TheJumboSmoove™
@thejumbosmoove.bsky.social
Poet. Author. Law student in financial aid limbo. Wearer of many hats - some of which are literal. I have friends everywhere. Stone and sky.
Final video for the night. Here's me checking off something I have always wanted to do. The C-45/Beech 18 is a gorgeous airplane. How it felt to get to sit where I sat in that bird would have made me cry if I could've stopped being so damn giddy. Thank you to the Central Texas Wing of the CAF!
December 13, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Final video for the night. Here's me checking off something I have always wanted to do. The C-45/Beech 18 is a gorgeous airplane. How it felt to get to sit where I sat in that bird would have made me cry if I could've stopped being so damn giddy. Thank you to the Central Texas Wing of the CAF!
I wish they'd add an edit button.
December 13, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I wish they'd add an edit button.
Here are a few more videos from tonight's flight.
1. Starting engine number 2
1. Starting engine number 2
December 13, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Here are a few more videos from tonight's flight.
1. Starting engine number 2
1. Starting engine number 2
Alright, so I decided to get a little creative with the Skyraider. I've had a fantastic day.
December 13, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Alright, so I decided to get a little creative with the Skyraider. I've had a fantastic day.
I just went for a ride in the right seat of a C-45. Best night ever. @tinkeringtailortom.bsky.social @beaufighter.bsky.social
December 13, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I just went for a ride in the right seat of a C-45. Best night ever. @tinkeringtailortom.bsky.social @beaufighter.bsky.social
I'm all out of fucking spoons, man. Holy shit. I need my weekend off.
December 12, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I'm all out of fucking spoons, man. Holy shit. I need my weekend off.
Ideal pizza?
Panjo's. Works. No shrimp.
Nothing better. IYKYK.
Panjo's. Works. No shrimp.
Nothing better. IYKYK.
ideal pizza?
Thin & crispy for me rather than thicker and chewy. Moderate sauce, mozz & provo blend, good pepperoni, not that hormel shit, onions, peppers, andouille, maybe anchovies if I’m feeling squirrely
Thin & crispy for me rather than thicker and chewy. Moderate sauce, mozz & provo blend, good pepperoni, not that hormel shit, onions, peppers, andouille, maybe anchovies if I’m feeling squirrely
December 11, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Ideal pizza?
Panjo's. Works. No shrimp.
Nothing better. IYKYK.
Panjo's. Works. No shrimp.
Nothing better. IYKYK.
He's going to eat his own gun eventually. I'd give it even odds.
December 11, 2025 at 5:45 AM
He's going to eat his own gun eventually. I'd give it even odds.
Needs a few touch ups and a final wash but the Skyraider is otherwise finished.
December 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Needs a few touch ups and a final wash but the Skyraider is otherwise finished.
Drop a lawyer
December 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Drop a lawyer
All I need is a woman who's willing to die fighting the Bolivian army with me.
December 10, 2025 at 5:21 AM
All I need is a woman who's willing to die fighting the Bolivian army with me.
A side-scrolling, 2 player, arcade fighter where the two main characters are Christoph Waltz and Werner Herzog. To save money we get Christopher Lambert to do both voices.
December 9, 2025 at 9:34 AM
A side-scrolling, 2 player, arcade fighter where the two main characters are Christoph Waltz and Werner Herzog. To save money we get Christopher Lambert to do both voices.
Trying something new. Skyraider update. Exhaust. Watercolor and acrylic on plastic. 😎
December 9, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Trying something new. Skyraider update. Exhaust. Watercolor and acrylic on plastic. 😎
What I was led to believe was a simple little movie about an alien that needed a catalytic converter turned into something completely different. Jules is an excellent movie.
December 9, 2025 at 6:21 AM
What I was led to believe was a simple little movie about an alien that needed a catalytic converter turned into something completely different. Jules is an excellent movie.
Holy shit. This is madness. Pure fascist madness.
Happening now: Texas leaders announcing a rollout of a statewide program to put TPUSA chapters in high schools and colleges across the state. Gov. Abbott adds that schools that stand in the way should be reported to the Texas Education Agency.
