Tennessee Sewer Batman
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Reborn from the Depths of the Chattanooga Sewers to post about College Football, Defense Industrial Policy, and Various EDSBS Commentariat Nonsense Despite name, Bama Fan and WUSTL grad
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Yeah I always found the Bama/Ohio State impacts very interesting

Always thought of the tOSU base as a much much wider fanbase, that usually had 2nd or 3rd teams

So it always seemed like they could suck up excess oxygen or be a rising tide lifting all

Meanwhile BHM is a block vote on the big game
The other obvious one is Ohio State, but that usually just results in them being punished with Big Noon Saturday
This is great, though I would add one thing to Ben’s analysis

There’re markets that skew ratings depending on where they fall in the day

The Birmingham market in particular will show up and be #2 or #3 if Bama isn’t playing

So tv will move Bama around to either clear slate or counter program
Gameday to start the day and the lead game on SC at night. Two undefeated teams and Heisman frontrunners + the game was great.

But IU vs. Oregon struck out in terms of ratings.

I wrote about why that is and how it explains how CFB fans watch the sport.

awfulannouncing.com/college-foot...
Indiana-Oregon's disappointing ratings explains everything about college football's TV landscape
Indiana's upset of Oregon got fewer viewers than three SEC games this past weekend, but that shouldn't be much of a surprise.
awfulannouncing.com
I will also volunteer myself here, but more from the lifelong “yeah that’s just how we feel, and that’s okay” Episcopalian side of it
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No 👏 Kings 👏 includes 👏 Draft 👏 Kings
CNN is covering prediction market odds from an online casino as if it’s actual polling data
We don’t talk this way!

Direct scripture quotations aren’t a thing we do!

It’s not a taboo, but we don’t cite scripture in casual convo (or some might say in vain)

It’s for when you are MAD, want to make a POINT and you are RIGHTEOUS

And it’s the same tone of voice as referencing THE REPUBLIC
When normie Episcopalians start quoting scripture, it’s a unique level of pissedness
you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text:

Episcopalians on Facebook
Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h •
Exodus 8:2-6
"But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs...
The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."
There are literally studies that this is true!
There’s a reason he’s not press secretary
Bessent: "This crazy No Kings rally this weekend, which is gonna be the farthest left, the hardest core, the most unhinged in the Democratic Party, which is a big title. No Kings equals no paychecks."
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Alexa what’s the best time to start trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored
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my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
www.consumerreports.org
A company isn’t a real company until it pays a regular dividend
Probably not an original thought, but I’ve been spitballing a scheme making it way less attractive to take publicly listed companies private.

Say what you will about shareholders, in most cases you’re talking institutional money that doesn’t like its investment imploding.
Lmao WaPo has fewer than 100K circulation now. It turns out “alienate your liberal subscriber base” is not a good strategy when the Republicans also hate you. www.forbes.com/sites/andyme...
We didn’t have this problem when you were nine
About to make the brick-throwing side of the state look SANE
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I don't understand why U.S. reporters so regularly seem to let politicians get away with 'I haven't seen that' about stuff a) they obviously know and b) is directly relevant to their job. Did they sign some kind of agreement never to ask a follow-up question?
REPORTER: We know the president moved forward with mass layoffs. We're also learning there were significant cuts to staff at special education services. Are you comfortable with those cuts?

MIKE JOHNSON: I haven't seen the specifics of that and I don't know
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Silicon Valley would be better with regular drug tests. No federally scheduled substances.
If you fail, your 83(b) exemption is rescinded and you’re debarred.
Anyone who claims that Silicon Valley would be better with more humanities education has to grapple with the fact that Peter Thiel was a philosophy major.
Jordan Hare Calls for Blood
auburn/georgia is reaching a level of stupid i didnt even know was possible
Well that’s gonna be a new rule next year
Nope! was out and about!

How did it go??
Lmao Auburn literally just ran the play that Bama used to seal the UGA victory

They just didn’t execute
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Striking milestone in the Trent Dilfer era at UAB: