Lizzy
@thedirtbird.bsky.social
Rory Gilmore had a yellow backpack so I got a yellow backpack
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Lizzy
@thedirtbird.bsky.social
· Jan 24
Skip leg day? I prefer to skip to my lou
Good night my blue sky friends!
December 11, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Good night my blue sky friends!
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The President of the United States should not be batshit insane.
December 11, 2025 at 2:48 AM
The President of the United States should not be batshit insane.
Can Thique be on the Act III tour
December 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Can Thique be on the Act III tour
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Our archivist found this real, paid-for, pretty rad Mr. Beef ad in the April 2004 edition of The Onion.
December 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Our archivist found this real, paid-for, pretty rad Mr. Beef ad in the April 2004 edition of The Onion.
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So it turns out an ice agent is much more likely to have an arrest record than an immigrant.
December 10, 2025 at 2:06 AM
So it turns out an ice agent is much more likely to have an arrest record than an immigrant.
Alexa Chung’s It
omg. Kat Abughazaleh just posted that if she's elected, she'll swear in on a copy of Octavia Butler's Parable of the Sower.
If you were elected to public office (never mind whether you'd ever actually run), what book would you swear in on?
If you were elected to public office (never mind whether you'd ever actually run), what book would you swear in on?
December 10, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Alexa Chung’s It
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Cars are passing by, no one stops to meet MELIA. You can see she's just tired of shelter life. Over 810 days. Shes only 3.5 years old. Needing a quiet Adult only home, no dogs. 🥺
💻[email protected]
🏠Hempstead Animal Shelter
☎️(516) 785-5220
📍3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
💻[email protected]
🏠Hempstead Animal Shelter
☎️(516) 785-5220
📍3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
December 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Cars are passing by, no one stops to meet MELIA. You can see she's just tired of shelter life. Over 810 days. Shes only 3.5 years old. Needing a quiet Adult only home, no dogs. 🥺
💻[email protected]
🏠Hempstead Animal Shelter
☎️(516) 785-5220
📍3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
💻[email protected]
🏠Hempstead Animal Shelter
☎️(516) 785-5220
📍3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
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After MTG lied about me for weeks, she said that she felt bad for my unborn child because he'd have me as a mother. Her rhetoric led to threats against my family.
No one, even her, should receive threats like those, but I'd like to see her own up to the role she played in creating them for others.
No one, even her, should receive threats like those, but I'd like to see her own up to the role she played in creating them for others.
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I sent those deaths threats directly to him in a text message & informed him of what his name calling & words were doing - it was a direct assassination threat on my son. And he was extremely - I won't repeat what he said - but it was extremely unkind. No sympathy. No care"
December 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
After MTG lied about me for weeks, she said that she felt bad for my unborn child because he'd have me as a mother. Her rhetoric led to threats against my family.
No one, even her, should receive threats like those, but I'd like to see her own up to the role she played in creating them for others.
No one, even her, should receive threats like those, but I'd like to see her own up to the role she played in creating them for others.
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The bones of Santa have been leaking liquid for 1,700 years.
December 8, 2025 at 3:05 AM
The bones of Santa have been leaking liquid for 1,700 years.
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when you see Trump on camera angrily attacking female reporters for asking straightforward questions, it doesn’t take much to imagine what he does behind closed doors when a woman says ‘No’
December 9, 2025 at 9:04 AM
when you see Trump on camera angrily attacking female reporters for asking straightforward questions, it doesn’t take much to imagine what he does behind closed doors when a woman says ‘No’
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why was he serving so much cunt
December 9, 2025 at 6:55 AM
why was he serving so much cunt
So many Chiropractors are Scientologists too. What’s the connection here
“It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends on his not understanding it.” - Upton Sinclair
www.politico.com/news/magazin...
www.politico.com/news/magazin...
How Chiropractors Became the Backbone of MAHA
Why they love Robert F. Kennedy Jr. — and he loves them.
www.politico.com
December 9, 2025 at 6:20 AM
So many Chiropractors are Scientologists too. What’s the connection here
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December 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Happy Feast of the Immaculate Conception!
December 8, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Happy Feast of the Immaculate Conception!
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
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Apple TV is bugging out in a hilarious way
December 6, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Apple TV is bugging out in a hilarious way
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i would eat an auntie anne’s pretzel every day if i could.
December 6, 2025 at 1:13 PM
i would eat an auntie anne’s pretzel every day if i could.
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The shoe fits in the 1899 Méliès version of CINDERELLA (Georges himself plays the prince)
December 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
The shoe fits in the 1899 Méliès version of CINDERELLA (Georges himself plays the prince)
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Artist: S-Crimmy https://b3ta.com/board/11423341
From the 'Movie Poster Recycling' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/movieposterrecycling/popular/ #MoviePosterRecycling
From the 'Movie Poster Recycling' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/movieposterrecycling/popular/ #MoviePosterRecycling
December 6, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Artist: S-Crimmy https://b3ta.com/board/11423341
From the 'Movie Poster Recycling' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/movieposterrecycling/popular/ #MoviePosterRecycling
From the 'Movie Poster Recycling' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/movieposterrecycling/popular/ #MoviePosterRecycling
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Ariana Grande joins Cate Blanchett as the only actors to be nominated twice for the same role at the Critics Choice Awards.
December 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Ariana Grande joins Cate Blanchett as the only actors to be nominated twice for the same role at the Critics Choice Awards.
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Warming up for some commission work with this fella. How many members of #MetsSky remember this joint?
#BaseballCards #Watercolor #LGM
#BaseballCards #Watercolor #LGM
December 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Warming up for some commission work with this fella. How many members of #MetsSky remember this joint?
#BaseballCards #Watercolor #LGM
#BaseballCards #Watercolor #LGM
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I’m gonna go out on a major limb here: Julia Roberts is so beautiful
December 6, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I’m gonna go out on a major limb here: Julia Roberts is so beautiful
Is this a precise threat to Marcello Hernandez
Sabrina Carpenter ratioed the White House after it used her song in an ICE video.
The WH deleted the post…but now it’s back with a new ICE video, this time using an altered clip from Carpenter’s SNL monologue.
The WH deleted the post…but now it’s back with a new ICE video, this time using an altered clip from Carpenter’s SNL monologue.
December 6, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Is this a precise threat to Marcello Hernandez