December 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Holy shit. This is madness. Pure fascist madness.
Melville was a visionary. He understood the nature of man.
He also wrote Bartleby the Scrivener which both predicted my current feelings towards work and gave us Office Space.
I repeat: visionary.
He also wrote Bartleby the Scrivener which both predicted my current feelings towards work and gave us Office Space.
I repeat: visionary.
Herman Melville on moderates, all the way back in 1857:
December 8, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Melville was a visionary. He understood the nature of man.
He also wrote Bartleby the Scrivener which both predicted my current feelings towards work and gave us Office Space.
I repeat: visionary.
He also wrote Bartleby the Scrivener which both predicted my current feelings towards work and gave us Office Space.
I repeat: visionary.
For a guy who hates gays, Pete Hegseth sure seems to have a weird obsession with male appearance and physique.
I hope he's got plenty of whiskey in that closet he's in.
I hope he's got plenty of whiskey in that closet he's in.
Hegseth reversed the policy Mark Esper put in place in 2020, which was designed to prevent “discrimination, prejudice, and bias in all ranks.” Hegseth wants to know what they look like when these decisions are made.
December 8, 2025 at 11:10 AM
For a guy who hates gays, Pete Hegseth sure seems to have a weird obsession with male appearance and physique.
I hope he's got plenty of whiskey in that closet he's in.
I hope he's got plenty of whiskey in that closet he's in.
My grandfather at 15. That's an Aeronca Champ he's holding onto. He passed 5 years ago. He taught me to fly in a 1957 Tri-Pacer. Godspeed, Chief. I miss you every day.
December 8, 2025 at 11:05 AM
My grandfather at 15. That's an Aeronca Champ he's holding onto. He passed 5 years ago. He taught me to fly in a 1957 Tri-Pacer. Godspeed, Chief. I miss you every day.
Scott Bessent is high up in the ranking for the stupidest motherfucker of the bunch.
I honestly don't know how this chinless, spineless moron ties his own shoes. Or breathes.
I bet someone cuts his meat for him.
It's infuriating. This whole confederacy of fascist dunces... It hurts my head.
I honestly don't know how this chinless, spineless moron ties his own shoes. Or breathes.
I bet someone cuts his meat for him.
It's infuriating. This whole confederacy of fascist dunces... It hurts my head.
Bessent: "I'm involved in the agricultural industry. I run a soybean farm."
Brennan: "You own one. You invest in it."
Bessent: "And people in my family go out and work on it. I actually just divested from it this week."
Brennan: "You own one. You invest in it."
Bessent: "And people in my family go out and work on it. I actually just divested from it this week."
December 8, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Scott Bessent is high up in the ranking for the stupidest motherfucker of the bunch.
I honestly don't know how this chinless, spineless moron ties his own shoes. Or breathes.
I bet someone cuts his meat for him.
It's infuriating. This whole confederacy of fascist dunces... It hurts my head.
I honestly don't know how this chinless, spineless moron ties his own shoes. Or breathes.
I bet someone cuts his meat for him.
It's infuriating. This whole confederacy of fascist dunces... It hurts my head.
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
December 8, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
When this worthless sonofabitch is dying in his own slobber, all knurled up and crying for his mommy (who hated him), I want a live stream on him 24/7.
He has made me cruel. I will never forgive him.
But I will let him have the fruits of his labor.
Fuck him and everyone in his orbit.
He has made me cruel. I will never forgive him.
But I will let him have the fruits of his labor.
Fuck him and everyone in his orbit.
This will be remembered as the most pathetic moment in American history. What a needy fool.
December 7, 2025 at 2:24 AM
When this worthless sonofabitch is dying in his own slobber, all knurled up and crying for his mommy (who hated him), I want a live stream on him 24/7.
He has made me cruel. I will never forgive him.
But I will let him have the fruits of his labor.
Fuck him and everyone in his orbit.
He has made me cruel. I will never forgive him.
But I will let him have the fruits of his labor.
Fuck him and everyone in his orbit.
The world's best grenade target.
December 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
The world's best grenade target.