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gshowitt.bsky.social
I have written 75 space orc first names and 36 space orc surnames. Please do with this what you will.
FIRST NAME Absolute Bang Big Brace Brink Buckle Bulk Bunk Carve Choke Clank Cog Crank Crash Crash-Into-Heaven Crunch Crust Dig Dog Doktor Doom Duke Eats Flaps Forge Funk Girder Girth Grip Grit Hench Hots Infinite Jeff Kick Kill-The-Moon Lump Lunk Piss Piston Plank Plug Problem Punch Ratchet Ready Rev Rivet Saw Scabs Scowl Scrap Screw Scrum Shiv Skurj Slam Slaps Slops Slug Sluice Socket Spike Spit Stabs Stomp Stonk Stop Sump Thunk Tink Truck Vice Wrench Yell LAST NAME Batteryhead Bigjaw Biglugs Bodycount Buzzsaw Capacitor Dogkicker Doomhand Doublehard Doubletap Drumsmith Fathead Fullauto Fullthrottle Gobshite Headheight Headkicker Jackhammer Killshot Nextweek Ninety-Nine One Hundred Overclock Pissmaster Ramdozer Redhand Redhot Rustbuzzer Skulljammer Tekripper Ten Thousand Tendozen Totality Tractorhead Wetmeat Yellmouth
February 10, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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thetnholler.bsky.social
🤡BEYOND PARODY

SEN. MULLIN: “I support removing 🇮🇷 ‘s regime.”
COLLINS: “You’re ok taking out the Iranian regime?”
MULLIN: “I am.”

*seconds later*

MULLIN: “We’re not into regime change.”
COLLINS: “But you just said you are.”
MULLIN: “Yeah, Absolutely.”

Bro whut🤦🏻‍♂️
January 14, 2026 at 2:10 PM
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dumbmike.bsky.social
Alas, I have become what I most feared: ten draculas.
January 14, 2026 at 3:36 PM
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lincolnproject.us
Seen near the U.S. Embassy in London, UK 🇬🇧 (Nonce is UK slang for pedo.)
January 8, 2026 at 9:26 PM
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robertscotthorton.bsky.social
Bill Bramhall, New York Daily News
January 7, 2026 at 2:21 PM
theb0neranger.bsky.social
We need yall.
wnwagner.bsky.social Wendy N. Wagner 🎃 @wnwagner.bsky.social · Jan 7
It's a really scary time. Our president is rattling sabers across the globe. Government thugs are shooting people in the streets.

This is a good week to go to a meeting in your community, in person if possible. Be with others and remember: YOU ARE NOT ALONE.
January 7, 2026 at 8:14 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
NO THANK'S - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELATEN WRITIG "NO THANK'S" IN THE AIR WHILE THERE CHILLIN OUT ON THERE HORSE AND CONTEMPLATIN THE NATURE OF TIME,,, AS SOON AS YOU REALIZE WHERE THIS THING IS GOING YA GOTTA START ONLY DOING DA SHIT YOU NEED TO DO FOR YOUR SELF AND YOUR PEOPLE, IF WERE LIVIN IN A WORLD WHERE THEY TELL YOU THAT YOU DONT DESERVE TO GO TO THE DOCTER, YOU DONT DESERVE A PLACE TO LIVE, YOU DONT EVEN DESERVE FOOD OR CLEAN WATER, WHY WOULD YOU GROVEL TO THEM FOR REWARDS??? IF YOU MAKE YOUR COMPANY MILLION'S OF DOLLERS ALL YOUR GONNA GET IS A STICKER ON YOUR DAMB REPORT CARD AND AN EXPLANATION OF WHY THEY CANT AFFORD TO GIVE YA A RAISE, AND BESIDE'S ALL THAT IF I WANTED SOME ADVICE FROM A BUSINESS BRAINED RAW MEAT EATING SCHOOL SHOOTER I WOULD JUST GO BACK TO POSTING ON TWITTER, AND DA TEXT SAYS "WORK HARD AND YOULL BE REWARDED, NO THANKS, I DONT WANT EITHER OF THOSE " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
January 6, 2026 at 7:54 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
OH YEA??? - dashare.zone ADMIN
YOU GOT AN OPINION A BOUT ME, ASKS THE SKELITON, WHY DONT YOU SAY IT TO MY FAVE SO I KNOW HOW I BEING PERCEIVED, AND GAIN PESPECTIVE, MOTHER FUCKER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
December 30, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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audrelawdamercy.bsky.social
gotta be the time I enjoyed cheese
Screenshot of a bluesky exchange, starting with a post I made 11 months ago, which reads: "I'm in Iowa, very close to the Wisconsin border, and tried cheese curds for the first time tonight omg These things are a revelation" That innocuous post prompted a reply from a user I promptly muted, @thejamesmiller.bsky.social. On January 19 at 11.45pm, instead of sleeping or minding his business, James replied: "Oh bullshit. Been there. Fucking yawn. You've just never had actual good cheese."
December 30, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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hellabarnes.bsky.social
Werner Herzog says:
December 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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samreich.bsky.social
want a squirt of my water bottle?
Anna Garcia, labeled "me", squirting a water bottle labeled "my deepest insecurities and traumas" at Josh Ruben, labeled "person I met seven minutes ago".
December 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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junlper.beer
there were so many contenders for worst posts of this year, everyone lost their minds
In college, I worked at @CrackerBarrel in Tallahassee. I even gave my life to Christ in their parking lot. Their logo was iconic and their unique restaurants were a fixture of American culture. No one asked for this woke rebrand. It's time to Make Cracker Barrel Great Again
December 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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space-ghost.com
we entered the Darkest Timeline™️ when vine shut down
December 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social
🎶 Oooh isn’t this amazing?
It’s my favorite part because you’ll seeee
Here’s where John kills Hans Gruber
But his brother comes back for McClane in Die Hard threee 🎶
December 16, 2025 at 1:35 AM
theb0neranger.bsky.social
I think I nailed it.
November 6, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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mluckovich.bsky.social
October 29, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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lauragottsman.bsky.social
Defend democracy right now--there are 52,000 elections in 2 weeks, in 2025. Voting rules for 2026 in Maine; PA Supreme Court makeup; NJ and VA Gov and state legislatures; and lots more. Off-year elections are all about turnout. Wherever you live, help get out the vote. @hcrichardson.bsky.social
October 24, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
NO!!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELITON LOOKS DOWN FROM HELL ON TO THERE OLD COMPUTER DISPLAYING "DA SHARE Z0NE" WEB PAGE , AND DA TEXT SAYS "I DONT WANT TO DISABLE MY AD BLOCKER, I DONT WANT TO ENTER MY EMAILL TO SEE MORE, I DONT WANT TO REACH THE END OF MY FREE ARTICLES, I WANT TO GO TO A WEB PAGE AND READ THE DAMB WEB PAGE " - THE PROMISE OF "GOING ON THE COMPUTER" HAS BECOME A PROCESS OF GETING BLASTED IN DA FACE WITH BULL SHIT WHILE YOUR TRYING TO LOOK STUFF UP, AND THEY DID IT ON PURPOSE SO THAT WE WOULDNT HAVE FUN FOR FREE, AND NOW THAT THEY RUINED ALL THE PUBLICATIONS AND WEB SITES, THERE TELLIN US "JUST ASK THE AI TO FIND SHIT FOR YOU" BUT WE ALREADY HAD AN APP THAT WOULD GIVE US INFOMATION THAT WE WANTED!!! IT WAS CALLED A FUCKEN WEB BROWSER!!!!! CAPTALISM MUST BE DESTROYED FOR THE USUAL REASONS BUT ALSO BECUASE IT RUINED THE COMPUTER FOR US!!! NO ONE LIKES THAT THEY BURNED THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA BUT WE HAD ANOTHER ONE 10 YEAR'S AGO AND INSTEAD OF 1 FIRE IT WAS 100000, PIECE BY PIECE, AND THEN THEY REPLACED THE DAMB CARD CATALOG WITH A COMPUTER THAT MAKES SHIT UP ,BUT IM STILL KICKEN A$$ AND IM GOING TO THE WOODS NOW AND THEY DONT HAVE ADS THERE YET SO GO THERE WHILE YOU STILL CAN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
June 2, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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jedimasterdaniel96.bsky.social
Be Like Indiana Jones, Brasso, Spock, & Captain America
October 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
WHY - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELATEN TRYEN TO CAST A SPELL WITH THERE LOBSTER STAFF AND IT SAY'S " WHY DOES EVERY DAY FEEL LIKE THE FIRST 10 MINUTES OF A HORRO RMOVIE YOU CAN TELL SOMETHING WEIRDS HAPPENING BUT WE DONT HAVE THE ANCIENT BOOK WITH THE SPELL THAT MAKES HAMBURGER'S COST $4.00 AGAIN " = A WINDOW BLOWS OPEN , OBJECTS NO LONGER FALL IN THE PATH YOU EXPECT, YOUR NIEGHBOR DISSAPPEARS NO ONE KNOWS WHERE THEY WENT , WAY TOO WARM IN COLD MONTH, CLIP OF AMERICAN POLITICIAN TALKING WOULD HAVE BEEN TO UNREALISTICALY FASCIST TO PUT IN A SCI FI MOVIE, LIGHT BULBS MAKE THE WRONG COLOR OF LIGHT, EVERYONES SICK ALL THE TIME, THE PEOPLE ON "OUR SIDE" DONT CARE TO DEFEND THE LEAST OF US , MAIL STOP'S SHOWING UP , GIVE ME THE TOME !!! GIVE ME THE TOME OF SPELL'S !!! GIVE ME THE AMULET !!! CAST SPELLS NOW!!! NOW!!! NOW - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
October 14, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
ATTATUDE - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETTON SCREAMIN MAYBE THEY WOULDENT HAVE TO SCREAM IF TALKING WORKED MAYBE IF JUST DOIN YOUR THING WORKED NO ONE WOULD HAVE TO TALK SO MUCH , MAYBE THERE REACTIONS ARENT INAPPROPRITE MAYBE THERE REACTIONS ARE NORMAL FOR A SITUATION WHERE AN ETERNAL SPIRIT HAS BEEN DOWNLOADED INTO A HOMINID APE BODY THAT IS CURSED TO USE TOOL'S!!!! ON A BEAUTIFUL FOREST RAINBOW PLANET BUT THE ONLY PART YOUR ALLOWED TO GO IN IS THE CONCRETE PLACE WITH SHITTY BUILDINGS THATS YOUR HOME AND WORK!!! AT NIGHT YOU CANT SEE THE STARS BECUASE EVERY ONE LEAVES THE LIGHTS ON TELL ME THIS IS NOT DONE ON PURPOSE,,,,, DA TEXT "I DONT HAVE ATTITUTE PROBLEM I HAVE ANXIETY AND A LOT OF KNOWLEDGE OF FROG FACTS AND ATHLETES FOOT " FROGS DONT HAVE RIBS THATS WHY THEY SHIT SO BIG I BET IT FEELS INSANE TO TAKE A SHIT THATS 1/3 OF YOUR BODY WEIGHT IMAGINE CRAPPEN OUT 50 OR 100 POUND'S AT A TIME I WISH I COULD DO IT I WISH I WAS A FROG CREEEK CREEEEEEK REEEEEEEK - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
October 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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sophie-poulin.bsky.social
#dnd #rpg #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #gaming #dndmemes #tabletopgames #fantasy #dungeonmaster #dice #criticalrole #tabletoprpg #tabletop #dndcharacter #tabletopgaming #miniatures #dnddice #roleplay #miniaturepainting #dnd2024 #dndmeme #dndpodcast #mtg
July 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
LONG LUNCH , ARRIVE LATE , LEAVE EARLY , HIDE IN BATHROOM , I SUPPORT ALL TIME THEFT - dashare.zone ADMIN
WAGE THEFT IS WHEN YOU'RE EMPLOYER EXTRACTS LABOR FROM YOU WITHOUT PAYMENT. THIS INCLUDES NOT ALLOWING ADEQUATE BREAKS, DENIAL OF BONUSES OR BENEFITS, FORCED WORK AFTER CLOCKING OUT OR BEFORE CLOCKING IN, NON REIMBURSED WORK EXPENSES INCLUDING UNIFORMS, STEALING TIPS, REFUSING TO PAY 1.5X FOR OVERTIME, AND PROBLY SOME OTHERS IM FORGETTING !!!! THE RULING CLASS EXPLOITS US AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY AND AT GREAT PROFIT!!!!!! AFTER ALL THIS THEY HAVE THE GALL TO TALK ABOUT "TIME THEFT" AS IF DA WORKERS OF THE WORLD ARENT JUST TRYING TO WORK SO THEY HAVE FOOD TO EAT!!! TIME THEFT AINT REAL, ITS PART OF DA WAR ON WORKERS WHICH IS PERPETUATED TO MINIMIZE LABOR COST'S AND DRIVE THERE PROFITS UP! IF YOU AINT GETTIN A PROFIT SHARE OF THE BUSINESS YOU WORK FOR THEN IT AINT YOUR FUCKEN PROBLEM!!!! I HAVE MANY MORE THOGHT'S ON THIS , ANY WAY DA IMAGE IS SKELTAN AND DA TEXT SAYS "IM GOING TO WAR WITH TIME THEFT ON THE SIDE OF TIME THEFT , PROTECT YOUR RIGHT TO FUCK AROUD AT WORK, TIME THEFT END'S WHEN WAGE THEFT END'S MOTHER FUCKER " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN - MORE AT patreon.com/dasharez0ne
July 23, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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junlper.beer
the coolest part about the elmo hacked posts is that the most insane people online are treating elmo like he’s a real guy
July 16, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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theonion.com
Trump Urges Supporters To Move On From Societal Disdain For Pedophilia
Trump Urges Supporters To Move On From Societal Disdain For Pedophilia
WASHINGTON—Facing mounting backlash from his MAGA base over his perceived ties to the Jeffrey Epstein case, President Donald Trump reportedly encouraged his supporters Monday to simply move on from so...
theonion.com
July 16, 2025 at 3:30 PM