Teth's Existential Dread
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Writer, gamer, music lover.
People who claim that they're evil are usually no worse than the rest of us... It's people who claim that they're good, or any way better than the rest of us, that you have to be wary of. -Wicked (the novel, dumbasses)
People who claim that they're evil are usually no worse than the rest of us... It's people who claim that they're good, or any way better than the rest of us, that you have to be wary of. -Wicked (the novel, dumbasses)
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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Conspiracy theory time: Boebert is the most vulnerable in the GOP because they know where the money for her now closed Shooters actually came from. Real life Los Pollos Hermanos vibes if you feel me.
November 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Conspiracy theory time: Boebert is the most vulnerable in the GOP because they know where the money for her now closed Shooters actually came from. Real life Los Pollos Hermanos vibes if you feel me.
Charli isn't the pop star we wanted, but turns out she's the one we needed. youtu.be/Xgp7wlBfASA?...
Charli xcx - House featuring John Cale (Official Video)
YouTube video by Charli xcx
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November 11, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Charli isn't the pop star we wanted, but turns out she's the one we needed. youtu.be/Xgp7wlBfASA?...
Boss took us to a Michelin starred restaurant last night. When you have extra money in the budget, I guess that's one way to use it.
November 6, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Boss took us to a Michelin starred restaurant last night. When you have extra money in the budget, I guess that's one way to use it.
Nearing the end of Bloodlines 2. I'm enjoying it. However, there are so many signs now of the game we could have had, and what the devs obviously wanted to make.
For everything it does right, there is a missed opportunity. Let's hope the DLC stories get some polish before they are released.
For everything it does right, there is a missed opportunity. Let's hope the DLC stories get some polish before they are released.
November 4, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Nearing the end of Bloodlines 2. I'm enjoying it. However, there are so many signs now of the game we could have had, and what the devs obviously wanted to make.
For everything it does right, there is a missed opportunity. Let's hope the DLC stories get some polish before they are released.
For everything it does right, there is a missed opportunity. Let's hope the DLC stories get some polish before they are released.
Every generation, and even every small community, has had it's 6-7. At our HS it was "Jerry" or "Your momma's penis". Before that it was Simpson quotes and Beavis impressions ("I am the great cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole"). Brain rot isn't new, it just gets viral, and ends, faster.
November 2, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Every generation, and even every small community, has had it's 6-7. At our HS it was "Jerry" or "Your momma's penis". Before that it was Simpson quotes and Beavis impressions ("I am the great cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole"). Brain rot isn't new, it just gets viral, and ends, faster.
Good day to check the mail
October 31, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Good day to check the mail
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As usual, a single issue topples hope because the terminally online can't understand context and nuance.
October 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
As usual, a single issue topples hope because the terminally online can't understand context and nuance.
Every time I go to one of the other socials to check in on folks, I notice that most of the conservative leaning ones are the most duped by AI. This morning it's an AI Reagan using language that didn't exist until the 00s. These aren't dumb people either. They are seemingly just willfully ignorant.
October 19, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Every time I go to one of the other socials to check in on folks, I notice that most of the conservative leaning ones are the most duped by AI. This morning it's an AI Reagan using language that didn't exist until the 00s. These aren't dumb people either. They are seemingly just willfully ignorant.
My first full day with progressive lenses.
I'm not old, I say, I just need 3 different prescriptions smashed into a single lens to see like a normal person.
I will get bifocals over my dead body.
I'm not old, I say, I just need 3 different prescriptions smashed into a single lens to see like a normal person.
I will get bifocals over my dead body.
October 17, 2025 at 1:35 PM
My first full day with progressive lenses.
I'm not old, I say, I just need 3 different prescriptions smashed into a single lens to see like a normal person.
I will get bifocals over my dead body.
I'm not old, I say, I just need 3 different prescriptions smashed into a single lens to see like a normal person.
I will get bifocals over my dead body.
After over 7 years of working from home, and during that time expanding both my career and productivity, the dreaded RTO mandate came.
So much wasted time. Time to only work during office hours and take advantage of my unlimited PTO. Malicious compliance here we come.
So much wasted time. Time to only work during office hours and take advantage of my unlimited PTO. Malicious compliance here we come.
October 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
After over 7 years of working from home, and during that time expanding both my career and productivity, the dreaded RTO mandate came.
So much wasted time. Time to only work during office hours and take advantage of my unlimited PTO. Malicious compliance here we come.
So much wasted time. Time to only work during office hours and take advantage of my unlimited PTO. Malicious compliance here we come.
Tori transforms the subtle rivalry of Cohen's Famous Blue Raincoat into a scathing takedown of an abusive ex.
youtu.be/PMSbICWbjBw?...
youtu.be/PMSbICWbjBw?...
October 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Tori transforms the subtle rivalry of Cohen's Famous Blue Raincoat into a scathing takedown of an abusive ex.
youtu.be/PMSbICWbjBw?...
youtu.be/PMSbICWbjBw?...
34 Nights in and I still haven't beat Hades 2. I've gotten to both bosses, and almost killed each. I can say I'm glad I didn't spoil myself on any of the encounters, because watching the story unfold is awesome.
October 7, 2025 at 2:20 AM
34 Nights in and I still haven't beat Hades 2. I've gotten to both bosses, and almost killed each. I can say I'm glad I didn't spoil myself on any of the encounters, because watching the story unfold is awesome.
I'm the nightmare you need. youtu.be/u0b-k1EMmGo?...
The Prize Fighter Inferno - Elm Street Loverboy [Official Audio]
YouTube video by Evil Ink Records
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October 4, 2025 at 7:31 AM
I'm the nightmare you need. youtu.be/u0b-k1EMmGo?...
Trying this whole *at least* one horror movie a day for October. Starting off with Wolf Creek.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0416...
www.imdb.com/title/tt0416...
Wolf Creek (2005) ⭐ 6.2 | Horror, Thriller
1h 39m | R
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October 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Trying this whole *at least* one horror movie a day for October. Starting off with Wolf Creek.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0416...
www.imdb.com/title/tt0416...
This is the grandson of the dude who used Reagan era policies to monopolize the housing construction markets, claim his houses were "luxury" to jack up prices while cutting corners, and screw contractors out of money. Now those same boomer contractors are rooting for him.
These people hate it when you make them prove their allegations instead of just allowing them to go straight to sentencing & punishment. His bs case against Lisa Cook has fallen apart making him look like the buffoon he is, so they want to remove her now before a hearing.
September 19, 2025 at 1:01 AM
This is the grandson of the dude who used Reagan era policies to monopolize the housing construction markets, claim his houses were "luxury" to jack up prices while cutting corners, and screw contractors out of money. Now those same boomer contractors are rooting for him.
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The Chinnery ghost looked healthier
September 18, 2025 at 3:24 PM
The Chinnery ghost looked healthier
Yesterday this beautiful monster left us. Uller I know you are no longer in pain, but it still doesn't make it better. Your brother misses you. I miss you and will always. Thank you for giving me 10 years of your friendship.
September 18, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Yesterday this beautiful monster left us. Uller I know you are no longer in pain, but it still doesn't make it better. Your brother misses you. I miss you and will always. Thank you for giving me 10 years of your friendship.
A friend just said they were excited to see The Devil Wears Prada and I got excited until I realized that they are musical theater gay and not 2010s MySpace gay.
September 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
A friend just said they were excited to see The Devil Wears Prada and I got excited until I realized that they are musical theater gay and not 2010s MySpace gay.
The best political jokes are nerdy ones. commandersherald.com/kash-patel-c...
Kash Patel Claims "Another Case Closed" After Sacrificing Clue Token | Commander's Herald
Former director of the ATF, current acting director of the FBI, and sycophant Kash Patel claimed another victory this week during a game of Magic
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September 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The best political jokes are nerdy ones. commandersherald.com/kash-patel-c...
This was needed. Thanks Coheed for giving us a night where we could feel normal for a bit.
September 13, 2025 at 4:58 PM
This was needed. Thanks Coheed for giving us a night where we could feel normal for a bit.
The US: You mean he wasn't a blue haired half-trans centaur?
Everywhere else: Anyway... What the hell is Bonnie Blue's Bang Bus?
This is our life now.
Everywhere else: Anyway... What the hell is Bonnie Blue's Bang Bus?
This is our life now.
September 12, 2025 at 4:14 PM
The US: You mean he wasn't a blue haired half-trans centaur?
Everywhere else: Anyway... What the hell is Bonnie Blue's Bang Bus?
This is our life now.
Everywhere else: Anyway... What the hell is Bonnie Blue's Bang Bus?
This is our life now.
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We now live in a world where KnowYourMeme.com has become our culture's Rosetta Stone
September 12, 2025 at 4:06 PM
We now live in a world where KnowYourMeme.com has become our culture's Rosetta Stone