The Haters Guide to Pro Cycling
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World’s foremost Wout van Aert detractor.
Trans 🏳️⚧️ rights are human rights.
Free 🇵🇸 Palestine
A Scot doing all he can to escape America.
Trans 🏳️⚧️ rights are human rights.
Free 🇵🇸 Palestine
A Scot doing all he can to escape America.
Pinned
"Antifa storming the French beaches on June 6th 1944."
My dad’s dad was part of the evacuation of Dunkirk with the Black Watch. He spent 4 years fighting the fascists. My mom’s dad was part of the Royal Engineers in North Africa, spending 4 years fighting the fascists on that front.
My family is ANTIFA to its core.
My family is ANTIFA to its core.
I hate that people have actual opinions about Lizza And Nuzzi, and don’t just treat it as the mindless entertainment it is. I love the whole gig. I couldn’t pick either out of a lineup. I think she’s blonde with a big jaw and chin, and I imagine him to look like a 3rd Cuomo brother.
December 11, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I hate that people have actual opinions about Lizza And Nuzzi, and don’t just treat it as the mindless entertainment it is. I love the whole gig. I couldn’t pick either out of a lineup. I think she’s blonde with a big jaw and chin, and I imagine him to look like a 3rd Cuomo brother.
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ME PRE TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: hehe yeah bro
ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot
THE LADS: hehe yeah bro
ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot
December 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
ME PRE TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: hehe yeah bro
ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot
THE LADS: hehe yeah bro
ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot
I have a subscription to the Fanatiz app. It shows lots of South American football. Every game comes with the option of Spanish, Portuguese, English or Ambient Sound. The key to getting into these leagues is embracing the ambient sound. The Argies sing the whole game, or have a brass band playing.
December 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I have a subscription to the Fanatiz app. It shows lots of South American football. Every game comes with the option of Spanish, Portuguese, English or Ambient Sound. The key to getting into these leagues is embracing the ambient sound. The Argies sing the whole game, or have a brass band playing.
Fuck Bill Clinton, fuck his wife, fuck his daughter and fuck anyone who pines for him and his days of austerity. Piece of shit.
The world would be better off if the Palestinians just didn't exist, says former president of the United States
December 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Fuck Bill Clinton, fuck his wife, fuck his daughter and fuck anyone who pines for him and his days of austerity. Piece of shit.
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Still, drinking Red Bull remains the stupidest Red Bull stunt by far.
December 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Still, drinking Red Bull remains the stupidest Red Bull stunt by far.
Many, MANY people HAVE died.
All these Red Bull extreme sport stunts for social media are stupid and it's a miracle no one has died yet. It's all 20 year old stupid kids doing them too. Absolute height of irresponsible marketing.
December 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Many, MANY people HAVE died.
Again, the next president needs to bring back public executions.
The Ellison family’s desire to take over Warner Bros should alarm anyone concerned with U.S. propaganda & media consolidation—
They would own Paramount, Warner Bros, CNN, CBS, HBO, TikTok & a host of major cable channels
They would own Paramount, Warner Bros, CNN, CBS, HBO, TikTok & a host of major cable channels
December 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Again, the next president needs to bring back public executions.
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Absolutely baddie running around everywhere to get shit done, useless man lurching back and forth while everyone else struggles to protect him from the consequences of his actions. Name a more iconic couple.
December 10, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Absolutely baddie running around everywhere to get shit done, useless man lurching back and forth while everyone else struggles to protect him from the consequences of his actions. Name a more iconic couple.
December 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I’m not expert on blood and stuff, but this looks bad.
This is bad, right?
This is bad, right?
December 10, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I’m not expert on blood and stuff, but this looks bad.
This is bad, right?
This is bad, right?
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Tadej Pogačar makes surprise 160km Paris-Roubaix recon and bike test ride www.cyclingnews.com/pro-cycling/...
December 10, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Tadej Pogačar makes surprise 160km Paris-Roubaix recon and bike test ride www.cyclingnews.com/pro-cycling/...
Which in Vuelta-speak, means 6. 2 will be cancelled due to someone forgetting to set up the finish line and cameras, with one being lost to protests over the locals having to work more than 16 hours a week.
'Toughest Vuelta a España in ten years' set to include up to nine summit finishes in 2026 www.cyclingnews.com/pro-cycling/...
December 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Which in Vuelta-speak, means 6. 2 will be cancelled due to someone forgetting to set up the finish line and cameras, with one being lost to protests over the locals having to work more than 16 hours a week.
10 bajillion euros, just to have 2 guys in the top 5 trailing Pogi by 10 minutes each.
Remco and Lipo to race 2026 Tour 🇫🇷
Red Bull - BORA - hansgrohe have confirmed which Grand Tours their GC riders will be racing in 2026.
🇮🇹 Giro d'Italia: Jai Hindley
🇫🇷 Tour de France: Remco Evenepoel amd Florian Lipowitz
🇪🇸 Vuelta a España: Primož Roglič
📸 Sprint Cycling
Red Bull - BORA - hansgrohe have confirmed which Grand Tours their GC riders will be racing in 2026.
🇮🇹 Giro d'Italia: Jai Hindley
🇫🇷 Tour de France: Remco Evenepoel amd Florian Lipowitz
🇪🇸 Vuelta a España: Primož Roglič
📸 Sprint Cycling
December 10, 2025 at 2:48 PM
10 bajillion euros, just to have 2 guys in the top 5 trailing Pogi by 10 minutes each.
Another example of why the next president needs to bring back public executions.
Right there on the White House lawn.
Suckerberg needs to be one of the first. The man has caused immeasurable damage to the world.
Right there on the White House lawn.
Suckerberg needs to be one of the first. The man has caused immeasurable damage to the world.
Right-wing lawmakers in Brazil were voting past midnight to cut down the punishment for Bolsonaro & others involved in 2023's coup attempt
A fight broke up in Congress and Meta simply shadow banned left-wing profiles on IG - including Brazil's president - so the right can dominate the conversation💀
A fight broke up in Congress and Meta simply shadow banned left-wing profiles on IG - including Brazil's president - so the right can dominate the conversation💀
Amanhecemos com um shadow ban generalizado contra perfis de esquerda no Instagram.
Até o perfil do presidente está inacessível.
Shadow ban é uma punição a quem não se adequa à plataforma, então o recado da Meta é bem claro: a direita é amiga, a esquerda é uma ameaça.
Até o perfil do presidente está inacessível.
Shadow ban é uma punição a quem não se adequa à plataforma, então o recado da Meta é bem claro: a direita é amiga, a esquerda é uma ameaça.
December 10, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Another example of why the next president needs to bring back public executions.
Right there on the White House lawn.
Suckerberg needs to be one of the first. The man has caused immeasurable damage to the world.
Right there on the White House lawn.
Suckerberg needs to be one of the first. The man has caused immeasurable damage to the world.
Doing my bit for Midwest dads by accomplishing stupid snow related tasks.
In ‘not very smart news’ I decided to grill burgers just as a blizzard hit.
Even the dog won’t come outside with me.
Even the dog won’t come outside with me.
December 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Doing my bit for Midwest dads by accomplishing stupid snow related tasks.
In ‘not very smart news’ I decided to grill burgers just as a blizzard hit.
Even the dog won’t come outside with me.
Even the dog won’t come outside with me.
December 10, 2025 at 1:00 AM
In ‘not very smart news’ I decided to grill burgers just as a blizzard hit.
Even the dog won’t come outside with me.
Even the dog won’t come outside with me.
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the majority of Japanese-Americans forced into concentration camps in WW2 were citizens. to call this sacreligious is to absolve America of profaning so much that’s actually sacred
December 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
the majority of Japanese-Americans forced into concentration camps in WW2 were citizens. to call this sacreligious is to absolve America of profaning so much that’s actually sacred
Starting my Shoresy rewatch tonight.
The ‘Dolo only speaks French and everyone speaks to him in English’ bit still makes me laugh every time.
Also… WTF happened to Dolo’s hair?
The ‘Dolo only speaks French and everyone speaks to him in English’ bit still makes me laugh every time.
Also… WTF happened to Dolo’s hair?
December 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Starting my Shoresy rewatch tonight.
The ‘Dolo only speaks French and everyone speaks to him in English’ bit still makes me laugh every time.
Also… WTF happened to Dolo’s hair?
The ‘Dolo only speaks French and everyone speaks to him in English’ bit still makes me laugh every time.
Also… WTF happened to Dolo’s hair?
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In all my years of playing Pro Cycling Manager, I just had the wildest shit happen that Ive seen in any version of the game. I run the 22 version on my old computer, which I think starts during the 21 season without mods. Anyway I’m in year 7. Ive built my own Colruyt team up from conti
December 9, 2025 at 9:07 PM
In all my years of playing Pro Cycling Manager, I just had the wildest shit happen that Ive seen in any version of the game. I run the 22 version on my old computer, which I think starts during the 21 season without mods. Anyway I’m in year 7. Ive built my own Colruyt team up from conti
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*The* Peter Kennaugh?
December 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
*The* Peter Kennaugh?
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Tadej Pogacar a été aperçu au carrefour de l'Arbre ce mardi, l'un des derniers secteurs de #ParisRoubaix. 2e de "l'Enfer du Nord" pour sa 1re participation en avril, le Slovène était accompagné pour cette reco par Tim Wellens, Nils Politt et Florian Vermeersch.
📷La Voix du Nord
📷La Voix du Nord
December 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Tadej Pogacar a été aperçu au carrefour de l'Arbre ce mardi, l'un des derniers secteurs de #ParisRoubaix. 2e de "l'Enfer du Nord" pour sa 1re participation en avril, le Slovène était accompagné pour cette reco par Tim Wellens, Nils Politt et Florian Vermeersch.
📷La Voix du Nord
📷La Voix du Nord
I’ve been thinking my TL is a bit quiet this week, and I’m fairly certain Blueski has unfollowed a bunch of people for me. WTF?
December 9, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I’ve been thinking my TL is a bit quiet this week, and I’m fairly certain Blueski has unfollowed a bunch of people for me. WTF?
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December 9, 2025 at 7:43 PM