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White people’s Aerosmith
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Here’s a green moray swimming free.
#marinelife 🤿
January 20, 2026 at 12:19 AM
I love Gachiakuta bc it has the same dedication to stylistic cohesion through its every aspect that BLEACH does and that’s just not something you really see anymore
January 20, 2026 at 8:31 AM
Halal cart on everest called Shawarpa, and 10 more business ideas that will get the pretty lady to call you a doofus
January 20, 2026 at 8:19 AM
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More fun macro phptography finds! This Eelgrass Isopod (Pentidotea resecata) only has one antenna! Also, can you spot the tiny butt of perhaps an even smaller Isopod?

There isn't much documentation on the Eelgrass Isopod, but they are are to find and hard as hell to photograph!

#marinelife #macro
January 17, 2026 at 2:51 PM
do you think he ate the candles with or without the flame
They're just such fucking weirdos
January 17, 2026 at 4:39 PM
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‘Smiley’ our recent resident to Coral City (named after the identifiable markings “😃” on its little dorsal fin) flapped by today several times with a couple of friends. Thanks for choosing to stay in Coral City Smiley!! #spottedeagleray #eagleray #feverofrays #coralcitycamera #miami #coralcity
January 17, 2026 at 4:14 PM
man united 2-0 will be holding up my mental heath for the next few days
January 17, 2026 at 4:17 PM
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The funniest thing about Frieren is that you'd think the Himmel flashbacks would get tired but every time it's like nah man he was really Him though. They put all those statues up for a reason.
January 17, 2026 at 4:11 PM
unintended consequences of climate change: snowball fight inflation
January 16, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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i'm glad we got this worked out and nobody came away with the wrong impression
🚨BREAKING: DEMS DRAW RED LINE IN DHS APPROPS: NO FUNDING INCREASE FOR ICE. POLICY RIDERS GROWING. STORY COMING IN MIGRANT INSIDER
🚨NEWS: Senate Dems are reportedly offering ICE funding increases in exchange for body cams and de-escalation training for agents.

Body cams can be turned off. De-escalation training can be ignored.

Unclear if no masks, requiring ID badges, and no immunity is on the table.
January 16, 2026 at 8:24 PM
air bud has just announced the air bud peace prize for good dogs.

he has been pardoned and is to be released effective immediately
air bud in prison for embezzlement and fraud
January 16, 2026 at 7:51 PM
air bud in prison for embezzlement and fraud
January 16, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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My daily routine:
January 16, 2026 at 6:12 PM
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Giant hermit crab rocked up wearing a very stylish queen conch shell this morning 👑🐚🦀💪 #gianthermitcrab #hermitcrab #coolcrab #queenconch #shell #diogenes #coral #coralcitycamera #miami #portmiami #biscaynebay #coralcity
January 15, 2026 at 4:39 PM
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Anyone that wants to build a leftist movement in the US and doesn’t think that radical political education needs to be at the center of it should not be trusted.

No more “it’s not my job to educate you.” We need to educate everyone. We need people to be angry that they are being robbed.
November 6, 2024 at 9:08 AM
do not kill yourself that is defeat and they know it
November 6, 2024 at 6:10 AM
gonna jack off and then watch always sunny. Gn yall
November 6, 2024 at 6:09 AM
overwhelming need to run away from someone in a wheat field
September 6, 2024 at 9:58 PM
nvm I don’t believe in this anymore I am open to a press release about my thoughts
there should be a cool pope like figure not tied to any religion but just as influential and he just chills
September 4, 2024 at 8:15 PM
there should be a cool pope like figure not tied to any religion but just as influential and he just chills
September 4, 2024 at 8:13 PM
dmx if he was surviving on a desert island and needed a fire : where the wood where the wood where the wood at
September 4, 2024 at 8:07 PM
if socrates was so great where was his fortnite skin and back bling
September 4, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Welcome Brazil‼️‼️‼️ 🇧🇷 love u guys n hope especially artists that you can figure out how to navigate without twitter
August 31, 2024 at 8:52 PM
I lost my job again but this time it was my fault yall!!!
June 21, 2024 at 7:17 AM
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