Thais Afonso
@thaisafonso.bsky.social
Associate Literary Agent at Azantian. AALA Member. Freelance editor.
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Thais Afonso
@thaisafonso.bsky.social
· Jan 13
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I’m not doing #BluePit today because I’m still pretty sick and trying to save my spoons for client work, but some stuff is crossing my feed. If I liked your pitch, you can submit your query to me at querytracker.net/query/ThaisA...
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Hi everybody,
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
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November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Hi everybody,
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
These bitches were healthy and sane enough to install themselves as dictators for life. But when it's time for consequences, everyone is suddenly mentally ill, frail, and losing their mental faculties. Ok.
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
These bitches were healthy and sane enough to install themselves as dictators for life. But when it's time for consequences, everyone is suddenly mentally ill, frail, and losing their mental faculties. Ok.
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Que dia lindo.
Cada vez que atualizo o UOL tem mais um golpista sendo preso ✨
Cada vez que atualizo o UOL tem mais um golpista sendo preso ✨
November 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Que dia lindo.
Cada vez que atualizo o UOL tem mais um golpista sendo preso ✨
Cada vez que atualizo o UOL tem mais um golpista sendo preso ✨
Supreme Court has asked the police to arrest all of Bolsonaro's accomplices now that the trial is concluded. 🥂🥂
November 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Supreme Court has asked the police to arrest all of Bolsonaro's accomplices now that the trial is concluded. 🥂🥂
Trump appears to blurt out secret plan, not knowing it's already a bust
YouTube video by MS NOW
www.youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
"Well, Wicked: For Good did not fix the parts of the musical ..."
First of all, there was nothing in the musical that needed fixing.
First of all, there was nothing in the musical that needed fixing.
November 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
"Well, Wicked: For Good did not fix the parts of the musical ..."
First of all, there was nothing in the musical that needed fixing.
First of all, there was nothing in the musical that needed fixing.
If I hadn't known already, I would know Bolsonaro took an L just by the fact that every single TV set at the gym was tuned to the NFL.
Far-right former president Jair Bolsonaro arrested in Brazil
Far-right former president Jair Bolsonaro arrested in Brazil
Politician reportedly taken from his villa into custody at a federal police base about 7 miles from the capital
www.theguardian.com
November 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
If I hadn't known already, I would know Bolsonaro took an L just by the fact that every single TV set at the gym was tuned to the NFL.
When you just wake up to excellent news. 🙃
Far-right former president Jair Bolsonaro arrested in Brazil
Far-right former president Jair Bolsonaro arrested in Brazil
Politician reportedly taken from his villa into custody at a federal police base about 7 miles from the capital
www.theguardian.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:21 PM
When you just wake up to excellent news. 🙃
Is AI writing Forbes' headlines?
Target said it doesn’t think holiday sales will be enough to turn around a tough year.
Target Predicting Week Holiday Sales As Consumer Angst Weighs On Season
Target said it doesn’t think holiday sales will be enough to turn around a tough year.
www.forbes.com
November 19, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Is AI writing Forbes' headlines?
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Seriously, what is wrong with these people?
November 16, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Seriously, what is wrong with these people?
Genuinely offended South Americans were not included. 😑
November 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Genuinely offended South Americans were not included. 😑
OMG FINALLY
In the Monarch: Legacy of Monsters Season 2 trailer, surfing by Skull Island is kind of like hiking on Isla Nublar:
Monarch: Legacy of Monsters Season 2 Sets Release Date and Confirms a Surprising Character Return - Reactor
It's all fun and games until you fall into the center of the earth and can't get out.
reactormag.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
OMG FINALLY
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Hammajang Luck is up for a Goodreads Choice Award in the science fiction category!!! if you enjoyed my heist lesbians, you can vote in the first round here
mahalo nui loa!!!
mahalo nui loa!!!
Opening Round: Vote for the Readers' Favorite Science Fiction of 2025!
Discover the Readers' Favorite Science Fiction in the 2025 Goodreads Choice Awards.
www.goodreads.com
November 12, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Hammajang Luck is up for a Goodreads Choice Award in the science fiction category!!! if you enjoyed my heist lesbians, you can vote in the first round here
mahalo nui loa!!!
mahalo nui loa!!!
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Remember when she compared the keffiyeh to a swastika? Because I do...
November 11, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Remember when she compared the keffiyeh to a swastika? Because I do...
Is everyone unretiring in figure skating????
November 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Is everyone unretiring in figure skating????
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I’m not doing #BluePit today because I’m still pretty sick and trying to save my spoons for client work, but some stuff is crossing my feed. If I liked your pitch, you can submit your query to me at querytracker.net/query/ThaisA...
Query Thais Afonso at Jennifer Azantian Literary Agency
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January 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I’m not doing #BluePit today because I’m still pretty sick and trying to save my spoons for client work, but some stuff is crossing my feed. If I liked your pitch, you can submit your query to me at querytracker.net/query/ThaisA...
Very happy for my NYers friends. Also very happy that all the haters are furious.
November 5, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Very happy for my NYers friends. Also very happy that all the haters are furious.
So. His aunt.
October 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
So. His aunt.
Quando que eu vou poder votar nessa mulher pra Presidente?
✊🏽 PELO FIM DA ESCALA 6x1
Estivemos hoje, na Câmara Municipal do Rio, avançando a nossa luta pelo FIM da escala 6x1.
Uma luta que não é contra o trabalho. É pelo direito à VIDA além do trabalho.
É pelo direito do trabalhador ao descanso, ao lazer, à família e à dignidade. +👇🏽
Estivemos hoje, na Câmara Municipal do Rio, avançando a nossa luta pelo FIM da escala 6x1.
Uma luta que não é contra o trabalho. É pelo direito à VIDA além do trabalho.
É pelo direito do trabalhador ao descanso, ao lazer, à família e à dignidade. +👇🏽
October 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Quando que eu vou poder votar nessa mulher pra Presidente?
Americans are about to learn a lot about Caixa 2.
NEW: After The Washington Post reported Monday on the demolition of the "East Wing facade," a new picture obtained by Law Dork that was taken on Tuesday shows that a substantial portion of the entirety of the East Wing has been demolished.
October 21, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Americans are about to learn a lot about Caixa 2.
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They are giving away 50 copies of my debut, The Poet Empress, on goodreads! I hope you'll enter 🥰
#booksky #ThePoetEmpress
#booksky #ThePoetEmpress
October 20, 2025 at 10:36 PM
They are giving away 50 copies of my debut, The Poet Empress, on goodreads! I hope you'll enter 🥰
#booksky #ThePoetEmpress
#booksky #ThePoetEmpress
Not even my stupid bank app is working properly today. 💀
October 20, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Not even my stupid bank app is working properly today. 💀
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Shoutout to whoever was like the news sucks, let’s spice it up by doing a jewel heist at the Louvre
October 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Shoutout to whoever was like the news sucks, let’s spice it up by doing a jewel heist at the Louvre
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Hey, Sydette needs help. She is one of the people who makes the world brighter and better simply by existing. If you have the capacity, please consider dropping her what you can.
Yeah I really need help with this . I’m gonna go hyperventilate into a bag but this has gone bad quickly
Welp it’s gotten real real if you can please help. If you can’t it’s really hard out here so share
gofund.me/a5ee0064
gofund.me/a5ee0064
October 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Hey, Sydette needs help. She is one of the people who makes the world brighter and better simply by existing. If you have the capacity, please consider dropping her what you can.