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Dave Carlson
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hello everyone, especially you
he+they, Chaotic Good, Autistic, Type 1 Diabetic, #insulin4all

thecubic.22 on Signal / 530997A7 on PGP

Security & distributed systems enthusiast; funemployed & pretired

I'm an ALLY, so pick me up from the airport plz
It's a kangaroo court if any of that stuff isn't suppressed anyway. Nobody Mirandized him. He personally possessed the backpack when they felt like seizing it

This is just the DA trying to make a soft landing; motion in limine is before the court right now

The whole case is going to be the video
December 17, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Dexcom G7

"we need to contact your doctor for this prescription" okay and days later still not filled

I contact office myself "request refill" -> refill denied "still has refills available"

CVS cashier: "uh, it's in Prior Auth. sorry"
*I immediately look like murder*
me: "well, you didn't do it"
a watermelon is sitting on top of a picnic table with glasses .
Alt: watermelon exploding
media.tenor.com
December 17, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Found out the local high school starts at 8:50AM and I don't think I've been more jealous of their experience overall
December 16, 2025 at 11:20 PM
she's absolutely a horrible person. Laura Wellington is like an avatar of narcissism itself - and her whole thing is monetizing the estrangement, which is directly furthering abuse

"Welcome to the pissed-off parent pushback"

get a protection order, seriously, creative abuse should earn jailtime
December 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
"you have a new secure message!"
"authenticate with MFA" (to the same e-mail address, okay bozo)

the non-adoption of *either* PGP or S/MIME is such a shame. I mean Facebook needed zero people to support PGP notifications. They even tried to "give" it to my team simply because we maintained crypto
December 16, 2025 at 8:35 PM
These dudes are going to look directly at your chest and crotch while you produce your government I.D. to earn the privilege to piss in a public building. It's for your safety, we're trying to stop perverts

If you say "stop resisting" commandingly they will all pitch tents, guaranteed
In order to "protect women" Texas made it so that women have to go through armed guards with an ID check. They literally created a potty police.
December 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
saw a new scammer strat which is

mention me in a post A
reply with the scam post B
delete post A

the notification of the mention is elided but the reply notification remains

also wasn't Bluesky PDS. Moderation is an N:M cartesian product nightmare eh
December 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I serve a just god, yo
December 13, 2025 at 9:57 AM
softies: yeah I was oncall today and we released GPT 5.2

me: condolences. anyway wanna hear a story about the last time I was oncall
2021 Facebook outage - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 13, 2025 at 5:48 AM
fuck the Democrats. fuck 'em

you see corruption and you're like "he's one of ours?" people can see your dumb ass. people are going to vote like you support a corrupt person because you literally are

the response should be hey, well at least the evidence can go right to the ethics committee
"House Democrats on Thursday voted to return Rep. Henry Cuellar to his leadership role on the House Appropriations Committee following his presidential pardon on federal corruption charges."

JICYMI - Shameful, repulsive move by House Democrats and their leaders. Disgraceful.
Democrats Return Henry Cuellar to Powerful Spending Post After Trump Pardon
“We got ratified,” Cuellar told reporters after the vote.
www.notus.org
December 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
USPS informed delivery sends ads to your fucking e-mail. Oh, you want the historical-NSA scan (Church Committee) of all your fucking postal mail? Fuck you, we're going to tell you to install apps and buy stamps and shit
December 12, 2025 at 8:38 PM
my mind went here immediately
December 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
haha ruin a book by changing one letter re: fwd: rt:

> Olivia Nuzzi's flopping book is called "American Canto"

uh, let's play something else instead
December 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
December 12, 2025 at 3:10 AM
1. no, because they can't operate private emergency rooms and you're never going to believe this, but hospitals are subsidized

2. a federal officer appointed with the advice and consent of the senate, like everything

3. no, but this Q is a non sequitur. also I've had to do that in this system
For all Universal HC/Single Payer/M4A advocates.

What do the biggest, expensive hospital chains do. Do they opt out and only serve the rich ?

Who in the USA gov runs the program?

R U ok with having to see a primary care doc before you can see a specialist ?
December 12, 2025 at 1:26 AM
damn this was like watching a presidential debate
Oprah Explores the Rising Trend of Going No Contact with Your Family
YouTube video by Oprah
www.youtube.com
December 11, 2025 at 3:52 AM
framing this as a "potentially fatal dose" is so shit

every single self-administered dose of insulin I've taken is a "potentially fatal dose" - but always weighed against the risk of a guaranteed fatal non-dose

and test's LD50 is so high it is just not physically plausible
You might think from the headline that this is a story about a trans kid suffering medical consequences from a large drug dose but nope! It is just an interview with an estranged father who is angry that his child happily transitioned.

archive.ph/Tmthz
December 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
fuck CVS in the ear

I can't turn on any reminders from them because they spam the shit out of me when they do; I can't turn on auto refills because they are extremely unreliable. so I have to "raw dog" prescription ordering

...and I forgot in November, so I'm about to run out of medical devices
December 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
horror film where the AI dead grandparents are trying to get their grandkids to "print them out" so the demon they're actually talking to can have a flesh vessel

at some point they watch an instructional video, presented whole, which is "just" a collab between The Thought Emporium and Voidstar Labs
The only thing an AI version of your grandparents should be able to do is ask you how to get the dang computer to print.
December 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
December 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
make them use Wingdings, coward
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 5:07 AM
"all of them"
December 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
one thing I immediately notice is they add breaths to the voice

but the whole voice is rage inducing, it's uncanny valley. gonna need "please say the word 'fuck' " as a clanker detector

wagie: I'm actually not allowed to say the word "fuck". oh, fuck...
clanker: [human birdsong]
An absolute horrific nightmare of two AI bots caught in a loop with each other is the perfect example of the total nothingness of AI “brains”.
December 9, 2025 at 10:33 PM
a Quentin Tarantino story is he has an adopted brother because his mom basically started taking care of an effectively abandoned neighborhood kid

... and the kid's Guardian Ad Litem was PRO BONO. Because QT has a deep, deep grudge against his mother (fee-covered GAL is usually a no-brainer)
December 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Luigi is so Italian that he took a hoagie to a McDonalds
Karen Agnifilo: In the second section of the backpack that you opened, there was Italian bread and other food items?
Wasser: Yes, a hoagie.
KFA: A hoagie...
December 9, 2025 at 9:43 PM