tessesseff
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i am in the part of my phd program where i shouldn't be on here too much.
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a system where wizards throw lightning bolts and lack any particular system for understanding them is incorrect. there should be more lightning wizards who incorrectly believe they can resurrect the dead if they cast lightning good enough
September 1, 2025 at 6:54 AM
a system where wizards throw lightning bolts and lack any particular system for understanding them is incorrect. there should be more lightning wizards who incorrectly believe they can resurrect the dead if they cast lightning good enough
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"magic system that works on the basis of" lemme just stop you right there. did you know the most important parts of the steam engine & heat exchanger as technologies were invented by people whose internal concept of thermodynamics was literally backwards to ours
September 1, 2025 at 6:50 AM
"magic system that works on the basis of" lemme just stop you right there. did you know the most important parts of the steam engine & heat exchanger as technologies were invented by people whose internal concept of thermodynamics was literally backwards to ours
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2025 was bad but at least charlie kirk's neck exploded
January 1, 2026 at 1:00 AM
2025 was bad but at least charlie kirk's neck exploded
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Me and Joyce spent like four months saying “it’s tall trees we’re barking up”
THAT’S JUST HOW A BARN DOOR CLOSES
come up with a fake but plausible folksy aphorism. use your phrase once in every conversation you have for a day. if someone asks you what your phrase means, you lose. if someone else uses your phrase, you win.
come up with a fake but plausible folksy aphorism. use your phrase once in every conversation you have for a day. if someone asks you what your phrase means, you lose. if someone else uses your phrase, you win.
I need everyone to make a shitpost game that fits into at most 3 posts on here before the end of the year otherwise thr sun will not rise again
December 31, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Me and Joyce spent like four months saying “it’s tall trees we’re barking up”
records I loved in 2025 that came out in 2025 / records I loved in 2025 that did not come out in 2025
December 29, 2025 at 11:12 PM
records I loved in 2025 that came out in 2025 / records I loved in 2025 that did not come out in 2025
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it’s like Anthony Bourdain said: once you’ve been to San Francisco, you’ll never stop wanting to beat Marc Andreessen to death with your bare hands
December 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
it’s like Anthony Bourdain said: once you’ve been to San Francisco, you’ll never stop wanting to beat Marc Andreessen to death with your bare hands
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and to Tiny Tim, who EXPLODED into viscera,
December 23, 2025 at 11:43 PM
and to Tiny Tim, who EXPLODED into viscera,
I really want to learn to code & set up a personal server for exactly one use case that I have longed for since the end of Pandora & Grooveshark. maybe this will be the thing I put all my hobby time into after the QE?
December 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I really want to learn to code & set up a personal server for exactly one use case that I have longed for since the end of Pandora & Grooveshark. maybe this will be the thing I put all my hobby time into after the QE?
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Arugula is probably my favorite leafy green and it's definitely in my top 5 sounds a horny cartoon wolf might make
December 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Arugula is probably my favorite leafy green and it's definitely in my top 5 sounds a horny cartoon wolf might make
I am celebrating the end of a pretty awful academic quarter by having a large white claw and playing street fighter 6. this is still the best video game.
December 20, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I am celebrating the end of a pretty awful academic quarter by having a large white claw and playing street fighter 6. this is still the best video game.
delighted that a quick search for an anticodon chart today brought me to A Website
December 19, 2025 at 8:19 PM
delighted that a quick search for an anticodon chart today brought me to A Website
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Socialism works
December 17, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Socialism works
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bjorks hitbox is fucked
December 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
bjorks hitbox is fucked
damn it looks like pulpgrinder thesaurus rex disappeared since the last time I downloaded it. anybody have a good reference site or app for this sort of thing? do I start writing my homework with rhymezone?
December 16, 2025 at 6:44 PM
damn it looks like pulpgrinder thesaurus rex disappeared since the last time I downloaded it. anybody have a good reference site or app for this sort of thing? do I start writing my homework with rhymezone?
