The Best Brian
@thebestbrian.bsky.social
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I love it when you scroll Facebook now and you see some stupid bullshit AI movie sequel poster like this
December 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I love it when you scroll Facebook now and you see some stupid bullshit AI movie sequel poster like this
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Remember to disrespect your elders this holiday season. We earned it.
December 19, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Remember to disrespect your elders this holiday season. We earned it.
Asking my three month old daughter what she thinks about the relationship of Ben Affleck & Jennifer Lopez
December 18, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Asking my three month old daughter what she thinks about the relationship of Ben Affleck & Jennifer Lopez
God willing
A podcast asked me to record a voice note about my prediction for 2026 and here it is.
December 17, 2025 at 1:04 PM
God willing
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An illegitimate president starting a war based on lies to prop up his other terrible ideas? Impossible.
December 17, 2025 at 12:57 PM
An illegitimate president starting a war based on lies to prop up his other terrible ideas? Impossible.
Oh I can't use AI to make pictures of Erika Kirk getting caught vaping the penjamin in a bathroom bar in Ridgewood?? I'm not allowed? What about FREE SPEECH
December 16, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Oh I can't use AI to make pictures of Erika Kirk getting caught vaping the penjamin in a bathroom bar in Ridgewood?? I'm not allowed? What about FREE SPEECH
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At least Hillary learned her lesson after two attempts
Kamala Harris is reportedly preparing for another White House run, per Axios.
December 15, 2025 at 8:09 PM
At least Hillary learned her lesson after two attempts
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Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
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I’ve been asked to be on Jimmy Fallon to talk about my very cool death ray.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 10, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I’ve been asked to be on Jimmy Fallon to talk about my very cool death ray.
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playing graduation by vitamin c on the last day of work before christmas holiday
December 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
playing graduation by vitamin c on the last day of work before christmas holiday
Financial advisor YouTube guy: you spent $100k in student loans? $60k on your car?
Participant: I am a stupid person with bad judgement
Financial advisor: 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨
Participant: I am a stupid person with bad judgement
Financial advisor: 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨
December 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Financial advisor YouTube guy: you spent $100k in student loans? $60k on your car?
Participant: I am a stupid person with bad judgement
Financial advisor: 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨
Participant: I am a stupid person with bad judgement
Financial advisor: 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨
This thing keeps popping up at me and begging me to replay Ocarina of Time with it.
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December 4, 2025 at 1:50 PM
This thing keeps popping up at me and begging me to replay Ocarina of Time with it.
Thinking about this time my friend thought these barbershop guys in our neighborhood were from Italy. They were Jewish guys from Uzbekistan. They even wore yarmulkes.
December 3, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Thinking about this time my friend thought these barbershop guys in our neighborhood were from Italy. They were Jewish guys from Uzbekistan. They even wore yarmulkes.
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[soul calibur announcer voice] everybody knows you're high, and they're mad at you
December 2, 2025 at 1:54 PM
[soul calibur announcer voice] everybody knows you're high, and they're mad at you
Me finding out a U.S. government official is being credibly accused of war crimes
donald trump says i did n't know that in a dark room
ALT: donald trump says i did n't know that in a dark room
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Me finding out a U.S. government official is being credibly accused of war crimes
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"And, yes, several of them now look old enough for their doctor to prescribe them a statin" made me legit LOL
First 4 eps of Stranger Things s5 are up now. The “kids” all look way too old, and the formula is clear by now, but these eps feel less bloated and more engaging than s4. My spoiler free review:
Review: 'Stranger Things' stays close to home for final season
Yes, the "kids" all look too old, but the Netflix hit still has its moments
www.whatsalanwatching.com
November 27, 2025 at 11:59 AM
"And, yes, several of them now look old enough for their doctor to prescribe them a statin" made me legit LOL
Trump, truly our first pro-AIDS president since Reagan
SCOOP: The Trump administration has instructed employees and grantees not to use U.S. funds to commemorate World AIDS Day — because the observance was started by the World Health Organization.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/h...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/h...
Trump Administration Cancels U.S. Observance of World AIDS Day
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Trump, truly our first pro-AIDS president since Reagan
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Apparently I am Catholic again
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Apparently I am Catholic again
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Trump personally rebooting the Rush Hour franchise was by far my favorite story of the day.
November 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Trump personally rebooting the Rush Hour franchise was by far my favorite story of the day.
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I've deleted most of my FB info, just kept my account alive to use site for work. So depressing watching people I friended, for whatever reason over the years, share idiotic AI slop. A big neon sign screaming "DO NOT INTERACT WITH THIS PERSON."
November 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I've deleted most of my FB info, just kept my account alive to use site for work. So depressing watching people I friended, for whatever reason over the years, share idiotic AI slop. A big neon sign screaming "DO NOT INTERACT WITH THIS PERSON."
Please @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social tell the white house not to go to war with Venezuela pleeeeease
November 22, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Please @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social tell the white house not to go to war with Venezuela pleeeeease
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After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF