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Richard Lovejoy
@theharpomarxist.bsky.social
he/him/his 40’s
Actor/Writer/Co-host of Gamers With Jobs Conference Call podcast.

Film- https://vimeo.com/324892134
Podcast- GamersWithJobs.com
Theatre- http://vimeo.com/1022915026

Fiscally Communist, socially Anarchist, extremely pro-Oxford comma.
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I was the 88,443rd person on here in reality but in spirit I’m more of the 87,583rd.
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December 1, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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we don't have to go full butlerian yet, but what if we made impersonating a human with a machine a felony with a life sentence. no social media bots, no automated support lines, etc.
It’s cool how everything is like this now. It’s just the worst people on earth armed with a few hundred dollars of AWS credits and an off the shelf LLM to scream in your replies and grievance police lol.
The bot farm has been activated in defense of Lane Kiffin
December 1, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Which fictional spaceship do we think had the most HR violations?
December 1, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Considering weather exists, I kind of think you need both a floor and a ceiling tbh.
November 30, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Some alternate centrism slogans:

“Nowhere to go except where we are!”

“Better things are possible to think about.”

“System of a frown.”

“Standing firm. Standing still.”

“Nod along, head held strong.”

“Clean your room.”

“Nothing without dignity. With dignity, nothing.”
November 30, 2025 at 8:19 PM
To be fair to centrists, their messaging is innately challenging to make exciting on account that they don’t believe in anything.
November 30, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Phantom Brigade 2.0 deserves to be on some GOTY lists, frankly.
November 29, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Reminder: no matter how long in the tooth something gets, it can always iterate and change. You don’t need to be beholden to what you’ve done before. For example, 10 Things I Hate About You is the tenth The Thing movie.
November 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM
One big difference between me and the protagonist of a metroidvania is that I remember how to do most of the things I learn how to do between big life events.

Another is that I can move in three dimensions.
November 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Latest Gamers With Jobs features @amoebic.bsky.social Amanda and Glendon having a chill chat about games, including BALL X PIT, Winter Burrow, Arc Raiders, and Power Wash Simulator 2. Check it out here!
GWJ Conference Call 998
Click Here to Download! Amanda and Glendon sit down to chat about games. Games: BALL X PIT, Winter Burrow, Arc Raiders, Power wash Simulator 2. To contact us, email [email protected]!
www.gamerswithjobs.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:26 PM
My general advice to folks is that none of you are as good as you think you are at both walking and being on your phone at the same time.
November 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Imagine if Chotiner had become an HR guy instead of a reporter and he was the one interviewing you for job.
November 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I am not a dad, but every time I am taking care of a small group of adults going to a dance party (ie, being the most sober person in the group, keeping everyone hydrated, and basically bringing “dad energy”) that’s when I get hit on.
November 25, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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clarence thomas has no jurisprudential argument, he just hates women and thinks the constitution doesn’t protect a varia suit
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Me, every time my cat avoids eating her pills
a man with a beard is talking to a woman and saying `` she can 't keep getting away with it ! ''
Alt: Breaking Bad meme slightly altered to read “she can 't keep getting away with it!”
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Me, today: Ranking things is an inherently capitalist exercise. It’s a left brain way to approach art, which is a right brain activity. Hierarchies are narrow, limiting, and unhelpful.

Me, in a few weeks: It’s GOTY time! Here’s my GOTY list 😀
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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SO to everyone who enjoyed, shared, and said nice things about my AV Club Debut. 🙏🏽

And to the one dude who is upset I didn't mention Final Fantasy once in this...?

Well, I dunno man you should be used to disappointment as Final Fantasy fan.
November 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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I would often go there
To the tiny church there
The smallest church in Sussex
Though it once was larger

How the rill may rest there
Down through the mist there
Toward the Seven Sisters
Toward those white cliffs there
November 24, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Charm person is op for a level 1 spell.
November 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Establishment centrist interior life includes asking questions like “is it weird that he’s threatening to murder political opponents or should he get the benefit of the doubt because he spelled seditious correctly?” and then having the brain do everything it can to stay murky/uncertain.
November 21, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Oh hey buddy. Didn’t see you there.
November 21, 2025 at 1:07 PM
ME: And You and Everyone We Know

YOU: Only Live Twice

We are not the same.

(I am Miranda July talking about pooping back and forth and you are literally a Bond film)
November 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck
November 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM