Dave Carlson
@thecubic.net
hello everyone, especially you
he+they, Chaotic Good, Autistic, Type 1 Diabetic, #insulin4all
thecubic.22 on Signal / 530997A7 on PGP
Security & distributed systems enthusiast; funemployed & pretired
I'm an ALLY, so pick me up from the airport plz
he+they, Chaotic Good, Autistic, Type 1 Diabetic, #insulin4all
thecubic.22 on Signal / 530997A7 on PGP
Security & distributed systems enthusiast; funemployed & pretired
I'm an ALLY, so pick me up from the airport plz
In modern Starfleet the saying goes "if you find me dead, delete my replicator history"
February 3, 2026 at 2:54 AM
In modern Starfleet the saying goes "if you find me dead, delete my replicator history"
"technopathology"
doctor, please, you have to help me, these beats are so sick
doctor, please, you have to help me, these beats are so sick
February 2, 2026 at 9:28 PM
"technopathology"
doctor, please, you have to help me, these beats are so sick
doctor, please, you have to help me, these beats are so sick
you have to admit that a major tech founder e-mailing a friend about his diseased cock and his company also permabanning that friend from the online gaming service he owns would never make it out of a writer's room
January 31, 2026 at 12:18 PM
you have to admit that a major tech founder e-mailing a friend about his diseased cock and his company also permabanning that friend from the online gaming service he owns would never make it out of a writer's room
one of the funniest aspects of Law and Order is that a cop's job is to directly tell their subordinates what to do
"well, you'd better get those hairs to the lab"
"interview the witness"
wow thanks boss who just arrived I was just going to stand here and maybe fuck myself
"well, you'd better get those hairs to the lab"
"interview the witness"
wow thanks boss who just arrived I was just going to stand here and maybe fuck myself
January 31, 2026 at 9:35 AM
one of the funniest aspects of Law and Order is that a cop's job is to directly tell their subordinates what to do
"well, you'd better get those hairs to the lab"
"interview the witness"
wow thanks boss who just arrived I was just going to stand here and maybe fuck myself
"well, you'd better get those hairs to the lab"
"interview the witness"
wow thanks boss who just arrived I was just going to stand here and maybe fuck myself
Toad take your fucking Adderall
One morning Toad sat in bed. “I have many things to do,” he said. “I will write them all down on a list so that I can remember them.”
January 31, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Toad take your fucking Adderall
Reposted by Dave Carlson
Epstein is like pervert forest gump.
Nearly missed this one but Epstein was sending SOMEONE to the Yuri board back in fucking 2011. That's when MY ass was active on site. This is insane to think about.
January 31, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Epstein is like pervert forest gump.
A real Your Threat Model Is Not My Threat Model kind of discourse today
January 31, 2026 at 1:25 AM
A real Your Threat Model Is Not My Threat Model kind of discourse today
First time I've ever seen Swedes be described as too cool of a hang
Chris Rufo is so upset about the Minneapolis protests that he is resorting to anti-Nordic racism christopherrufo.com/p/the-curse-...
January 30, 2026 at 6:29 PM
First time I've ever seen Swedes be described as too cool of a hang
it's taken 4 weeks *SO FAR* to get a refill on a medicine that you have to do step therapy on because it's powerful so yeah it's completely out of my system now, which is obvious, and there are rumors it was accepted by insurance and every participant blames someone else
January 30, 2026 at 10:56 AM
it's taken 4 weeks *SO FAR* to get a refill on a medicine that you have to do step therapy on because it's powerful so yeah it's completely out of my system now, which is obvious, and there are rumors it was accepted by insurance and every participant blames someone else
when the applicant is more well-adjusted than the recruiter
applicant: yeah I'm into one of the oldest trades that's ever existed; its tree a symbol of peace between nations. Genesis 8:11
recruiter: fuck you crazy asshole I will never hire you, psycho. off to post about your loony ass on X dot com
applicant: yeah I'm into one of the oldest trades that's ever existed; its tree a symbol of peace between nations. Genesis 8:11
recruiter: fuck you crazy asshole I will never hire you, psycho. off to post about your loony ass on X dot com
January 28, 2026 at 2:23 AM
when the applicant is more well-adjusted than the recruiter
applicant: yeah I'm into one of the oldest trades that's ever existed; its tree a symbol of peace between nations. Genesis 8:11
recruiter: fuck you crazy asshole I will never hire you, psycho. off to post about your loony ass on X dot com
applicant: yeah I'm into one of the oldest trades that's ever existed; its tree a symbol of peace between nations. Genesis 8:11
recruiter: fuck you crazy asshole I will never hire you, psycho. off to post about your loony ass on X dot com
Reposted by Dave Carlson
RIP Greg Bovino
January 27, 2026 at 2:33 AM
RIP Greg Bovino
Reposted by Dave Carlson
ICE killing #AlexPretti should remind you of police killing #PhilandoCastille. Both men had concealed weapon permits, did not draw their guns, & were killed in Minn. These homicides are the price of unaccountable policing. These deaths are variations on the same fatal theme.
January 25, 2026 at 4:36 AM
ICE killing #AlexPretti should remind you of police killing #PhilandoCastille. Both men had concealed weapon permits, did not draw their guns, & were killed in Minn. These homicides are the price of unaccountable policing. These deaths are variations on the same fatal theme.
They refused to defend Philando Castile, another holder of a MN Permit to Carry a Pistol
It's all about ingroup and outgroup for them, and it always has been
It's all about ingroup and outgroup for them, and it always has been
January 25, 2026 at 2:23 AM
They refused to defend Philando Castile, another holder of a MN Permit to Carry a Pistol
It's all about ingroup and outgroup for them, and it always has been
It's all about ingroup and outgroup for them, and it always has been
It is absolutely the law in Minnesota that you do not need to disclose your concealed firearm to law enforcement, until and unless they ask
The police officer that pulled me over in Anoka didn't ask so he didn't find out, which was probably a detriment to me, a south metro leftist who "passes"
The police officer that pulled me over in Anoka didn't ask so he didn't find out, which was probably a detriment to me, a south metro leftist who "passes"
Chip Roy: "As someone who carries a weapon in TX, if I'm in front of law enforcement or if I get stopped, I tell them that. I tell them that I've got a concealed carry permit. I show them my ID. I tell them where the weapon is bc that's what we're supposed to do. That's not what I think I saw here"
January 25, 2026 at 1:42 AM
It is absolutely the law in Minnesota that you do not need to disclose your concealed firearm to law enforcement, until and unless they ask
The police officer that pulled me over in Anoka didn't ask so he didn't find out, which was probably a detriment to me, a south metro leftist who "passes"
The police officer that pulled me over in Anoka didn't ask so he didn't find out, which was probably a detriment to me, a south metro leftist who "passes"
He's from Forest Lake, MN
Just imagine the amount of sycophantic bitch you have to be to broadcast that a shitheel government org is more than the place you were raised
Just imagine the amount of sycophantic bitch you have to be to broadcast that a shitheel government org is more than the place you were raised
This is an actual post from Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth: Praising ICE after Alex Pretti was killed, blaming the Democratic leadership of Minnesota, and writing that ICE is greater/better than Minnesota.
He is actively demeaning the people of Minnesota just hours after Pretti was murdered.
He is actively demeaning the people of Minnesota just hours after Pretti was murdered.
January 25, 2026 at 1:28 AM
He's from Forest Lake, MN
Just imagine the amount of sycophantic bitch you have to be to broadcast that a shitheel government org is more than the place you were raised
Just imagine the amount of sycophantic bitch you have to be to broadcast that a shitheel government org is more than the place you were raised
fucking go away, Shit Romney, stop selling your book at me and whoever gave you my contact info (ActBlue) should definitely eat shit
and Gmail: why hasn't this been "fully scanned"? what the fuck does that even mean? It sounds like a lie, like you *did* scan it but you don't have ham confidence
and Gmail: why hasn't this been "fully scanned"? what the fuck does that even mean? It sounds like a lie, like you *did* scan it but you don't have ham confidence
![e-mail subject: "Last chance" [in Inbox]
Gavin Newsom 9:14AM
to me
gmail warning
Be careful with this message.
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January 24, 2026 at 8:19 PM
fucking go away, Shit Romney, stop selling your book at me and whoever gave you my contact info (ActBlue) should definitely eat shit
and Gmail: why hasn't this been "fully scanned"? what the fuck does that even mean? It sounds like a lie, like you *did* scan it but you don't have ham confidence
and Gmail: why hasn't this been "fully scanned"? what the fuck does that even mean? It sounds like a lie, like you *did* scan it but you don't have ham confidence
dicking around with AI speech synthesis and the funniest thing just happened
January 24, 2026 at 9:37 AM
dicking around with AI speech synthesis and the funniest thing just happened
lmao it's nice to see my necromancy being appreciated. not a lot of people appreciate it, the necromancy
January 24, 2026 at 4:56 AM
lmao it's nice to see my necromancy being appreciated. not a lot of people appreciate it, the necromancy
looks like ratfucking to me - a false statement (did not upload) on the ballot, DPOE having custody and trying to hide their lack of planning, the exonerative tense of the video failing to upload itself, all those are markers of unnecessary cover-ups of incompetence, which is sufficient fuckery
Tomorrow, the Democratic Party of Evanston members will vote to endorse candidates.
Unfortunately, the DPOE misrepresented us on the ballot, didn’t tell us, and still has not issued a formal correction.
So we’re doing it ourselves:
Unfortunately, the DPOE misrepresented us on the ballot, didn’t tell us, and still has not issued a formal correction.
So we’re doing it ourselves:
January 24, 2026 at 4:24 AM
looks like ratfucking to me - a false statement (did not upload) on the ballot, DPOE having custody and trying to hide their lack of planning, the exonerative tense of the video failing to upload itself, all those are markers of unnecessary cover-ups of incompetence, which is sufficient fuckery
Shit Romney
Donald Trump tried to steal an election and then pardoned everyone who participated. He is lighting democracy on fire. Is anyone paying attention?
January 23, 2026 at 9:14 AM
Shit Romney
I wonder if the regime thinks that the resistance is just going to fizzle out at some point because, really, how stubborn could Minnesotans be?
*holds finger to earpiece* okay, I've just received word that
*holds finger to earpiece* okay, I've just received word that
I know people keep saying this but it’s hard to communicate the depth of active resistance here. Like, I’m on random cafes and people are checking in for observation shifts. Signs everywhere. Folks in visibility vests on the corners. It’s wild. Absolutely wild.
January 23, 2026 at 8:47 AM
I wonder if the regime thinks that the resistance is just going to fizzle out at some point because, really, how stubborn could Minnesotans be?
*holds finger to earpiece* okay, I've just received word that
*holds finger to earpiece* okay, I've just received word that
can't wait for the olympic gold medal mental gymnastics of a right-wing anti-ICE position. we're going to hear so much "I'm Libertarian, actually"
when someone says "guns" they will announce they have diarrhea and then run away as fast as they can
when someone says "guns" they will announce they have diarrhea and then run away as fast as they can
January 23, 2026 at 8:22 AM
can't wait for the olympic gold medal mental gymnastics of a right-wing anti-ICE position. we're going to hear so much "I'm Libertarian, actually"
when someone says "guns" they will announce they have diarrhea and then run away as fast as they can
when someone says "guns" they will announce they have diarrhea and then run away as fast as they can
Vietnam being there is definitely the funniest. They could say the funniest shit about peace and the USA right now
lmfao this is who is on his board of peace right now btw
total flop
total flop
January 23, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Vietnam being there is definitely the funniest. They could say the funniest shit about peace and the USA right now