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Yoooooooo
I don't know what my life would look like if I actually watched this fucking guy in TV, I'd rather pound nails into my dick.
December 18, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Always a little silly what you see on the side of an industrial park road
December 17, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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GOP Rep. Ryan Mackenzie signs the Democratic discharge petition for a 3-year ACA funding extension.

He's #218.

This now has enough to end-run Republican leadership and get a House vote.
December 17, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Big: GOP Rep. Brian Fitzpatrick just signed the Democratic discharge petition by Hakeem Jeffries for a clean 3-year ACA funding extension. All 214 Dems have signed. Fitzpatrick is 215. Three more Republicans and it has enough support to end-run Mike Johnson and get a House vote.
December 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Not how I wanted to spend my Tuesday evening, tearing up the kitchen flooring!
December 17, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer (2026)
December 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
No war, please just fucking stop with this
December 17, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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One of the biggest moments of my career:
USCIS canceled my client’s naturalization oath ceremony. We filed a lawsuit, went to trial, and the judge swore him in right there in the courtroom!
December 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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1. In Alaska, the right wing govt handpicked doctors to the Medical Board to ban trans youth care.

A month after after, one anti-trans doctor was arrested for child porn.

The day after he was bailed out, his home burned down, with reports suggesting he was found deceased.

Our latest wild story.
Anti-Trans Alaskan State Medical Board Doctor Charged With CSAM, Home Goes Up In Flames
Last week Dr. Ryan McDonough was arrested on ten counts of possession of child sexual abuse material. Over the weekend, his family home went up in flames.
www.erininthemorning.com
December 16, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Played LEGO Party via Netflix
December 16, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Italian PM greets Mozambican President :)
December 16, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Apple music's Energy station seems to be good for weightlifting, finally! Been trying to find a good station on here.
December 16, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Old Man vs the SEA
December 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Hey Mahomes, et al, smell yah later!
a cartoon character pointing at the word ha on a blue background
Alt: Nelson pointing and saying Ha Ha
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Or a rocket launch?
December 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Earthquake?
December 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
It looks like the world's least appealing gang bang
what in the fuck
December 12, 2025 at 11:54 PM
May your candy cane chip and shatter #Dune #DuneSky #Paul #Muaddib #Atreides
December 10, 2025 at 4:05 AM
December 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Dawg, read a book and eat a carrot or something
December 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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I asked ESPN Research and they asked Elias Sports Bureau and they looked back as far as they could (to 1978) and it would appear Jalen Hurts is the first player to ever commit two turnovers in one play. Isn't history beautiful?
December 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM