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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 8h
I decided to look up a total hip replacement. I don't think I have ever said "HOLY SHIT" so many times. The force required to set implants in bones and the efficiency of the saw used the cut the top of the femur off was unsettling and fascinating. I hate blood vessels, this doesn't bother me.
Total Hip Replacement Surgery | Inside the OR
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 8h
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 13h
What is the name of your least favorite child?

In what year did you abandon your dreams?

What is the maiden name of your father's mistress?
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What is the name of your least favorite child? In what year did you abandon your dreams? What is the maiden name of your father’s mistress? At what...
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 9h
Rewatching the X files as a forty+ year old, man I get the middle aged people more.
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 16h
“I’ll declare war on you if you don’t give me the peace prize” is an incredible bit
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 9h
These Soundcore C30i's sound frankly incredible for being open ear clips, and I can hear everything. Not the most comfortable, but these are kinda game changing.
The sideah my headah and these headphones
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 15h
Okay this is a good headline
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Guardian Australia @australia.theguardian.com · 15h
You won’t believe what degrading practice the Pope just condemned
You won’t believe what degrading practice the Pope just condemned
Communication must be freed from clickbait and misguided thinking, head of Catholic church tells journalists The Pope has condemned clickbait as a “degrading” part of journalism, at a private audience with global newswires. Australian media representatives were among those to hear directly from Pope Leo XIV at the Vatican on Thursday with about 150 members of newswire alliance MINDS International. Continue reading...
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 10h
this isn’t funny portlanders only turn into inflatable frogs when their neighbors are being kidnapped by a fascist secret police force
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The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 11h
Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 11h
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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 17h
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SteelFox144 • 1d ago Profile Badge for the Achievement Top 1% Commenter Top 1% Commenter I haven't read The Onion for a long time, but I wouldn't be surprised. The Left tries to take over everything. Upvote Vote Downvote Reply Share CookieMobster64 • 22h ago Did the left take over your failing marriage? Upvote Vote Downvote Reply Share u/SteelFox144 avatar SteelFox144 • 22h ago • Edited 20h ago Profile Badge for the Achievement Top 1% Commenter Top 1% Commenter Did the left take over your failing marriage? Failing? My marriage failed a long time ago. It only lasted 3 years and that was too long. My ex wife was a hardcore feminist who blamed literally everything that didn't go her way on sexism. She went from having sex with me everyday to once a month, if I was lucky, the day we got married. She literally screamed at me anytime I didn't do whatever she wanted and wouldn't stop screaming at me for hours on end until I did it. She also more than doubled her weight in the first year of our marriage and informed
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Shane Bettenhausen @shanewatch.bsky.social · 18h
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 11h
I bet she didn't do it
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Silvija (still) stands with Ukraine @svecrumba.bsky.social · 18h
Trump's DOJ war against his enemies list continues. NY AG Letitia James has been indicted.
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Letitia James, the New York attorney general who defeated Trump in court, indicted by Justice Department | CNN Politics
New York Attorney General Letitia James was indicted in federal court on Thursday as President Donald Trump’s Justice Department continues to pursue charges against his political opponents, two source...
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 11h
lol drake
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 14h
PILATES TIME MOTHER FUCKERZ LETS GO
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David Gura @davidgura.bsky.social · 19h
During a government shutdown, the Trump administration is bailing out Argentina, whose president is fond of saying, “The state isn’t the solution, it’s the problem.”
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David Gura @davidgura.bsky.social · 20h
Secretary Scott Bessent says the U.S. has “directly purchased Argentine pesos,” and the Treasury Department has “finalized a $20 billion currency swap framework with Argentina’s central bank.”
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Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens @csmfht.bsky.social · 15h
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 1d
Huh, well that's enough day for me today
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The Jurph from the Black Lagoon @jurph.bsky.social · 1d
The advisor from SimCity hollers at the player, "YOU CAN'T LET A FROG DANCE EROTICALLY AT YOUR SWAT TEAM! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!" The typeface is Chicago but the city is Portland.
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Danny K @dannykpolitics.bsky.social · 4d
WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 1d
I think it's like people who can hear a C note, or an E flat or whatever
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 1d
I simply wouldn't GrubHub anything, especially since I have to leave the house for work anyway
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niki grayson @nikigrayson.com · 1d
this shit is destroying us in so many ways and we have to grab the people around us by the shoulders and stop them from feeding this stupid ass machine. it will drive one of your family members off the deep end otherwise
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 1d
Alyssa Milano, best known for her role as Jenny Matrix in Mark L. Lester's 1985 action flick, Commando
Arnold Schwarzenegger and Alyssa Milano fishing in a still from Commando, 1985
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 2d
Duchamp Flies, by Carmen Cicero, 2009, 📸 by Frank Franklin II
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Sinister Mike @sinistermike.bsky.social · 2d
Just caught it in Camarillo
A falcon 9 rocket blasting off again
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 2d
Great taste!
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 2d
I fear if things don’t change right now, this image is going to come back to haunt us
Laura Rodriguez, on Twitter: A federal agent points a weapon at a woman who was recording them. Jess, a U.S. citizen and member of a neighborhood patrol team that documents and shares ICE activity across the city, was filming when the incident occurred earlier today in the Berwyn area.
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