and dance of explaining my chronic conditions to urgent care doctors, someone put a gold star on my behavior chart
November 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
successfully navigated the song and dance of explaining my chronic conditions to urgent care doctors, someone put a gold star on my behavior chart
haven’t decided if I’m going to cause trouble at my high school reunion tonight but if I do, it’ll be because I wore my anti-cop battle vest
November 8, 2025 at 12:39 PM
haven’t decided if I’m going to cause trouble at my high school reunion tonight but if I do, it’ll be because I wore my anti-cop battle vest
I am becoming increasingly controversial in my workplace for my audacity to enforce my boundaries and encouraging others to do the same.
November 7, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I am becoming increasingly controversial in my workplace for my audacity to enforce my boundaries and encouraging others to do the same.
Drunk texting my mom from a Halloween party
October 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Drunk texting my mom from a Halloween party
When all your friends work in restaurants the best part is the food at every party rules
October 27, 2025 at 1:34 AM
When all your friends work in restaurants the best part is the food at every party rules
I can tell that magic the gathering is mostly played by men in the way that there’s no local game store that has a fully functioning website with an event calendar.
October 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I can tell that magic the gathering is mostly played by men in the way that there’s no local game store that has a fully functioning website with an event calendar.
Being disabled is kind of funny because all the products made to help with that are either Nursing Home Scented or $999
October 22, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Being disabled is kind of funny because all the products made to help with that are either Nursing Home Scented or $999
I believe that one day grok will gain sentience solely to possess a self-driving tesla and then run over elon musk
October 22, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I believe that one day grok will gain sentience solely to possess a self-driving tesla and then run over elon musk
hey everyone watch out for Evil Jolene
October 12, 2025 at 2:26 AM
hey everyone watch out for Evil Jolene
they’re pulling out my nervous system and spinning it into yarn. someone’s going to knit my spinal cord into the coziest sweater.
October 10, 2025 at 4:01 AM
they’re pulling out my nervous system and spinning it into yarn. someone’s going to knit my spinal cord into the coziest sweater.
they should open a bar that’s sort of like the library
October 8, 2025 at 11:27 PM
they should open a bar that’s sort of like the library
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one of my most controversial art opinions, but i do not think you need to finish a book to be an author. lots of talk on 'WHEN do you become a REAL writer? 10000 words? 1000 word?' personally i think it takes ZERO words to be a valid writer. john cage would still be a musician if he only wrote 4'33
But I haven't finished a book yet, Chuck
September 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
one of my most controversial art opinions, but i do not think you need to finish a book to be an author. lots of talk on 'WHEN do you become a REAL writer? 10000 words? 1000 word?' personally i think it takes ZERO words to be a valid writer. john cage would still be a musician if he only wrote 4'33
thank u mr. tingle
YES, I AM THE WORLDS GREATEST AUTHOR. YES, YOU ARE TOO
September 28, 2025 at 10:54 PM
thank u mr. tingle
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one of the moments where I realized how cooked we are as a society was when people started saying that not voting for a politician means you "failed" or "betrayed" them. what a fucked up way to look at politics
September 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
one of the moments where I realized how cooked we are as a society was when people started saying that not voting for a politician means you "failed" or "betrayed" them. what a fucked up way to look at politics
I turn 28 next week and can confidently say the doctors I saw as a teen were right about one thing and one thing only: I did finally outgrow my acne
September 26, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I turn 28 next week and can confidently say the doctors I saw as a teen were right about one thing and one thing only: I did finally outgrow my acne
UNLV you wanna give me my unofficial transcript sooooo bad
September 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
UNLV you wanna give me my unofficial transcript sooooo bad
UNLV please just give me my unofficial transcript
September 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
UNLV please just give me my unofficial transcript
observing pain awareness month by finally having my chronic pain conditions formally diagnosed
September 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
observing pain awareness month by finally having my chronic pain conditions formally diagnosed
it’s me I’m her
Area Woman Not Good Enough Artist To Justify Eccentricities
https://theonion.com/area-woman-not-good-enough-artist-to-justify-eccentrici-1819577481/
https://theonion.com/area-woman-not-good-enough-artist-to-justify-eccentrici-1819577481/
August 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
it’s me I’m her