Tennessee Sewer Batman
@tennsewerbatman.bsky.social
Reborn from the Depths of the Chattanooga
Sewers to post about College Football, Defense Industrial Policy, and Various EDSBS Commentariat Nonsense
Despite name, Bama Fan and WUSTL grad
Sewers to post about College Football, Defense Industrial Policy, and Various EDSBS Commentariat Nonsense
Despite name, Bama Fan and WUSTL grad
Brian Daboll’s agent is about to lie through his teeth about how well he and Jalen got along at Bama
The way to fix Hurts is to pair him with an offensive HC who has his own system and is intimately involved in the offense regardless of the OC, so that there’s continuity regardless. I’m not sure what Sirianni even wants his offense to be
Get Hurts a coach he can work with for years.
Get Hurts a coach he can work with for years.
December 9, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Brian Daboll’s agent is about to lie through his teeth about how well he and Jalen got along at Bama
REJECT MODERNITY
EMBRACE TRADITION
EMBRACE TRADITION
Notre Dame says they will decline a bowl game invite.
December 7, 2025 at 8:58 PM
REJECT MODERNITY
EMBRACE TRADITION
EMBRACE TRADITION
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Americans are angry because we're constantly being asked by elites to believe what we all know are lies, like "this team with two losses deserves a shot at the college football national championship." They don't. Facts don't care about your feelings.
December 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Americans are angry because we're constantly being asked by elites to believe what we all know are lies, like "this team with two losses deserves a shot at the college football national championship." They don't. Facts don't care about your feelings.
The weekly rankings are the biggest reveal of how much the committee is bullshitting
If they just revealed the final, then you’d at least have cover for any sycophants to navel gaze your logic
If they just revealed the final, then you’d at least have cover for any sycophants to navel gaze your logic
December 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The weekly rankings are the biggest reveal of how much the committee is bullshitting
If they just revealed the final, then you’d at least have cover for any sycophants to navel gaze your logic
If they just revealed the final, then you’d at least have cover for any sycophants to navel gaze your logic
I am sticking to my main standard as the last time this happened
1) I am glad my team made it
2) We shouldn’t have
3)Bring back the computers
Only it was a lot more fun when it was Florida State
1) I am glad my team made it
2) We shouldn’t have
3)Bring back the computers
Only it was a lot more fun when it was Florida State
December 7, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I am sticking to my main standard as the last time this happened
1) I am glad my team made it
2) We shouldn’t have
3)Bring back the computers
Only it was a lot more fun when it was Florida State
1) I am glad my team made it
2) We shouldn’t have
3)Bring back the computers
Only it was a lot more fun when it was Florida State
DUKE
THE ULTIMATE BRACKET BUSTER
THE ULTIMATE BRACKET BUSTER
December 7, 2025 at 5:00 AM
DUKE
THE ULTIMATE BRACKET BUSTER
THE ULTIMATE BRACKET BUSTER
Bar TVs currently in a race to see if the 2nd half of the MLS title can finish by the start of the SEC title
December 6, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Bar TVs currently in a race to see if the 2nd half of the MLS title can finish by the start of the SEC title
THATS SOME SPICY MAYO
December 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
THATS SOME SPICY MAYO
HATIN ON LANE NOW DEM PARTY PLATFORM
Solid lane kiffin/trump edit from
[checks notes, squints hard]
the official Democrats account on tiktok
[checks notes, squints hard]
the official Democrats account on tiktok
December 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
HATIN ON LANE NOW DEM PARTY PLATFORM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
December 5, 2025 at 12:33 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The Crypto bros have cut an AI generated college football ad against Wyoming’s Senator
It includes:
-Players in fake Bama uniforms with the Tennessee T
-A stadium that rotates through Bama, TAMU, Fayetteville, USC, and a couple of other locales
-Trump as a fake Nick Saban
It includes:
-Players in fake Bama uniforms with the Tennessee T
-A stadium that rotates through Bama, TAMU, Fayetteville, USC, and a couple of other locales
-Trump as a fake Nick Saban
December 4, 2025 at 11:40 PM
The Crypto bros have cut an AI generated college football ad against Wyoming’s Senator
It includes:
-Players in fake Bama uniforms with the Tennessee T
-A stadium that rotates through Bama, TAMU, Fayetteville, USC, and a couple of other locales
-Trump as a fake Nick Saban
It includes:
-Players in fake Bama uniforms with the Tennessee T
-A stadium that rotates through Bama, TAMU, Fayetteville, USC, and a couple of other locales
-Trump as a fake Nick Saban
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I hated the 400 emails this week, the fact that my very good TV has unskippable pop up ads for streaming services alongside mandatory smart updates I don’t use. I hate apps that make their notifications useless because they pump them full of ads. I hate ads
December 4, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I hated the 400 emails this week, the fact that my very good TV has unskippable pop up ads for streaming services alongside mandatory smart updates I don’t use. I hate apps that make their notifications useless because they pump them full of ads. I hate ads
Let me consult with my lawyers on this one
(All of my lawyers are *on here*)
(All of my lawyers are *on here*)
December 4, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Let me consult with my lawyers on this one
(All of my lawyers are *on here*)
(All of my lawyers are *on here*)
To be fair, this is true in a lot of the business and non-business world too
There’s an interesting phenomenon in a military career when you go from understanding the SJA (JAG) as a hindrance to realizing that you are their client. The SJA works for you and keeps you out of trouble.
December 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
To be fair, this is true in a lot of the business and non-business world too
Sometimes fractions tell a better story than the number they represent
When almost 1 of every 7 Tennesseeans switch from voting for you to against you in a year
You might have a national problem
When almost 1 of every 7 Tennesseeans switch from voting for you to against you in a year
You might have a national problem
December 3, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Sometimes fractions tell a better story than the number they represent
When almost 1 of every 7 Tennesseeans switch from voting for you to against you in a year
You might have a national problem
When almost 1 of every 7 Tennesseeans switch from voting for you to against you in a year
You might have a national problem
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Conceding the election at her watch party at Marathon Music Works in Nashville, Behn called the race "the beginning of something so powerful across Tennessee and across the South."
"The South is not silent, because the South has something to say."
"The South is not silent, because the South has something to say."
December 3, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Conceding the election at her watch party at Marathon Music Works in Nashville, Behn called the race "the beginning of something so powerful across Tennessee and across the South."
"The South is not silent, because the South has something to say."
"The South is not silent, because the South has something to say."
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We were so mean to those sweet little computers.
They had no conflicts of interest. They had no takes. They weren’t athletic directors with a million other job responsibilities. They just wanted to give us football numbers and we hated them for it
They had no conflicts of interest. They had no takes. They weren’t athletic directors with a million other job responsibilities. They just wanted to give us football numbers and we hated them for it
December 3, 2025 at 12:41 AM
We were so mean to those sweet little computers.
They had no conflicts of interest. They had no takes. They weren’t athletic directors with a million other job responsibilities. They just wanted to give us football numbers and we hated them for it
They had no conflicts of interest. They had no takes. They weren’t athletic directors with a million other job responsibilities. They just wanted to give us football numbers and we hated them for it
It just hit me that Franklin is the first coach Penn State fired in like a century
Not to mention, no one likes Brian Kelly so no one cared he got dumped in October
A lot of folks DO like James Franklin (some don’t as well, sure.) Firing a well-liked, hugely successful coach *in October* without a guy lined up was a bad idea
A lot of folks DO like James Franklin (some don’t as well, sure.) Firing a well-liked, hugely successful coach *in October* without a guy lined up was a bad idea
December 2, 2025 at 11:54 PM
It just hit me that Franklin is the first coach Penn State fired in like a century
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Streaming services: massive budgets for a 6-8 episode show
Me: back in my day we pretended the same Canadian forest and quarries was a different planet 22 times a season and we loved it
Me: back in my day we pretended the same Canadian forest and quarries was a different planet 22 times a season and we loved it
December 2, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Streaming services: massive budgets for a 6-8 episode show
Me: back in my day we pretended the same Canadian forest and quarries was a different planet 22 times a season and we loved it
Me: back in my day we pretended the same Canadian forest and quarries was a different planet 22 times a season and we loved it
Bo Nix stole Auburns Mandate of Heaven
Also starring the 2025 Broncos as the 2024 Chiefs.
December 1, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Bo Nix stole Auburns Mandate of Heaven
Sherman Anti-Trust Act nearly viable at this point
I'm surprised that a coalition of athletic departments hasn't put out a hit on Jimmy Sexton.
November 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Sherman Anti-Trust Act nearly viable at this point
PETE GOLDING GROVE WINE
November 30, 2025 at 9:01 PM
PETE GOLDING GROVE WINE
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slotting james madison in the playoff via The Duke Contingency shows a lack of imagination. you need to entertain a world where JMU loses the sun belt and the committee has to decide if they’re gonna put in 5 loss duke or, like, UNLV
November 30, 2025 at 4:40 AM
slotting james madison in the playoff via The Duke Contingency shows a lack of imagination. you need to entertain a world where JMU loses the sun belt and the committee has to decide if they’re gonna put in 5 loss duke or, like, UNLV