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I like games that give you tough choices
December 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I like games that give you tough choices
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my short film Homemade Gatorade is showing at Sundance 2026 😋 such a wonderful honor, I can’t believe it !!
big big thanks to my friends that contributed to this film, and to all my patrons that helped fund it ✨ @sundance.org
big big thanks to my friends that contributed to this film, and to all my patrons that helped fund it ✨ @sundance.org
December 15, 2025 at 6:16 PM
my short film Homemade Gatorade is showing at Sundance 2026 😋 such a wonderful honor, I can’t believe it !!
big big thanks to my friends that contributed to this film, and to all my patrons that helped fund it ✨ @sundance.org
big big thanks to my friends that contributed to this film, and to all my patrons that helped fund it ✨ @sundance.org
being one of those dummies who still loves listening to Maron I have been on board w/ this pod & its awful dick pill ads since Richard Kind. the jump from Lina Khan to Zohran Mamdani was so quick that it started to feel like no guest is off the table. gonna start manifesting my dream episode now
December 15, 2025 at 3:25 AM
being one of those dummies who still loves listening to Maron I have been on board w/ this pod & its awful dick pill ads since Richard Kind. the jump from Lina Khan to Zohran Mamdani was so quick that it started to feel like no guest is off the table. gonna start manifesting my dream episode now
pruning my mp3s of edge cases i may not want/need to spin again. reckon this one has to stay even if each track is more or less the same.
the commitment to being *exactly* 50% mbv and 50% dnb is just so commendable. i have a big dumb grin on the whole time.
foreverstar.bandcamp.com/album/second...
the commitment to being *exactly* 50% mbv and 50% dnb is just so commendable. i have a big dumb grin on the whole time.
foreverstar.bandcamp.com/album/second...
Second Gen Dream, by forever ☆
7 track album
foreverstar.bandcamp.com
December 15, 2025 at 2:50 AM
pruning my mp3s of edge cases i may not want/need to spin again. reckon this one has to stay even if each track is more or less the same.
the commitment to being *exactly* 50% mbv and 50% dnb is just so commendable. i have a big dumb grin on the whole time.
foreverstar.bandcamp.com/album/second...
the commitment to being *exactly* 50% mbv and 50% dnb is just so commendable. i have a big dumb grin on the whole time.
foreverstar.bandcamp.com/album/second...
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Every detail I find out about this character makes me despise her more
December 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Every detail I find out about this character makes me despise her more
stayed up too late several nights of finals week chatting w/ my engineer roommate from Hunan bout how to win friends & influence people (she raised the excellent point of let's not make the same introvert mistakes in grad school we did in undergrad). I would like to find a social scene in Davis!
December 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
stayed up too late several nights of finals week chatting w/ my engineer roommate from Hunan bout how to win friends & influence people (she raised the excellent point of let's not make the same introvert mistakes in grad school we did in undergrad). I would like to find a social scene in Davis!
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Found the coolest website that takes random found cassette tapes people submit and digitizes them. I’m listening to an NYC hip hop station from 1994: intertapes.net
Intertapes — Main
Obscure tape finds and their stories
intertapes.net
December 13, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Found the coolest website that takes random found cassette tapes people submit and digitizes them. I’m listening to an NYC hip hop station from 1994: intertapes.net
I had no idea Skate Story would be so Sayonara Wild Hearts-ish! I was just drawn in by the grafx & that bonkers logline & a need to support the xtreme sports genre revival.
anyway the industry should have CanCon type laws to ensure a higher % of videogames have actual music by real bands in them.
anyway the industry should have CanCon type laws to ensure a higher % of videogames have actual music by real bands in them.
December 13, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I had no idea Skate Story would be so Sayonara Wild Hearts-ish! I was just drawn in by the grafx & that bonkers logline & a need to support the xtreme sports genre revival.
anyway the industry should have CanCon type laws to ensure a higher % of videogames have actual music by real bands in them.
anyway the industry should have CanCon type laws to ensure a higher % of videogames have actual music by real bands in them.