Teddy Kanikami
@teddykanikami.bsky.social
Streamer on the Twitch and Youtubes. Eldritch crab-being. Very tired. Likes snacks.
https://www.twitch.tv/teddy_kanikami
https://www.youtube.com/@TeddyKanikami
Business: [email protected]
https://www.twitch.tv/teddy_kanikami
https://www.youtube.com/@TeddyKanikami
Business: [email protected]
Pinned
Closing in on the end of the semester and having free time
Wed: Liz and I keep cracking on in Powerwash Wallace & Gromit DLC
Thurs: Maybe the end of Promise Mascot Agency?
Fri: Cake gifted me the full release of Sip Fisher, so let's drain a lake
Sat: Chat Choice 'hopefully I'm not too tired' edition
Wed: Liz and I keep cracking on in Powerwash Wallace & Gromit DLC
Thurs: Maybe the end of Promise Mascot Agency?
Fri: Cake gifted me the full release of Sip Fisher, so let's drain a lake
Sat: Chat Choice 'hopefully I'm not too tired' edition
Here I thought I was doing so good on not missing streams. I've got a headache that just won't quit, and my wonky headphones are not helping. No stream tonight as I try to get this to go away. We'll come back to Sip Fisher after my mini-vacation and we'll be back in general tomorrow for chat choice!
November 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Here I thought I was doing so good on not missing streams. I've got a headache that just won't quit, and my wonky headphones are not helping. No stream tonight as I try to get this to go away. We'll come back to Sip Fisher after my mini-vacation and we'll be back in general tomorrow for chat choice!
Dear sinus headache, please go away, why are you throbbing i didn't ask for this
November 28, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Dear sinus headache, please go away, why are you throbbing i didn't ask for this
When I say I loved Promise Mascot Agency: I MEAN IT
November 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
When I say I loved Promise Mascot Agency: I MEAN IT
Promise Mascot Agency is done and in the books. Truly 10/10 one of my favorite games of all time. If you haven't played it, get to it, and win the races I could not! @kaizengameworks.com deserves all the awards for it
We raided @willshand.bsky.social so that Canadian can have a second Thanksgiving
We raided @willshand.bsky.social so that Canadian can have a second Thanksgiving
I'M AWAKE www.twitch.tv/teddy_kanikami I SWEAR. More Promise Mascot Agency (maybe the end?) is now!
Teddy_Kanikami - Twitch
Crab vtuber here and on the YouTubes. Possible eldritch being. Mildly obsessive over fish.
www.twitch.tv
November 28, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Promise Mascot Agency is done and in the books. Truly 10/10 one of my favorite games of all time. If you haven't played it, get to it, and win the races I could not! @kaizengameworks.com deserves all the awards for it
We raided @willshand.bsky.social so that Canadian can have a second Thanksgiving
We raided @willshand.bsky.social so that Canadian can have a second Thanksgiving
I'M AWAKE www.twitch.tv/teddy_kanikami I SWEAR. More Promise Mascot Agency (maybe the end?) is now!
Teddy_Kanikami - Twitch
Crab vtuber here and on the YouTubes. Possible eldritch being. Mildly obsessive over fish.
www.twitch.tv
November 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I'M AWAKE www.twitch.tv/teddy_kanikami I SWEAR. More Promise Mascot Agency (maybe the end?) is now!
Going to be a little late going live. Fell asleep after food and only just woke up, will go live as soon as I can
November 27, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Going to be a little late going live. Fell asleep after food and only just woke up, will go live as soon as I can
Reposted by Teddy Kanikami
We're live with...
THE 11TH ANNUAL INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY FAMILY AVOIDANCE STREAM
Come by and let's roast the stupid you have to deal with today so you don't, you know... actually roast them.
www.twitch.tv/Danination
THE 11TH ANNUAL INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY FAMILY AVOIDANCE STREAM
Come by and let's roast the stupid you have to deal with today so you don't, you know... actually roast them.
www.twitch.tv/Danination
TODAY!
The 11th Annual International Holiday Family Avoidance Stream
Giving you something to do today so you don't do something to someone who probably deserves it.
Noon Eastern to 3pm on Twitch.tv/Danination with @catashtrophe.bsky.social and a random assortment of games!
The 11th Annual International Holiday Family Avoidance Stream
Giving you something to do today so you don't do something to someone who probably deserves it.
Noon Eastern to 3pm on Twitch.tv/Danination with @catashtrophe.bsky.social and a random assortment of games!
a snowman is holding a torch in his mouth .
ALT: a snowman is holding a torch in his mouth .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
We're live with...
THE 11TH ANNUAL INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY FAMILY AVOIDANCE STREAM
Come by and let's roast the stupid you have to deal with today so you don't, you know... actually roast them.
www.twitch.tv/Danination
THE 11TH ANNUAL INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY FAMILY AVOIDANCE STREAM
Come by and let's roast the stupid you have to deal with today so you don't, you know... actually roast them.
www.twitch.tv/Danination
Reposted by Teddy Kanikami
It would be extremely cool if a bunch of people called payment processors over Black Friday weekend to ask why they're telling people what they can and can't buy with their own money. This holiday season, give the gift of calling payment processors over Black Friday weekend
Spoke with a source who told me the call volume is so high, a call center for both Mastercard & Visa is bringing out pizza and ice cream so agents don’t quite amid the rush. Long waits are causing dropped calls.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 AM
It would be extremely cool if a bunch of people called payment processors over Black Friday weekend to ask why they're telling people what they can and can't buy with their own money. This holiday season, give the gift of calling payment processors over Black Friday weekend
Wallace and Gromit DLC done! I still have so much to powerwash before I can start 2. More to come!
We raided @willshand.bsky.social for something sloppy apparently!
We raided @willshand.bsky.social for something sloppy apparently!
The cheese and crackers continue as @implodingzombie.bsky.social and I get back to washing up the Wallace and Gromit DLC www.twitch.tv/teddy_kanikami Time for more unhinged conversations!
Teddy_Kanikami - Twitch
Crab vtuber here and on the YouTubes. Possible eldritch being. Mildly obsessive over fish.
www.twitch.tv
November 27, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Wallace and Gromit DLC done! I still have so much to powerwash before I can start 2. More to come!
We raided @willshand.bsky.social for something sloppy apparently!
We raided @willshand.bsky.social for something sloppy apparently!
The cheese and crackers continue as @implodingzombie.bsky.social and I get back to washing up the Wallace and Gromit DLC www.twitch.tv/teddy_kanikami Time for more unhinged conversations!
Teddy_Kanikami - Twitch
Crab vtuber here and on the YouTubes. Possible eldritch being. Mildly obsessive over fish.
www.twitch.tv
November 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM
The cheese and crackers continue as @implodingzombie.bsky.social and I get back to washing up the Wallace and Gromit DLC www.twitch.tv/teddy_kanikami Time for more unhinged conversations!
I had a thought that the reason AI prompters will never truly be artists is because they lack the one thing all artists share: crippling self-doubt
Then I realized this theory also disqualifies Anish Kapoor
So I guess it's a good theory
Then I realized this theory also disqualifies Anish Kapoor
So I guess it's a good theory
November 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I had a thought that the reason AI prompters will never truly be artists is because they lack the one thing all artists share: crippling self-doubt
Then I realized this theory also disqualifies Anish Kapoor
So I guess it's a good theory
Then I realized this theory also disqualifies Anish Kapoor
So I guess it's a good theory
Reposted by Teddy Kanikami
Remember your favorite creator possibly might be struggling with imposter syndrome and doubt and this timeline sucks.. so if you find yourself thinking “wow I really relate to this persons work” or that persons work gives you joy, you should probably tell them. It’s a hard time to be a creative.
November 26, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Remember your favorite creator possibly might be struggling with imposter syndrome and doubt and this timeline sucks.. so if you find yourself thinking “wow I really relate to this persons work” or that persons work gives you joy, you should probably tell them. It’s a hard time to be a creative.
Going to the orgy, shutting down ur roads
when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean
November 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Going to the orgy, shutting down ur roads
I took a shower and my bellybutton lint washed out and landed on my foot and it looked like a leech
you're welcome
you're welcome
November 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I took a shower and my bellybutton lint washed out and landed on my foot and it looked like a leech
you're welcome
you're welcome
Wine. Butt. Money.
Wine but money?
Wine buttmoney?
Winebutt money?
Wine but money?
Wine buttmoney?
Winebutt money?
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Wine. Butt. Money.
Wine but money?
Wine buttmoney?
Winebutt money?
Wine but money?
Wine buttmoney?
Winebutt money?
Done with work for the day, have a VOD youtu.be/pCaMlqNaJWk
Powerwash Simulator Wallace and Gromit DLC - More Cheese? - Twitch VOD 19 November 2025
YouTube video by Teddy Kanikami VOD Archive
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Done with work for the day, have a VOD youtu.be/pCaMlqNaJWk
Reposted by Teddy Kanikami
Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
I should be working on clips today, but too tired. Satisfactory has taken me again
November 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I should be working on clips today, but too tired. Satisfactory has taken me again
Closing in on the end of the semester and having free time
Wed: Liz and I keep cracking on in Powerwash Wallace & Gromit DLC
Thurs: Maybe the end of Promise Mascot Agency?
Fri: Cake gifted me the full release of Sip Fisher, so let's drain a lake
Sat: Chat Choice 'hopefully I'm not too tired' edition
Wed: Liz and I keep cracking on in Powerwash Wallace & Gromit DLC
Thurs: Maybe the end of Promise Mascot Agency?
Fri: Cake gifted me the full release of Sip Fisher, so let's drain a lake
Sat: Chat Choice 'hopefully I'm not too tired' edition
November 23, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Closing in on the end of the semester and having free time
Wed: Liz and I keep cracking on in Powerwash Wallace & Gromit DLC
Thurs: Maybe the end of Promise Mascot Agency?
Fri: Cake gifted me the full release of Sip Fisher, so let's drain a lake
Sat: Chat Choice 'hopefully I'm not too tired' edition
Wed: Liz and I keep cracking on in Powerwash Wallace & Gromit DLC
Thurs: Maybe the end of Promise Mascot Agency?
Fri: Cake gifted me the full release of Sip Fisher, so let's drain a lake
Sat: Chat Choice 'hopefully I'm not too tired' edition
Ever so mildly hung over from celebrating at a baby shower yesterday, then celebrating the MMM finale
Thank you breakfast delivery for keeping me alive today
Thank you breakfast delivery for keeping me alive today
November 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Ever so mildly hung over from celebrating at a baby shower yesterday, then celebrating the MMM finale
Thank you breakfast delivery for keeping me alive today
Thank you breakfast delivery for keeping me alive today
oh my god this
the first time i saw it i thought "haha funny gag, you make it look like you don't know how to microphone"
then it just kept happening
the first time i saw it i thought "haha funny gag, you make it look like you don't know how to microphone"
then it just kept happening
why have reporters, politicians, influencers, etc. all of a sudden seem to have started holding lapel mics to talk into them? it’s a lapel mic, it’s specifically designed to go on your shirt or lapel, you look ridiculous holding it, stop it.
November 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
oh my god this
the first time i saw it i thought "haha funny gag, you make it look like you don't know how to microphone"
then it just kept happening
the first time i saw it i thought "haha funny gag, you make it look like you don't know how to microphone"
then it just kept happening
no stream tonight. brain is very bad and having a wee bit of a spiral. will be back next week
November 21, 2025 at 8:55 PM
no stream tonight. brain is very bad and having a wee bit of a spiral. will be back next week
I am cursed to go through my work life surrounded by right wing insane people. No, drag queen story time is not a sex thing, yes we landed on the moon, no that asteroid is not aliens, no nasa doesn't even HAVE that much money...
November 21, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I am cursed to go through my work life surrounded by right wing insane people. No, drag queen story time is not a sex thing, yes we landed on the moon, no that asteroid is not aliens, no nasa doesn't even HAVE that much money...
Sidequests are pretty much wrapped up, and we close in on an explosive end! Only maybe one or two more streams of mascots depending on how much gets thrown at us.
We raided Wavy to get everyone back on the MMM loop. I don't have their bsky, so here's just a link right to stream www.twitch.tv/wavy
We raided Wavy to get everyone back on the MMM loop. I don't have their bsky, so here's just a link right to stream www.twitch.tv/wavy
November 21, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Sidequests are pretty much wrapped up, and we close in on an explosive end! Only maybe one or two more streams of mascots depending on how much gets thrown at us.
We raided Wavy to get everyone back on the MMM loop. I don't have their bsky, so here's just a link right to stream www.twitch.tv/wavy
We raided Wavy to get everyone back on the MMM loop. I don't have their bsky, so here's just a link right to stream www.twitch.tv/wavy
We're nearing the end of our time with the mascots of Promise Mascot Agency www.twitch.tv/teddy_kanikami Let's do some sidequest cleanup on the map. If we do enough, we might even finish it tonight
Teddy_Kanikami - Twitch
Crab vtuber here and on the YouTubes. Possible eldritch being. Mildly obsessive over fish.
www.twitch.tv
November 20, 2025 at 10:54 PM
We're nearing the end of our time with the mascots of Promise Mascot Agency www.twitch.tv/teddy_kanikami Let's do some sidequest cleanup on the map. If we do enough, we might even finish it tonight