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Sara, no H

@syntherella.bsky.social

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Tar Heel born // bred // dead - minor league baseball enjoyer ⚾ - college basketball obsessive 🏀 - pessimistic Panthers fan 🏈 - happy atheist - useless millennial - probably listening to electronic music rn, beep boop 🎵

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Sara, no H @syntherella.bsky.social · Oct 17

Hello new bluesky-ers (I say to no one, because I am no one). If you are interested in college basketball I have a feed for that already, so you don't need to start from scratch. Please no one swoop in on my little niche, I'm trying so hard 😭

bsky.app/profile/did:...

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Anonymous Eagle @anonymouseagle.bsky.social · 4h

Non-zero chance Cubs/Brewers has more points

Brendan Stiles @thebstiles.bsky.social · 4h

Saturday Night in Wisconsin:

- Hawkeyes/Badgers in Madison

- Cubs/Brewers Game 5 in Milwaukee

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The Sickos CBB Committee @sickoscbb.bsky.social · 4h

Rip Sister Jean

Loyola University Chicago @loyolachicago.bsky.social · 5h

Loyola University Chicago is greatly saddened to confirm the death of Sister Jean Dolores Schmidt, BVM. This is a tremendous loss of someone who touched the lives of so many people. We appreciate everyone’s thoughts & prayers during this difficult time. For more information: https://bit.ly/4o7eIUk

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 5h

We've gone full frat bro with Fitzpatrick & Skattebo

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Sara, no H @syntherella.bsky.social · 4h

Lmao what!?! Insane

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Snot Boogie 🌲👽🇵🇸🛸🏴‍☠️ @snotboogie.bsky.social · 5h

Been a great day.

CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 5h

Eagles lost to the Giants
Phillies suffer painful elimination in LA
Flyers lose season opener to Panthers

Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 5h

What a night to be a Philly sports fan.

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Sara, no H @syntherella.bsky.social · 6h

Vice Provost for AI? UGH this should NOT be a thing

Stanley Ahalt, the current dean of SDSS, will serve as the inaugural dean of the new school. Jeffrey Bardzell, the current dean of SILS, "has accepted a secondary appointment as Chief Artificial Intelligence Officer and Vice Provost for AI," according to the campus-wide email.

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Sara, no H @syntherella.bsky.social · 7h

Fantastic

CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 7h

Absolutely brutal way for the Phillies to lose, Dodgers win the series

Sara, no H @syntherella.bsky.social · 7h

LOL PHILLIES

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Sara, no H @syntherella.bsky.social · 18h

Mark Price more days until college basketball y'all

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Sara, no H @syntherella.bsky.social · 13h

I dashed off a paper about a poem the night before it was due (no memory of what poem) in about an hour and a half. Failure was certain. When the papers were graded and passed back our teacher stopped at my desk to say how good mine was in front of the whole class. I think my brain bluescreened

Dane 🔜 NYCC AA L-34 @monkeyminion.com · 1d

I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.

wrote 20 pages on Faulkner's The Bear four hours before final papers were due on trucker pills and coffee and cigarettes and got an A, fuck you.
You people couldn't hang with real slackers.
finn
wokeupchic • 4d
It's fuck Al till your homework due in 25 minutes

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Sara, no H @syntherella.bsky.social · 13h

Have you ever tried one of those Korean foot peel masks? hot tip for all my fellow skin pickers, they are deeply satisfying

Sara, no H @syntherella.bsky.social · 13h

The water company did something similar with a backhoe in front of my house for a couple weeks. The temptation was enormous. I don't think anyone would blame you

Sara, no H @syntherella.bsky.social · 13h

CHRIST

Juliette Rihl @julietterihl.bsky.social · 16h

I don’t usually cover breaking news, but this story is truly wild.

A pastor in central PA brought an AR-15 to church and pointed it at people during his sermon. Gun safety experts and internet commentators are, predictably, not happy!

(Paywall free link below)

www.pennlive.com/news/2025/10...

Dauphin County pastor under fire for pointing assault-style rifle during sermon

In a move experts called a serious safety violation, he pointed the unloaded weapon at churchgoers, while asking for a 'violent action of faith.'

www.pennlive.com

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Bat-iburrillo @bat-iburrillo.bsky.social · 20h

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Sara, no H @syntherella.bsky.social · 18h

I still have a couple xanga friends I've known since college. So getting closer to 20 years at this point 🤯

✨🥀Persephone Evil🥀✨ @bipolarpisces35.blacksky.app · 21h

God damn, some of yall been following each other online for a decade?!!

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Pregame Empire @pregameempire.bsky.social · 19h

Pirates and waves, natural born enemies

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Sara, no H @syntherella.bsky.social · 18h

College records
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All-time Georgia Tech leader in 3-point field goal percentage (.440, 1983–86)
All-time Georgia Tech leader in steals (240, 1983–86)
All-time Georgia Tech leader in consecutive games started (126, 1983–86)
All-time Georgia Tech leader in minutes played (4,604, 1983–86)

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Sara, no H @syntherella.bsky.social · 18h

Mark Price more days until college basketball y'all

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Sara, no H @syntherella.bsky.social · 1d

With 26 days left until the college basketball season, I'm putting on my homer cap and celebrating the 1923-24 Tar Heels, who were retroactively awarded a Helms Foundation natty for their perfect 26-0 season. Yes it still counts dammit 🏆

The 1924 national champion UNC basketball team

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Stats @redsoxstats.bsky.social · 1d

Happy Yankees Elimination Day 2025. Sixteen years, 0 championships, despite Brian Cashman annually averaging the second-highest payroll and spending $3.9 billion.

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 1d

Blue Jays are blasting Frank Sinatra’s “New York, New York” during their celebration

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Sara, no H @syntherella.bsky.social · 1d

Say it with me now:

DAAAAAAAAAAAAA

a sign that says `` jankees lose '' with a yankees logo on it

ALT: a sign that says `` jankees lose '' with a yankees logo on it

media.tenor.com

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Sara, no H @syntherella.bsky.social · 1d

Oh he's GONE gone

RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 1d

North Carolina issues a statement comprising Belichick saying he remains committed to the program he's been hired to coach, and the vote of confidence from the AD.

Two totally normal things to say in the middle of a coach's first season!

Sara, no H @syntherella.bsky.social · 1d

*cackling*

Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 1d

Adding to the pile.

Sara, no H @syntherella.bsky.social · 1d

Lmao @ the adult content label

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